How To Be a "Good Gay" - Gawker Comments

How To Be a "Good Gay"

justagirl — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 11:44:30 EDT

They forgot the part about the dashing wardrobe and cunning acerbic wit.

justagirl

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Handsome Pete — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 03:01:43 EDT

Can anyone verify that the term "Bronnie" existed before Bravo printed up the t-shirts?

A t-shirt purchased by my girlfriend.

Handsome Pete

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HiredGoons — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:40:37 EDT

Well, that got me semi-hard.

HiredGoons

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scarletmenace — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:47:26 EDT

wait wait wait. is NO ONE going to comment on the word "bromance"?

scarletmenace

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dandles — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:09:05 EDT

The Ronnie kid is cute. The other one, not so much.

dandles

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Koreanish — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:48:21 EDT

@Lonesome_George: You're awesome.

Koreanish

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Hez — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 21:44:24 EDT

@Conbon: You're not fooling anyone, pal.

Hez

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javysan — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 21:06:28 EDT

It's like a good porn waiting to happen. A "straight" prison guard; your all-American beefcake (cause he is a little beefy). It really just writes itself...

javysan

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Helman — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:34:23 EDT

I thought they were both great. Maybe I'm a simpleton, but I believe these guys are really good friends. Also, the girl should totally win.

Helman

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BettyCrocker — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:05:25 EDT

@DorothyMantooth: Neither one of them are even my type (Hellooooo, John Cena!), but together, they burned up the screen.

BettyCrocker

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DorothyMantooth — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:05:11 EDT

@BettyCrocker: I am still turned on by that scene!
Swear to G-d!!

DorothyMantooth

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mitchel_stevens — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:26:55 EDT

@downlow:
no, it provides more time for important things: like drinking and getting the highest score on newgrounds.

mitchel_stevens

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downlow — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:01:46 EDT

@mitchel_stevens: So I guess I'm a bad straight. I thought I was just "single".

downlow

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mitchel_stevens — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:56:00 EDT

@Conbon:
of course.

all a fair-to-middling straight needs is charm, charisma and a winning personality.

bad straights just want to blow their money on booze and themselves. which is where i gladly stay.

mitchel_stevens

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Conbon — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:48:32 EDT

@mitchel_stevens: Then I don't think I want to be a good straight. Can I be a fair-to-middling straight?

Conbon

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BettyCrocker — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:40:28 EDT

That still image is like softcore art on the cover of a gay romance novel, except their clothes really suck and there's no Morrissey playing in the background.

BettyCrocker

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mitchel_stevens — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:17:37 EDT

@Conbon:
simply proclaim "i fuck mad bitches" while putting enough gel in your hair to turn it into a deadly weapon or look like you belong on dragon ball z.

mitchel_stevens

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LauraElizabeth — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:15:54 EDT

@I'm Waitin' for Dolemite: Speaking of which, I still contend that his best role was in "Velvet Goldmine".

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Conbon — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:13:16 EDT

Is there a way to be a good straight? No toe-tapping?

Conbon

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I'm Waitin' for Dolemite — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:12:53 EDT

@dweeb: "Or has this week just been an attempt to combat the heteronormalcy of The Tudors ads?"

I can only assume that "heteronormalcy" and Jonathan Rhys Meyers used in the same context is meant to be ironic.

I'm Waitin' for Dolemite

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MindGrapes — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:08:13 EDT

@Elektra: Funny. Yes, his wonky-eyes are quite an unusual trait in a TV host; guess being an SVP helped in his "audition" more than his ability to look squarely into one camera at a time.

MindGrapes

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Lonesome_George — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:06:20 EDT

Aww..nice gays finish last. No more Mr. Nice Gay!

Lonesome_George

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Elektra — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:05:30 EDT

@Elektra:

He's also a leering twit, just by the way.

Elektra

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Elektra — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:02:17 EDT

Richard, I was reading your text too quickly and thought you were refering to Andy Cohen as "this wandering eye."

Of course, that's not inaccurate even if unintentional. They're both quite wonky.

His eyes, that is.

Elektra

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Itsjustcatnip — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:00:15 EDT

I watched for 20 squirms. Thanks for the rewind.

Itsjustcatnip

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SchmatSchmaymon — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:59:59 EDT

Gay guy seemed normal about it. Straight guy is not so secretly milking it. Andy Cohen is fondling himself the whole time. Seems to be Bravo business as usual.

SchmatSchmaymon