"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear." - Gawker Comments

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

SpeakerCity — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:54:37 EDT

"Can You See Me Now?" "Can You See Me Now?" "How About Now?"

SpeakerCity

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

HiredGoons — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:35:11 EDT

"I know, isn't she charming!"

HiredGoons

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

nanotalent — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:04:06 EDT

"The cover says 'what do you think?' but the inside says 'WHO CARES???'"

nanotalent

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

mathnet — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 21:12:25 EDT

I AM SO JEALOUS OF THE RAP STARS WHO DID NOT HAVE TO PICK UP OLD LADIES AT THE AIRPORT THIS AFTERNOON AND TAKE THEM TO DINNER.

mathnet

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

bjonston — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:40:31 EDT

"In this Mirren
A timid reflection gazes
Long nights and quick times
Memories patched in hazes

Mistakes without reason
Are lining on my face
I'm everyone's let down
A giant disgrace

A disappointment since birth
These demons so haunting
Fighting transgressions
A task so undaunting..."

bjonston

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

FreshTyn — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:21:33 EDT

"See, I can make TWO faces."

FreshTyn

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

Helman — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:04:17 EDT

@Cheap Shot:

Helman

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

famousauthor — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:01:06 EDT

"If I had married Prince Charles, I could have had the best acting role of my career! But he had to raise the incest question..."

famousauthor

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

DorothyMantooth — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:44:12 EDT

@NinaHagen: Ha!
I was thinking Greg Proops. But yours is better!

DorothyMantooth

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

NinaHagen — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:41:19 EDT

@DorothyMantooth: And which one is Wayne Brady's Emmy?

NinaHagen

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

DorothyMantooth — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:39:25 EDT

@Spirit Fingers: Only if you're talking gynecomastia.

DorothyMantooth

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

TedSez — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:39:17 EDT

@CodePink: K'bai! Er, I mean, by your leave, mademoiselle.

TedSez

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

Cheap Shot — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:38:23 EDT

Sorry, this one is better:

Cheap Shot

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

Cheap Shot — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:36:04 EDT

@Spirit Fingers: No. you could see her nude in this clip:

Cheap Shot

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

econdave — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:35:19 EDT

"I'm 62 and still way hotter than you!"

econdave

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

DorothyMantooth — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:33:43 EDT

@Richard: @CodePink: Which one of you is Wayne Brady?

DorothyMantooth

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

CodePink — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:33:39 EDT

@TedSez: hot. i could do this all night because i'm a dorkwad. but i should probs leave work. bye ted!!

CodePink

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

Spirit Fingers — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:33:27 EDT

Is it bad that I find her breasts enviable?

Spirit Fingers

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

FracturedAcetabulum — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:27:41 EDT

"No, I don't know when The Tudors is on!"

FracturedAcetabulum

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

TedSez — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:26:16 EDT

@CodePink:
@Richard:

Though I often play royals, I am quite saucy
With my husband Taylor I can be quite bossy!
I'm not too prissy and I'm sure not twee,
In many of my films you can see all of me!
No, I never was afraid that you would find me nude --
I'm both a queen and a Prime Suspect for my attitude!

TedSez

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

CodePink — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:25:15 EDT

@fiveinchtaint: Is it? I thought that was just the B-Sides? Still, an amazing tune in its own right, man, no doubt.

CodePink

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

Cheap Shot — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:24:53 EDT

Cheap Shot

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

CodePink — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:18:57 EDT

@TedSez:
Eighty-one, eighty-two, eighty-three, eighty-four
octogenarian mother-virgin-whore.
That's not quite exactly what I am,
but I still think it's appropriate to this said certain jam.

CodePink

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

Richard — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:18:29 EDT

@CodePink:
Look here, look there, look at me I'm British
When fans come up to me sometimes they act all skittish.
All I say when I say is that I'm really nice
It's just the people that I play who are cold as ice.
So I give an autograph and they start to smile
It feels good, I start to laugh, happy for a while.

Richard

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

TedSez — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:17:14 EDT

@CodePink:

They say I am a Sexy Sadie
I get the looks from all the straighties
And though I am an older lady
I'll still be hot when in my eighties!

TedSez

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

fiveinchtaint — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:16:39 EDT

@CodePink: It's actually a note-for-note remake of Milli Vanilli's All or Nothing album with the lyrics rewritten for insomniacs.

Ba ba ba ba baby
Don't upset my slumber

I've been searching high
I've been searching low
For some goddamned melatonin

fiveinchtaint

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

brechtgirl — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:15:54 EDT

@belltolls: I'm a fan of this caption.

brechtgirl

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

CodePink — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:14:17 EDT

@Richard:
That was a sample, mixed-up Rihanna.
Now I would like to smoke marijuana!
You wouldn't know it, to look at me,
but I like to feed on righteous weed,
the green seed, I heed to, the ganja, the jane,
it's insane, when you're famous like Hellen Mirrane.

CodePink

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

bugupit — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:10:57 EDT

Eat it, Princess Di!

bugupit

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

Richard — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:10:53 EDT

@CodePink:
I did good work on BBC's Prime Suspect
But it still took forever to get some REspect.
Saw Tony Blair on the London tube
Said "Hey Tony Blair, why are you a boob?"
He took one look at me, said "Oh, dear Helen,
unlike you, I'm not very gellin'"

gellin, gellin, gellin
eh eh eh

Richard

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

dweeb — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:09:11 EDT

@In Other News...: Gosford, park your ass over here next to me!

dweeb

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

CodePink — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:07:57 EDT

@Richard:
Some say I'm a late bloomin' wench,
got off the bench, gave my seat to Dench.
Word, you heard, hell, that's the story.
Now go and give my hair color to Tori.
Spelling, that is, girl got problems,
Like Vanilla Ice, I'll be the one to solve 'em.

CodePink

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

Richard — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:03:33 EDT

@CodePink: I love that rap album jam! Doesn't it go on?

Hey ho, here we go,
I'm the best Queen you ever did know
I got white on top, Manolos on the bottom
Now everyone smoke blunts if you got 'em.
Maybe we can eat fish 'n chips after
Yo, you wanna hold my BAFTA?

Richard

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

BalknChain — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:02:50 EDT

Cate who? Oh you silly boy! hahaha!

BalknChain

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

FitnessMadeSimple — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:59:53 EDT

@CodePink: You had me at hot matronly fight.

FitnessMadeSimple

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

CodePink — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:58:56 EDT

@fiveinchtaint: It's a hip-hop hooray album, artfully titled, The Tortoise and the Hair, about slow-moving careers and wonderful silver tressed goddesses. Here is a rhyme to which, if you prefer, can be added a fat beat or two:

I'm Helen Mirren and I'm here to say
Though I be old, I am still quite gay!
As in merry, my love, merry like Santa.
In my country people don't drink Coke, they drink Fanta.
You heard. What. What. Uh-huh. That's right.
Don't give up the hot matronly fight.

CodePink

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

FitnessMadeSimple — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:57:12 EDT

B&N Customers Treated to Book Singing by Dyslexic Actress

FitnessMadeSimple

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

NeverEnough — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:51:35 EDT

@In Other News...: Ahahahahaha!

NeverEnough

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

fiveinchtaint — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:50:57 EDT

"My debut album drops in June."

fiveinchtaint

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

intothelight — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:50:49 EDT

"i have no idea,sir. what's white and hairy and lies at the bottom of the ocean?"

intothelight

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

TripMcCane — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:50:44 EDT

Early onset doddering causes Brit actress/author's upper lip to prematurely stiffen.

TripMcCane

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

In Other News... — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:49:41 EDT

Loss of innocence: "There is NOT a Starbucks in this bookstore, you fool!"

In Other News...

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

TedSez — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:49:19 EDT

Dorian Gray, The Early Years

TedSez

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

In Other News... — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:48:24 EDT

"But of COURSE there's plenty of shagging in these pages!"

In Other News...

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

In Other News... — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:47:25 EDT

"Don't be silly - there is no calligraphy or engravings in this book!"

In Other News...

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

Gregoire — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:47:22 EDT

"Queen of All Books That Look Like Me! Bwaa-ha-ha!"

Gregoire

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

In Other News... — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:44:00 EDT

"WILL YOU PLEASE STOP CALLING IT BARNES AND NOBLESSS????"

In Other News...

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

TedSez — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:43:11 EDT

Sylph-Like GILF Writes Book With (Too Little) Filth

TedSez

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

In Other News... — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:43:05 EDT

"Noble" of Barnes & Noble Revealed; "Barnes" Just Some B-List Schlub

In Other News...

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

Helman — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:42:18 EDT

"If you don't buy this book, I will shove it down your throat, page by page."

Helman

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

mitchel_stevens — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:42:12 EDT

"Delightful! Now make one more Queen reference and I'll cut your bollocks off."

mitchel_stevens

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

In Other News... — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:42:11 EDT

"I'm just thinking about all those Gawker commenters and their Sharpie jokes!"

In Other News...

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

dweeb — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:41:49 EDT

Fictitious Queen Rules Cardboard Kingdom

dweeb

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

In Other News... — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:40:45 EDT

"Cate Blanchett also has a book - a coloring book!"

In Other News...

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

Helman — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:39:47 EDT

@In Other News...: Yay!

Helman

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

In Other News... — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:39:35 EDT

"Oh Dear, I Thought This was 'Borders'!"

In Other News...

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

In Other News... — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:38:50 EDT

Oscar Winner Enjoys Chuckle At Being Called "Event"; Later Kills Store Manager

In Other News...

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

MisterHippity — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:37:52 EDT

The Mirren Has Five Faces

MisterHippity

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

intothelight — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:37:30 EDT

"really, well ask mr. dickens where he keeps his oscar."

intothelight

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

In Other News... — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:36:22 EDT

"Oh my, I didn't think they would really call Chapter 17 'Suck It, Judi Dench!'"

In Other News...

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

SchmatSchmaymon — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:35:36 EDT

DOES the carpet match the curtains? You tell me!

SchmatSchmaymon

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

TedSez — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:35:23 EDT

@dweeb: Ha!

TedSez

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

disslexic — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:35:01 EDT

"No, I am not signing 'Caligula' DVDs today," Mirren tells fan. "Just this book."

disslexic

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

mathnet — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:34:42 EDT

"Look at that! Pink and gray! How fabulous!"

mathnet

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

TedSez — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:34:26 EDT

International Treasure Displays Book of Secrets

TedSez

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

belltolls — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:34:17 EDT

"Why yes, I am the author.

belltolls

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

Lonesome_George — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:34:16 EDT

Nailed it.

Lonesome_George

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

dweeb — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:34:01 EDT

"National Treasure's Book of Secrets"

dweeb

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

In Other News... — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:33:27 EDT

Helen Mirren Launches New Barnes & Noble Section, Remainders Of The Day

In Other News...

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

In Other News... — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:32:15 EDT

"Now don't put these in the rafters, okay?"

In Other News...

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

semiserious — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:31:45 EDT

4 out of 5 Helen Mirrens aren't particularly amused by your little jokes.

semiserious

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

TedSez — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:31:20 EDT

Mirren Kin Haz Two Faces?

TedSez

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

mathnet — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:30:59 EDT

is a lot like what Richard said!

mathnet

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

mathnet — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:30:32 EDT

Mirren, Mirren On The Wall

mathnet

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

FitnessMadeSimple — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:28:43 EDT

Woman buys all 17 copies of her own book.

FitnessMadeSimple

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

BaconCat — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:28:42 EDT

"I just farted. Isn't that delightful?"

BaconCat

"It's Like Looking into a Mirren! Aha ha ha ha! Ha. Ahem. Oh dear."

TheHonJudgeSmails — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:28:16 EDT

"I just love violent pornography!"

TheHonJudgeSmails