Um, Can Condi Bench More Than You? - Gawker Comments

Um, Can Condi Bench More Than You?

BooWahBabe — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:24:03 EDT

@AndIAmTellingYou: interesting ... but we already knew she don't play nothing shaped like that.

BooWahBabe

Um, Can Condi Bench More Than You?

Steverino — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:53:10 EDT

I wonder if there's any correlation between her war and excercise schedules, like if Iran should brace itself when she starts doing squats again.

Steverino

Um, Can Condi Bench More Than You?

AndIAmTellingYou — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:58:17 EDT

@BooWahBabe: How 'bout this random factoid from Widdicombe:
[Gatecrasher]

AndIAmTellingYou

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BooWahBabe — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:03:05 EDT

Does anyone need anymore evidence that she's a ______?
You fill in the word.

BooWahBabe

Um, Can Condi Bench More Than You?

Maulleigh — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:47:16 EDT

The baby from Eraserhead can bench press more than me.

Maulleigh

Um, Can Condi Bench More Than You?

Jamie Sommers — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:27:59 EDT

She reminds me of that Harvard girl profiled in the NYTimes. Y'know, the one who leads an abstinence club and goes for a long run whenever she feels The Urge.

Jamie Sommers

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thedecider — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:54:35 EDT

And out-drink! Just look at my icon!

thedecider

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CrankYank — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:46:31 EDT

@semiserious: Hee hee.

This press coverage adds to the mountain of evidence that the general election should have bee moved up to January.

CrankYank

Um, Can Condi Bench More Than You?

AndIAmTellingYou — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:35:01 EDT

Looks more like the Saddam Statue Pulldown, which she follows with 3 sets of Iraqi Puppy Triceps Toss, finished off by a quick Regime Change.

AndIAmTellingYou

Um, Can Condi Bench More Than You?

DorothyMantooth — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:29:22 EDT

@hypocriteoath: Underhanded benching is good for you?! I gotta say, as someone who did a tiny bit of training during a misspent youth, I don't understand the physics of that at all!

(Also, yes. The angle of the bar across her body definitely seems to indicate that she's doing pull ups.)

DorothyMantooth

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katastic — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:28:44 EDT

She needs strong arms to protect Our Freedoms. Because the terrorists hate Our Freedoms. Condi is the only thing standing between us and the terrorists who want to burn our Bibles and our flags, make our white women their sex slaves, force us all into electric cars and above all- encourage sodomites. Those terrorists, they hate our freedoms, but they love gay sex.

katastic

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NeverEnough — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:21:03 EDT

Damn. Condi could tear a bitch up.

NeverEnough

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swirlogirl — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:20:31 EDT

Tear it up, Condi!

swirlogirl

Um, Can Condi Bench More Than You?

hypocriteoath — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:16:45 EDT

@DorothyMantooth: it's actually quite good for you as long as you keep good form but I agree with fiveinchtaint, she's doing horiz. pull ups

hypocriteoath

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rod — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:15:52 EDT

April Fool's!

rod

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Thewritersays — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:11:42 EDT

her face can scare me away. not the fact that she can bench press like a man.

Thewritersays

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DaeSu — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:08:25 EDT

@Mike_Jahn: God, how I wish that tool Dobbs had said "cotton-pickin'" on the telly. What an assclown.

DaeSu

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AfroGuapo — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:06:48 EDT

LMAO UMD. Chaim and Ricardmarx. And after her six days of cardio and lifting, she'll be heading to shop at Ferragamo like she did during Katrina. Condi is a gay white Log Cabin Republican trapped in a black female lesbian body.

P.S. Hate her politics and hate her and what she stands for, but she worked the hell out of that black Matrix number in Germany I think.

AfroGuapo

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DaeSu — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:05:46 EDT

I always figured she stayed in shape by hauling and slinging the Bush Administration's bullshit.

DaeSu

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roodles — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:04:16 EDT

Incidentally, all of the strength training helps in her and GWB's dominatrix/gimp role playing games.

Oh please, I know I'm not the only one who's questioned the REAL nature of Condi and Bush's relationship.

roodles

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TallulahSkankhead — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:00:47 EDT

Nice biceps, though.

TallulahSkankhead

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Mike_Jahn — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:59:33 EDT

Lou Dobbs would attribute her strength to all that cotton picking.

Mike_Jahn

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semiserious — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:58:40 EDT

@MrMisterJ: She doesn't cry. She doesn't masturbate. She doesn't comment on Jezebel. She has plenty of time.

semiserious

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if_i_only_had_a_heart — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:57:45 EDT

also, is that a taxpayer funded personal trainer spotting her therer

if_i_only_had_a_heart

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Mr. Kim Gordons Panties — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:57:09 EDT

No surprise there. You've gotta in pretty good shape to bury all those bodies.

Mr. Kim Gordons Panties

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if_i_only_had_a_heart — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:57:07 EDT

i've read that she's the current occupant's gym buddy; apparently they both lift more than they think

if_i_only_had_a_heart

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richardmarxhatesmyhair — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:55:46 EDT

She is sooo "juicing"...

richardmarxhatesmyhair

Um, Can Condi Bench More Than You?

fiveinchtaint — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:53:57 EDT

She is not doing a bench press there. She's doing the horizontal pull-up thing. It's a fact. 30 Helens agree.

fiveinchtaint

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DorothyMantooth — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:51:28 EDT

Are you saying that she's trying to bench underhanded in this picture? 'Cause that might explain that pained expression... Also, I thought she was brighter than that.

DorothyMantooth

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fileunder — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:49:22 EDT

The cardio is essential for those grueling Ferragamo-shopping outings.

fileunder

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hypocriteoath — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:44:16 EDT

no, I will bench press her face.

hypocriteoath

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Dfkdave — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:43:13 EDT

Pretty sure the only politician that can "out-life" us is Dennis Byrd.

Dfkdave

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BabsieT — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:40:55 EDT

@Chaim Gnadelstein: That made me literally spit out the water I was drinking. Thanks!

BabsieT

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:40:13 EDT

Also, that picture made my penis go concave.

Chaim Gnadelstein

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Nic Fit — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:39:59 EDT

In Israel they have a Hebrew slang word named after her: "lecond" (spelling?)

It roughly translates to: run around, have a lot of meetings and do nothing.

Nic Fit

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famousauthor — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:38:31 EDT

How many Super Squats can she do?

famousauthor

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:38:09 EDT

Unfortunately, you can't work off evil bitch.

Chaim Gnadelstein

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VirusWithShoes — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:38:01 EDT

From what I hear, and have read, and have seen, she can also out-genocide me too.

VirusWithShoes

Um, Can Condi Bench More Than You?

MrMisterJ — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:37:03 EDT

Thats cool, but shouldnt she be kind of pudgy and out of shape cause she's working so hard for peace or at least global security?

I barely have time to work out and I'm a tv producer. She's the secretary of state.

MrMisterJ

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mladen — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:34:27 EDT

Meaning that if something happens to McCain after Jan 20, '09, she can personally lob the missiles into the men's room at the Qom shrine.

mladen