<![CDATA[US Military Brings Freedom To The Blogosphere - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[US Military Brings Freedom To The Blogosphere - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[US Military Brings Freedom To The Blogosphere]]> @famousauthor: Get fucked, fuckwich.

Sorry, wrong thread.

DonPardoCalrissian

]]> <![CDATA[US Military Brings Freedom To The Blogosphere]]> @DonPardoCalrissian: You seem to have a lot of hostility towards people named "George" and "Osama." Try to bliss out a little.

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[US Military Brings Freedom To The Blogosphere]]> Where was the army when I got Rickrolled trying to watch "Fitna"? That's right, Iraq, playing grab-ass with Osama. Way to go, George.

DonPardoCalrissian

]]> <![CDATA[US Military Brings Freedom To The Blogosphere]]> I've got friends in the military, but the increasingly popular notion that wars will be fought and won by robotic donkeys, birds and bloggers leaves me less than patriotic. Fools.


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drugman

]]> <![CDATA[US Military Brings Freedom To The Blogosphere]]> @TallulahSkankhead: Inches, pounds or dollars?

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[US Military Brings Freedom To The Blogosphere]]> I'm all for the military and all...I think they're great. But their recruiters are total Stage-5 Clingers. You innocently fill out one of their info-request cards thinking it'd be cool to get a free Army t-shirt and the next thing you know, Sergeant Rockhammer is calling your cell phone every day asking if he can meet with you to discuss the exciting opportunities the US Army has to offer. And let me tell you...Sergeant Rockhammer does NOT stop calling until you get your mom to answer the phone and yell at him that the "ARMY IS NOT SENDING MY BABY AWAY TO GET KILLED!"

FitnessMadeSimple

]]> <![CDATA[US Military Brings Freedom To The Blogosphere]]> Pretty sure the cut-off is 42, Hamilton.

TallulahSkankhead

]]> <![CDATA[US Military Brings Freedom To The Blogosphere]]> Sure, like I believe a word of that. [rolls eyes]

Mr. Kim Gordons Panties

]]> <![CDATA[US Military Brings Freedom To The Blogosphere]]> @katastic:

War bonds? Lockheed calls.

ADismalScience

]]> <![CDATA[US Military Brings Freedom To The Blogosphere]]> God bless America! I believe in the war for Iraqi Independence! I hear criticizing the war leads to weight gain, depression, impotence and premature baldness in men and women. These colors don't run. Women love a man in uniform. Buy war bonds.

katastic

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Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA[US Military Brings Freedom To The Blogosphere]]> Did it. I'm in. I'm fighting. I did something to free someone. Look, here's a picture of me. Look, I look haunted. Look, here's my family. My son wants to be a pilot like his Mommy. Look, he's a pilot.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[US Military Brings Freedom To The Blogosphere]]> Typically, when the US brings freedom to anything it results in an absurd amount of casualties. Someone rush LOLCait, our most precious resource, to a bomb shelter ASAP.

NeverEnough

]]> <![CDATA[US Military Brings Freedom To The Blogosphere]]> Freedom is always attained at the end of a gun or a bomb, isn't it. Those Founding Fathers were definitely weapons nuts. And they have inspired people around the world...

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[US Military Brings Freedom To The Blogosphere]]> I say replace Jezebel with Fatigued.

KarenUhOh

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