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Chaim Gnadelstein — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:21:58 EDT

First Images from Larry Clark's "Jamie-Lynn" Pop Up Online

Chaim Gnadelstein

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meechybee — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:13:32 EDT

hello onstar? i think mah water thingy just broke.

meechybee

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zibby — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:32:45 EDT

I was considering all kinds of clever crap, but "duuhhhhhhhh..." pretty much covers it.

zibby

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MisterHippity — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:29:03 EDT

@PimpMyCouch: Ha! "My God, what have I done?"

MisterHippity

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In Other News... — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:24:22 EDT

Preggo Starlet Practices "Don't Make Me Come Back There" Stare

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jozjozzerson — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:20:51 EDT

And in that moment she realized that Britney was right. Orange soda is pretty awesome.

jozjozzerson

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BalknChain — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:14:27 EDT

@PimpMyCouch: ha!

BalknChain

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Kelly Kreth — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:13:05 EDT

'I'm country, y'all'

Kelly Kreth

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MrInBetween — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:11:58 EDT

Zoey One Plus One
(with apologies to the moff!)

MrInBetween

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Maya Twocents — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:10:37 EDT

@TotalEclipseOfTheSartre: Ha ha ha!!
@PimpMyCouch: Truth, word, winner.

Maya Twocents

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karion — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:05:08 EDT

@PimpMyCouch:
Damn near perfect.

karion

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intothelight — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:03:46 EDT

jamie lynn stares at 18-wheeler, called reality, heading right for her.

intothelight

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BalknChain — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:03:28 EDT

A windshield clears
and inside a Spears
contemplates tears
of parental fears.
Her mind's fog disappears
a paparrazzi appears
towards him she steers
screaming tires he hears
a crowd frowns and leers
it's all over he fears
except at the last minute she veers
and the collective world cheers.

BalknChain

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MisterHippity — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:03:12 EDT

Junot

MisterHippity

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PimpMyCouch — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:56:50 EDT

@moff: @In Other News...: *blush*

PimpMyCouch

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MrInBetween — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:56:20 EDT

"But Juno made it look easy!"

MrInBetween

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In Other News... — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:56:00 EDT

"KITT, For the Last Time, Take Me to the Bodega!"

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drugman — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:50:40 EDT

Car'd Star Broods Afar, Ponders Caesarian Scar, Jarred by Possible Epidural in Lumbar

drugman

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DonLaFontaine — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:49:22 EDT

I was looking for some love and then I found an infant and heaven knows I'm miserable now ...

DonLaFontaine

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In Other News... — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:48:46 EDT

It's a Mini-Cooper, and she still looks small.

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intothelight — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:48:17 EDT

the dream life of crash-test dummies.

intothelight

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Moff — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:48:13 EDT

@PimpMyCouch: And also yes.

Moff

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Moff — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:47:42 EDT

@Colonel Mustard: Yes, yes, yes.

Moff

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In Other News... — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:47:38 EDT

@PimpMyCouch: Hee!

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In Other News... — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:47:26 EDT

"Oh God, Did I Put Diesel In the Tank?"

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PimpMyCouch — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:47:14 EDT

"And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile...
And you may ask yourself-well...how did I get here?"

PimpMyCouch

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In Other News... — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:46:47 EDT

"Dear Kate Walsh: My Cadillac Didn't Return the Favor."

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worth79 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:45:59 EDT

how did my mouth get pregnant?

worth79

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TotalEclipseOfTheSartre — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:43:53 EDT

@RGISMYFAVORITECANADIANMORMON: Sex is hot.

TotalEclipseOfTheSartre

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Dickdogfood — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:43:35 EDT

Parallel parking fills me with a disabling fear of The Void, too.

Dickdogfood

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lemmeout — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:37:30 EDT

Warning to teen girls: pregnancy make cause loss of short- term memory, Drew Carey-face.

lemmeout

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In Other News... — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:34:15 EDT

Girl, at Fork In Road, Remembers Spooning Got Her In Trouble

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In Other News... — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:33:25 EDT

"Hmmm... That Road, or the One Less Traveled By?"

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In Other News... — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:32:24 EDT

Britney Sis Contemplates Writing 'Wash Me!' With Fingers On Windshield

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RGISMYFAVORITECANADIANMORMON — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:30:34 EDT

I'm torn.

1) Please show this picture to girls who feel ugly because they don't have personal stylists.

2) Please show this picture to girls who think having sex is hot and pregnancy probably wouldn't suck that bad.

RGISMYFAVORITECANADIANMORMON

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NorCal — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:28:36 EDT

JLS looks like her diet is lacking enough fiber. Or she is deep in thought. You decide.

NorCal

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Bof — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:25:40 EDT

Dude...Wait, what?

Bof

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Colonel Mustard — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:25:35 EDT

"I swear I am sittin' here for another ten minutes. If Scooter don't come out of that gas station by the time I count to twenty, I am getting into the driver's seat and I am going all the way home to Bell Holler, and damn the traffic laws 'bout driving with no shoes on, neither! Scooter is just no darn good, and I'm sick of workin' at the A&P to pay for his busted-up truck while all my friends are gettin' ready for junior college and the Sadie Hawkins dance. I guess if I had it to do over I'd still end up with Scooter -- hell, can't change fate, right? But maybe I'd-a done it smarter. I wouldn't be havin' no baby at sixteen, that's for damn sure. Maybe someday I'll get my chance. When the baby's older and Scooter has a real job, I can go back to school at get a certificate or something and be a dental hygienist. That would a be a real respectable-like career, and then mama would have to admit I hadn't totally screwed up by gettin' married to that g.d. low-life. Aw, hell, he's comin' back and he obviously forget my Red Vines! Son of a bitch."

Colonel Mustard

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Cheap Shot — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:24:21 EDT

Chick looks like Guernica.

Cheap Shot

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Moff — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:24:11 EDT

Zoey One Oh, Crap

Moff

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ClueHeywood — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:22:54 EDT

Hungover Pregnant Teen Discovers They Stopped Serving Breakfast at 10:30.

ClueHeywood

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HiredGoons — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:22:28 EDT

"I could've used that plastic a few months ago..."

HiredGoons

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Lonesome_George — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:21:54 EDT

Broken Picasso painting. HA!

Lonesome_George

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StrawBerryShortCake — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:21:11 EDT

You can't be the absolute and final word on drivers' licenses?

StrawBerryShortCake

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TedSez — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:21:10 EDT

Teen Reflects on Irony That She Can't Drive Without a Learner's Permit

TedSez

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AndIAmTellingYou — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:20:42 EDT

Visions of Motherhood Through A Glass, Darkly, Dimly, Depressingly

AndIAmTellingYou

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hatepaperdoll — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:20:06 EDT

Jamie Lynn Spears - Already Forgetting Where She Left The Baby

hatepaperdoll

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DonLaFontaine — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:19:34 EDT

I wonder if I can also use packing tape to fix my broken soul?

DonLaFontaine

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TripMcCane — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:18:47 EDT

Icon's thought balloon tragically pops on way to Doonesbury tryouts.

TripMcCane

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fiveinchtaint — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:16:21 EDT

Flatulent Firestarter Self-Destructs

fiveinchtaint

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CodePink — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:15:57 EDT

@CodePink: ADULTHOOD. ugh.

CodePink

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Kellimanjaro — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:14:08 EDT

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Kellimanjaro

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richardmarxhatesmyhair — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:14:00 EDT

"Hey y'all! Whater y'all doin' here? Me? Yah, I gotta pig in my blanket, but, like, I am the oldest of my girlfriends to get in the family way! Also, I am able to be here for my baby's daddy's high school graduation! We are gonna be the hottest parents on the Senior Cruise, y'all!"

richardmarxhatesmyhair

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semiserious — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:13:03 EDT

Teen Mother still visibly confused by Jezebel prank.

semiserious

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CodePink — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:12:20 EDT

Rushed Afulthood in the Rear View Mirror May Appear Just As Fucking Tragic As You Thought It Would Be

CodePink

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TotalEclipseOfTheSartre — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:12:05 EDT

Teen Finally Gets Vanilla Sky

TotalEclipseOfTheSartre

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BullfightsOnAcid — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:10:59 EDT

"What am I going to tell everyone when the baby comes out a nice light cocoa color?"

BullfightsOnAcid

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mathnet — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:09:54 EDT

Oh Wait, That's Mirrors

mathnet

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mathnet — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:09:28 EDT

Seven More Years' Bad Luck

mathnet

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BadUncle — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:08:12 EDT

Former child actress stares at life choices receding in rear-view mirror.

BadUncle

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dcunstrukt — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:08:05 EDT

Dakota Fanning, Lost in Thought, Farts.

dcunstrukt

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:08:03 EDT

Teen virgin loses wrapper, returned as defective

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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KarenUhOh — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:07:02 EDT

Airbag Deployed

KarenUhOh

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mathnet — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:06:04 EDT

Teen's Car A Vehicle For Showing Off Successful CD-unwrapping

mathnet

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mathnet — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:04:21 EDT

Mommy-to-be Has Plastic Bag At The Ready

mathnet