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djjamestaylor — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:41:43 EDT

I'll always remember when he declared techno dead and covered Mission To Burma at Lollapalooza. He's been 40 for a long time, huh?

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Toomanytomatoes — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:02:36 EDT

his music makes my teeth hurt.

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AuntPeniston — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:41:01 EDT

I once encountered Moby at a post-modern ambient deep jazz flute house, but I didn't get any awesome wristband to commemorate the event.

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famousauthor — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:06:21 EDT

If he will be there live, I will be there dead.

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naboo — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:52:12 EDT

More like Become An Hero...

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AndIAmTellingYou — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:24:47 EDT

MEMO
Re: Moby
Dear All,
We were just interested in a few tracks — about ten years ago. You can have him. That is all.
Signed,
Teh Gays

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fiveinchtaint — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:21:04 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: I think that's my third reference to that movie in the last week. I need new material.

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CodePink — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:18:01 EDT

@Cheap Shot: The artist would send you a "Hello, thank your listening to my song" text message on your IPhone whenever you listened to one of his/her songs.

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:16:34 EDT

My ridiculous comment above was meant for fiveinchtaint.

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Cheap Shot — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:11:49 EDT

@CodePink: That's a good point. When it's all digital files what type of signing would the artist participate in?

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:06:01 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: I got it.

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:03:43 EDT

@CodePink: (No, awesome.)

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City_Dater — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:03:38 EDT

Does he hand out the wristbands as he wanders the city, expressing vapid opinions and attempting to get people to have sex with him?
Because I could totally see that.

City_Dater

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hamburgerhotdog — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:59:44 EDT

The "Moby has herpes" rumor back in the late ninties made the rounds and died. Might be time for it to do a Lazarus.

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CodePink — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:59:24 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: And bears in traps. (Terrible.)

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Colonel Mustard — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:56:41 EDT

@fiveinchtaint: Yeah, and check out the chick on the left! Whoa, blurry!

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:54:39 EDT

I would like to get one of these bracelets, if only to hurl buffalo chicken fingers and sweaty lunch meats at him.

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fiveinchtaint — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:52:58 EDT

That woman must've watched The Ring video.

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Hipp — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:52:05 EDT

Find me an alley near Virgin and a plague cat, and I'm in.

Hipp

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CodePink — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:51:27 EDT

Also, this cd signing took place in 1994. Moby. Dude. If you're smart enough to steal everyone's music, then you're smart enough to know that people don't buy CDs!!!

(P.S. I know he doesn't steal music. He probably gives someone a candy bar for like a song or something. I don't know. Beep boop mixology mr. dj. here to stay.)

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Gregoire — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:50:49 EDT

Having 'a chance to meet Moby!' is a bit like having a raffle for 'your chance to ride the world-famous New York subway!'

Gregoire