<![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni]]> @Mike_Jahn: rhymes with "harlot"

JMacNYC

]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni]]> @JMacNYC: I think we might need to define "starlet."

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni]]> metaphorical boner. i love that band.

notalent

]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni]]> @Malegirdle: you're kidding me, right??

JMacNYC

]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni]]> do you think any writer, in the history of writing profiles about starlets, has ever actually bedded the starlet?

Malegirdle

]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni]]> This guy's going to end up chained in Sarko's basement.

Twerpsichore

]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni]]> @flynnchick: Disagreed. Brazilian knickers are tops, period.

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]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni]]> @FitnessMadeSimple: I only refer to them as knickers when talking about French knickers. They are the sexiest ones of all.

dinosaur_senior

]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni]]> @IndianSlipper: I hate the word panties. Knickers is much better as far as I'm concerned. Though I admit, I generally refer to them as underpants.

FitnessMadeSimple

]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni]]> I mean the man is obviously good at what he does.

VTFootballGrad

]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni]]> I managed to control myself while interviewing Starsky & Hutch.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni]]> @In Other News...: That's too much like tighty whities for me.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni]]> It's very important to get to the vagina of the situation. I learned that the hard way.

Lonesome_George

]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni]]> Perhaps, "Way to get to the front bottom of the situation"? Or, "Way to get to the fanny of the situation"?

mockingbird

]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni]]> The bum.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni]]> She's probably reading a story about pants, and where to acquire them.

JorgeLuisGorgeous

]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni]]> @IndianSlipper: I prefer "skivvies."

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]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni]]> Sometimes YOU have to make the call

therealgoogle

]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni]]> In my servicey way, I offer this: [www.thelondonpaper.com]

Mr. Grainge appears on the website as a participant in a worthy charity called Movember.

Regrettably, the mo' he grew helped others, but did not help him.

And this 'mo can understand why Ms. Bruni put him on the pay-no-mind list.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni]]> Elizabeth Taylor STILL hasn't called me back.....

JMacNYC

]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni]]> I did the same thing with Meredith Baxter Berney. She ended up having 40 pizzas delivered to my apartment as a joke.

Ha Ha Sound

]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni]]> He shouldn't have asked her if she was wearing knickers, but rather what book she was reading. That would have shown he was classy--and might have given light as to whether she was literate. Win-win.

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni]]> Question: Do Brits find the word "knickers" sexy in any way? I like panties so much better.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni]]> Do Italian men always seduce women with the "Were you wearing knickers at the time?"?

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]]> <![CDATA[Horny London Reporter Recalls Failure To Bed Carla Bruni]]> Ugh, reminds me of too many of my friends...

captaingandhi3

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