<![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> @jason preston handles break-up with aplomb: I wouldn't use a plomb to handle that break up, i'd use fucking rubber gloves.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Shunned at Trucking school and doesn't know why.

WordSalad

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> "You want this? You want this? Well you can have it for $1,000 bucks or a Louis Vitton bag."

HiredGoons

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> What's the bet it's one of those temporary henna tats.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Mariah's a bit crooked...

AndIAmTellingYou

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> "You like? You buy? Only ten dolla!"

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Long-Sleeved Jason Hides Shame, Exposes Lame

Jory

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> @intothelight: @srosenb: We don't care about the environment here. No recycling. :-)

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> I vote - gay.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Scientist Proves Glitter Is Made From Whore Diamonds

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> squeaky fromme celebrates pork chop night at the big house.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Rentboy Gone Wild Exposes His Tats

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> dispelling the break-up-due-to-pregnancy rumors

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> @mathnet: BAH!!! That's what I get for posting without reading everyone else's captions first.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Oh Jason P., he's gone and named
His pubes and genitalia!
His scrotum's Tess, his peen is Joe
And he calls his pubes Mariah!

Mariah! Mariah!
He calls his pubes Mariah!





MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> @Helman: Petty worked better, I think.

louisev

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> oops, Perineum

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> GoldenPalace.com Eyes Jason Preston's Perinium

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> @Richard: Bellybutton does seem rather high. Maybe he just has a freakishly short torso and he shaves his pubes and pulls his pants down to compensate (though I suspect he would do that regardless).

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> I just don't understand the gays.

Fishman

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Carey's Retoucher Gives Up, Resorts to Captions

Kathy

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Delta Lambda Phi Initiation Scarring

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> *grumbling*
blasted whore avatar
GO AWAY!!
At least pick a decent looking FEMALE hooker if you feel the need to foist an avatar on me!




BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> @Elektra: Human resources can go straight to hell.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Come Hither, Cum Thither

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> @Elektra: You know that scene in Office Space, where the guy takes a drill and knocks down a partition wall? It was like that.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> @In Other News...:

Step into my office, baby.

Elektra

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Treasure Trail Leads to Glitter

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> @Elektra: Um, my cubicle just moved.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> That will get him some dates if he ever goes to prison.

Gregoire

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> @In Other News...:

I've never really been Safe for Work. Safe *at* Work, sure.

Hope I didn't scare you, or anything.

Elektra

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Undaunted Dilettante Flaunts Many Serif-ed Font

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Look at the expression on the portrait, perfect!

WordSalad

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> #1 'Glitter' fanclub president.

mickeyitaliano

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> What is that scary painting of Paul McCartney on the left?

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Little does he realize that when written in script, MARIAH is an upside-down ambigram for YOU R EW.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> @BitchSetMeUp: and the charm bracelet?

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Jason Preston Confuses Ps, Ms

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> And after all that, he still pronounces it "Maria."

Dickdogfood

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> @Elektra: I mean, if all you need is pictures, it's out there. Manhunt never disappoints. Except like, constantly.

SchmatSchmaymon

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> @Elektra: Jesus H. Christmas Trees! We're working here!

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> @Elektra: Now, why you wanna ruin everything by having standards?

valet_of_the_dolls

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> @Elektra: I would also hate to be the "Prime" minister in those "houses of parliament", if you know what I mean.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> @Richard:

Thank you. I'm merely walking what's left of my wits, to quote a script that I rather imagine is near and dear to your heart.

That said, I suppose that if he put it in front of my face, I'd, you know, taste it. I'm mean, I'm only human. Le bete humaine.

OOOOOH. That so should have been my commenter name: Bette Humaine.

Elektra

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Leader of the Lambs.

m4mugatu

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> The butterflies are on my cock.

BitchSetMeUp

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> he didn't pay for that belt- he got that as a prize from a bukakke contest.

truckstopbear

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> @Elektra: I really enjoy "sexual house of representatives."

Richard

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> From Basil Hallward's POV as Dorian Gray (with Picture) Channels Jeremy Piven

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> I like it. Come say hi to daddy...

Koreanish

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Ummm Kitten? Pariah is with a "P", k?

MercuryPDX

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> @CaptainFantastic: I was wondering that myself.

That man's belt cost more than the entire outfit I'm wearing today.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> @valet_of_the_dolls:

I disagree. It's hittable, theoretically, in two dimensions because it's a photo of a guy that covers the basic notions of what "hot" is supposed to mean. And yet I suspect that five minutes in his presence would rid me of any desire for sexual congress, or even sexual house of representatives, with him. Just a hunch.

Elektra

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> "Okay, you can pay me in deutschmarks, but this is the last button."

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> "Now Do You Notice My Belt?"

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Groin Tat, Trucker Hat, Don't Hit Dat

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> @MattGaymon: It's sad because it's true.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> @CaptainFantastic: Here's the pic I remembered: [gawker.com] . I was mistaken. The end is on the same side, but the buckle was to the right of his first belt loop, now it's in the middle. Maybe this is the signifier? I'm sure no one else cares.

CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> "Hi, Aram!" Said a Drunken Jason to the Dyslexic Tattoo Artist

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> "And Now, I Shall Present Absolute Proof that I Am Currently Wearing Knickers."

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Man Uses Mariah Carey 'Zine to Demonstrate New Silly Putty Stomach

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Man's Hat Costs More Than My Wardrobe; Hoodie Has Fake, Non-Functional Buttons

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Two things:
Am I supposed to know if that tat used to read Marc?

I swear I recently saw a pic of him and the end of his belt was on his right side. Does the switch signify that he is single?


CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Whatever Look I was going for, I missed.

JMacNYC

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> This really really really makes me want to watch "Tudors" Sunday night!

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> @tribalpottery: On his ass. That one appeared after he broke up with Mad.

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> @Richard: I think that has more to do with wearing his jeans low enough for a prostate exam to be performed.

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> In addition to the Marc Jacobs and Mariah tats, you there there has to be one of Madonna. I wonder where that one is.

tribalpottery

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> "Good luck with your love handles!"

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> @Richard: His is awfully high, isn't it?

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Get Carey'd away.

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> @Helman: Crap -- Luke Perry, damn it.

Helman

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Somewhere in New Jersey, Mrs. Preston nee Goldberg is standing in the walk-in closet of her bedroom wearing a heather gray cashmere cami, wondering, "Where did the hoodie for this go; it's supposed to be a twin set!"

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Creepy Hanger-on Continues to Make Everyone Want to Hit It In Spite of Themselves.

SchmatSchmaymon

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Way out west, they got a name
For rain and wind and fire
The rain is Tess, the fire's joe
And they call my abs Mariah




mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> "They were all sold out of 'Mother.'"

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Man shows me, depressingly, where a belly button is supposed to be.

Richard

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> This tattoo is the reason Jason Preston can get away with any kind of gay bitchery in my book. Effing genius.

BK_KT

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Someone tell Luke Petty that trucker hats went the way of Uggs.

Helman

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> My tummeh, let me show you it.

Lonesome_George

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> Hipster Goes And Ruins Perfectly Good Abs

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]]> <![CDATA[Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb]]> There is no excuse for this, no matter how gay.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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