<![CDATA[Not Kenan! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> I thought it was grape soda?

johnnyrabb

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> Did anyone ever actually win the Good Burger car from Talk Soup?

Handsome Pete

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> Here's Deep house dish on MTV 4: "Wheewwiee, that was some good stuff"

rudeboy7969

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> "Whither Kel" is one of the funniest tags ever of all time on Gawker.

caustin

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> @DahlELama: Bwahahaha. Why didn't Kel get famous too? Oh right, because he's not funny either.

donmiguel

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> Somewhere in the country, Kel is driving into a tree hopped up on meth, but he'll never make it to Gawker. Oh no, not Kel.

DahlELama

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> This is pretty hilarious. About 3 years ago my best friend and I had been hanging out with Keenan one night. We were following him back to Williamsburg when we accidentally rear ended him coming across the bridge. She was driving "erratically" for similar reasons, and he was cool enough 1. not to be pissed at us, and 2. not to call the cops, which probably would have been a bad situation for everyone.

Beigebaby

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> @Helman: I know, I have enough issues on my own!

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> @Conbon: No, they stand for "Jew Here." And you don't see to many of them.

ronbo

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> @jobsworth: [gawker.com]

CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> @ronbo: That's what those JH stickers stand for?

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> @In Other News...: At least not 8 times in one post.

Helman

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> @Conbon: Yes it is, and it's Escalade country, too. Except most of the Escalades out here carry window stickers that say, "White people on board." Just so there's no confusion.

ronbo

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> @jobsworth: It's Kenan. Don't make him cry.

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]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> @In Other News...: So I shouldn't call Keenan by his correct name of Fattyfattyfatfat? It's true. I've seen his birth cert.

jobsworth

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> @jobsworth: Just please don't call anyone, um, in excess of their ideal body weight.

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]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> @Conbon: Does it look like it looks in Zach Braff's movie?

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]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> @In Other News...: Yes it is! It's the nice part of NJ.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> @CaptainFantastic:What did i miss?

jobsworth

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> @jobsworth: Apparently you weren't around yesterday.

CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> @transomist: That's allowed. You're not on jezebel.

jobsworth

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> @JudgeFudge:

At the risk of execution, I'll say that Keenan is pretty damn fat.

transomist

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> @ExecutiveIntern:
Nah, Dina Lohan is in the "Open Caption" contest dancing like one.


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]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> @Claystil: I think I know the Escalade of which you speak. She has a pair of twin sisters called Alize and Courvoisier, non?

bjonston

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> "Ridiculously young." - Ha.

Lonesome_George

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> That's just what a good weed-carrier is supposed to do!

dutchtwista

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> A pothead from Long Beach? I don't believe it.

(Too Long Island-ey?)

ExecutiveIntern

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> Yes, I think this is a sign that this show is funny again! The Jonah hill episode was top-notch. Also, Keenan better watch out- he's the defacto fat guy on SNL now (not fat, really, but the bulkiest of the bunch), and history has not treated these cast members kindly...

JudgeFudge

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> Did he do the funny dance he does in the opening credits of "SNL"? I love him.

AND! There is no way Bernards in "40 miles" outside of NYC. It's like right off the turnpike! Or is that Staten Island?

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]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> @gticlutchburn:
Well said! A true friend always got your back.


luciluce666

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> I hope he reacts to this as his Bill Cosby character. So cutting edge and fresh!

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> SNL won't be funny again until they discover the creative energy of cocaine.

oneninesevenfour

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> But did they find any orange soda?

jobsworth

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> This is the kind of selfless-ness that we need in America today.

gticlutchburn

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> Kenan should never have gotten involved with ragamuffins like that. His old friend Kel was such a nice boy....dense, but nice.

Knucklehead Babylon

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> I blame everything on that bitch Mary Jane.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> And let the Good Burger/munchies jokes begin.

Hipp

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> I hop pot smoking makes him funny one day.

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> Kenan and Jamal go to White Castle.

contradicto

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> Like the "dugs" tag.

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[Not Kenan!]]> I once met a girl named Escalade.

Claystil

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