Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'" - Gawker Comments

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

kitkatsplash — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:18:49 EDT

By censoring himself, he disavowed his own argument. Shmuck.

kitkatsplash

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 23:12:20 EDT

His wife is not a gringo? shoot me in the crotch! This man is married to a Hispanic woman? LMAO..
Bitch needs a lobotomy!

FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 23:09:54 EDT

cotton.. I hate that condescending turdpile!

FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

MATIC — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:13:16 EDT

White people think there's no race problem, film at 11.

MATIC

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

♥ dosido Hussein McKamy☮ — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:37:17 EDT

@Yaq Cottonmouth, indeed.

♥ dosido Hussein McKamy☮

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

rosaluxembourgeoise — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:21:25 EDT

Wow. Crazy, crazy, crazy, the idea that there is some kind of birth defect with respect to the discourse on race in this country.
@BullfightsOnAcid: That was fantastic.

rosaluxembourgeoise

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

famousauthor — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:09:04 EDT

@Disgruntled_Platonist: We are endangered because turtles have been crawling under the barbed wire along our border. That's why we need a really solid wall. And lots more turtle soup served in our school cafeterias. And turtleburgers. Have you read Lou Dobbs' "Turtle Cookbook"?

famousauthor

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

donmiguel — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 18:08:37 EDT

Isn't Lou Dobbs the original Cotton Eye Joe?

donmiguel

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

Disgruntled_Platonist — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:31:50 EDT

@In Other News...: Turtles take our jobs!

Disgruntled_Platonist

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

famousauthor — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:17:16 EDT

Lou Dobbs is tired of people telling him to stop being racist because he hears it so much. Because he is. And his ears are stuffed with cotton...

famousauthor

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

In Other News... — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:55:18 EDT

@love007: But he hates turtles.

In Other News...

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

dogisdead — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:44:32 EDT

Similar to calling out someone (else's) name in bed, he could have easily swung this in his favor.

"and I can guarantee you this, not a single one of these cotton-shirts wrinkle when you pack them in your suitcase!"

He can just make up a story how he moonlights as an infomercial host and is method acting. He'd be in a better position than his current, that's for sure!

dogisdead

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

DonPardoCalrissian — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:44:01 EDT

He did that on purpose. It's an obviously faked self-interruption. See, he's making a point about how people misuse racist things he says for their own purposes. What an absolute shit.

DonPardoCalrissian

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

ambitious — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:40:51 EDT

Lou Dobbs and his slave-whippin' mouth at it again.

ambitious

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

love007 — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:32:46 EDT

He should have just said "I like turtles."

love007

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

BullfightsOnAcid — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:19:22 EDT

The he broke into his best Foghorn Leghorn impression: "Lookit here son, I say son, did ya see me almost say cotton-pickin'? I scared you! That's a joke, son."

BullfightsOnAcid

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

mediahor — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:17:36 EDT

Dobbs for president. he is the only one that makes sense anymore

mediahor

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

scroll_lock — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:14:20 EDT

Lou is a champeen of many minorities. Why, just the other he expounded on how his Mexican maid keeps his home spic-and-sp..really, really clean.

scroll_lock

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

blackbirdfly — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:12:01 EDT

I didn't realize Lou Dobbs was capable of covering anything other than immigration and the alleged war on the middle class.

blackbirdfly

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

BettyCrocker — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:06:10 EDT

@kokotaylor: "Where's my dinner, you lazy bean... o before and there'll be no gas later!"

BettyCrocker

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

jasonelias — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:03:28 EDT

"Cotton, ya ya..." Oh that's Grape Stomp Lady funny..

jasonelias

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

BettyCrocker — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:02:11 EDT

"Condi, just shut up and go pick some of the fabric of our lives."

BettyCrocker

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

BettyCrocker — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:58:10 EDT

I liked it better when SNL called her Condiliesa Liesalot.

BettyCrocker

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

kokotaylor — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:57:39 EDT

God knows what he calls the spicy, south-of-the-border, gun-toting Mrs. Dobbs.

kokotaylor

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

GollyG — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:56:33 EDT

Caught on video?

GollyG

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

heroinandpeeps — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:50:13 EDT

Cotton Mather-wannabes?

heroinandpeeps

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

fileunder — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:47:57 EDT

Lou Dobbs is the fabric of my life.

fileunder

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

FitnessMadeSimple — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:42:55 EDT

"Why, racism hasn't been an issue in America in a coon's--just long time!"

FitnessMadeSimple

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

mathnet — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:27:56 EDT

Stick with "hysterical," Lou. No one cares about women.

mathnet

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

In Other News... — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:23:18 EDT

Cotton Club.

In Other News...

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

yourshrink — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:22:01 EDT

Thank god we have Lou available to illustrate just how easy it is to talk about race.

yourshrink

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

fivehole — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:17:08 EDT

cotton eyed?

fivehole

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

BullfightsOnAcid — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:10:13 EDT

Then he told Wolf Blitzer to hold on to his yamaka.

BullfightsOnAcid

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

Yaq — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:10:01 EDT

Cotton mouth.

Yaq

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

In Other News... — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:07:38 EDT

Cotton headed. Lou Dobbs is an idiot.

In Other News...

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

In Other News... — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:07:19 EDT

Cotton swabbed?

In Other News...

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

In Other News... — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:07:04 EDT

Cotton candied

In Other News...

Lou Dobbs Almost Calls Condi Rice "Cotton-Pickin'"

Kellimanjaro — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:05:47 EDT

Career save of the year?

Kellimanjaro