<![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> Since when do three year olds attend school?

That being said, it's pretty damn funny - especially for you partisans. Hypocrisy and abuse of power is non-partisan.

Beef on Weck

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> A 3 year old just taught me how to delicately ask for a rim job.

lesbiansayswhat

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> Awesome!
I need to start hanging out with more 3-year-olds.

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> My mom explained adultery to me (hey, I learned about it in church!!) as a man goes to the beach with another woman while his wife is at work.

Maulleigh

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> The whole scandal confused me, and NOW I get it. They really do need to replace all cable talking heads with 3yr old princesses.

marvel girl

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> @beirut: Er, ummm. Okay?

ian spiegelman

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> @valet_of_the_dolls: Ohh... Now I get it. Coz that's how you rim an ass!

ian spiegelman

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> @ian spiegelman: who said they were related? elliont got the beejer and the pink cup!

@BettyCrocker: hahaha good. i didn't want to be alone.

beirut

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> @ian spiegelman: Lordy, no. And I certainly don't want to be responsible for starting that rumour.

No, just a play on that little circular motion Princess made with her daquiri glass.

valet_of_the_dolls

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> @valet_of_the_dolls: Holy Jehosaphat! How did we get to rimming? I thought I had read all the Spitzer coverage and learned that he liked to do it bareback with his socks on, as if that wasn't gross enough. Is there some evidence that he was a salad man?

ian spiegelman

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> @beirut: I noticed that too!

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> @beirut: @ian spiegelman:
And I was wondering how a three year old knew about rimming...


valet_of_the_dolls

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> @beirut: I'd say you're reading/watching too closely. And what do pink fluids have to do with a blowjob? I think someone needs a trip to the urologist pronto.

ian spiegelman

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> HAHA.
at the 1 minute mark.. "Elliont paid for (makes blow job looking face and runs her finger around the opening of cup filled with pink fluids)..."

wow.
intentional? genuis?

beirut

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> My favorite moment is when she says "girls gone WILD!". I can't be cynical about this. It's adorable and hilarious. All the moreso because she's dressed as a princess and drinking a pink daquiri. (@JessicaLovejoy: Stars & Dykes Forever!: good call!)

SheWalkedWithAZombie

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> @Bell County: She's a really mean cop too!

ian spiegelman

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> @Bell County: Nice. Return of Pearl.

ziptron

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> @JessicaLovejoy: Stars & Dykes Forever!: Ugh, I was totally gonna go with the daiquiri angle, but you beat me to the punch. Well played...

Btw... Can we get this little girl a guest spot on "Red Eye?"

Disgruntled_Platonist

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> "mommy and daddy made a whole bunch of cookies for their kids, but presdent bush and his friends raided the cookie jar .... and left nothin but crumbs"

fuzzymuffins

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> She'll never be able to relate to another human being again.

TotalEclipseOfTheSartre

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> @BalknChain: i think condi peaches bush every night.

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> "Elliont" sooo cute.

BK_KT

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> What really upsets me is that if Kathie Lee Gifford had made this video ... and had used a Chinese kid ... oh, suddenly it would be a scandal!

SpecialK

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> She seems cute but I hear she's a horrible landlord.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> ironic that the toddler is doing her best to explain political-sexploitation while wearing a "princess" outfit.

i can't wait until this generation grows up and instead of playing quiddich, they have jousts.

meechybee

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> The kid's already got the Fox News smirk down pat.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> This makes me appreciate my friends so much more.

nevermind_me

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> Next week she should dole out the Executions.

dweeb

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> That production has Republican written all over it. I have to go puke.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> This would be great if I didn't suspect that's a daiquiri.

JessicaLovejoy: Wanton Trollop

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> We should definately peach Bush.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA["Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> Brilliant, let's replace JA at Fox News with these adorable talking heads.

hamburgerhotdog

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