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"I Was Inconvenienced And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt"

LeeroySpitzer — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 20:14:06 EDT

If she needs health care, I have some technology that could give her superhuman powers.

Hail Xenu.

LeeroySpitzer

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Jenniferhdaniel — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:13:43 EDT

As a southern girl, sometimes I'm so glad I don't pay for this shite.

Jenniferhdaniel

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if_i_only_had_a_heart — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 21:53:31 EDT

rebecca of sunnybrook farm

not

if_i_only_had_a_heart

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belltolls — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:45:16 EDT

Thanks Rebecca. Call we call you Bec now?

belltolls

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miss_msry — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:17:34 EDT

I feel inconvenienced, in a dirty kind of way.

miss_msry

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DonPardoCalrissian — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:25:41 EDT

@schmerd: Oh, right. Doy.

DonPardoCalrissian

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margit — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:45:42 EDT

'"We must seem so obnoxiously ironic," said one.'

Oh, you all had an ironic moment that day. You just don't know what it is yet.

Patton Oswalt knows what I mean.

margit

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rosaluxembourgeoise — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 23:50:17 EDT

@AndSheSaid: Stated with such wit, elegance, and care. My inchoate thoughts exactly, were I able to formulate them.

rosaluxembourgeoise

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schmerd — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 21:48:22 EDT

@schmerd: And quite a good one at that.

schmerd

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schmerd — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 21:45:29 EDT

@DonPardoCalrissian: No it's written as a New Yorker 'Talk of the Town' piece breathlessly covering an offensive event as though it were charming.

schmerd

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SheWalkedWithAZombie — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 20:22:34 EDT

@SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley...: Oh yes. Self-aware obnoxious irony is much more tolerable.

SheWalkedWithAZombie

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SheWalkedWithAZombie — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 20:21:16 EDT

[R]ebecca -- If I had any doubts about my opinion of you, just this erased them.

SheWalkedWithAZombie

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SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 20:02:46 EDT

@TheOtherJen: On the contrary, I think that with people being so busy, birthdays are a nice time to make the excuse to actually all get together and catch up/do random things.

Plus, they readily admitted how 'obnoxiously ironic' they were behaving.

SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley

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Bell County — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 18:06:09 EDT

Mary Rambin gets it.

Bell County

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donmiguel — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:48:25 EDT

Adieu Rebecca. Best of everything.

donmiguel

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Conbon — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:33:55 EDT

Ahahahahaha let's mock homeless people! Won't that be sooooooo fucking cool? In our yellow shirts!

Conbon

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CodePink — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:43:30 EDT

Good luck, Rebecca!

CodePink

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Mr. Kim Gordons Panties — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:09:15 EDT

I'm sorry your birthday sucked, Rebecca. Next time just go to a bar maybe.

Mr. Kim Gordons Panties

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dogisdead — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:06:58 EDT

You know your parents are getting old when busing it to AC becomes a weekly event, and they pack nothing except buffet coupons and comp cards and LOVE staying at Bally's.

dogisdead

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DonPardoCalrissian — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:01:43 EDT

I mean, it's hilarious, I just hope it isn't an accurate depiction of real events. Like PBS's fake news show, Frontline.

DonPardoCalrissian

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DonPardoCalrissian — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:59:46 EDT

So this is written as a NYT Style piece breathlessly covering an offensive event as though it were charming?
- Confused in Cape May

DonPardoCalrissian

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Clarence Rosario — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:53:45 EDT

This was an inconvenient read. (Oh, thanks for the Commie nod last week!)

Clarence Rosario

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DorothyMantooth — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:51:38 EDT

How come you wrote this in the third person, Rebecca?

DorothyMantooth

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CaptainFantastic — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:49:34 EDT

Trust me, you don't want to go to that wedding.

CaptainFantastic

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TheOtherJen — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:46:43 EDT

I think its really obnoxious when people freak out about their birthdays and make their friends spend lots of money or do insane, week-long (or month long, in some crazy people cases) celebrations that never end. GET OVER IT! You're older! Big deal!

TheOtherJen

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smartastic — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:44:53 EDT

i feel like there is a joke here and im just not getting it.

smartastic

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BullfightsOnAcid — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:31:44 EDT

But just eating one of those deep-fried Twinkies on the Boardwalk makes it all worth it.

BullfightsOnAcid

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:14:43 EDT

Gambling is not stupid! Good luck, Rebecca!

TheHonJudgeSmails