<![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BettyCrocker:
Thanks.
The advice comes from Gene Kelly.

Seeräuber Jenny

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @PimpMyCouch: Wow, now that everyone's gone, your remark just seems random and really bitchy. You uppity cow.

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: My drinks were fine, thank you. And at least my date only needed one drink to find me sexy enough to fuck, unlike the five to ten that your dates need.

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> We are living through the collapse of civilization.It's a great time to be here folks,you'll be able to tell them that you can remember a thing called the internet,electricity,condos and Marc Jacobs.It was swell wasn't it?

Saxon 212

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Seeräuber Jenny: Based on my comments in this post, my dignity is secure until about 2057, when I plan on taking your sage advice.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> I am consistently one of the most polite commenters. Nary a post fails to reflect a deep solicitude for the feelings of others.

Please go fuck off and die.

@BettyCrocker:
Dignity, dignity, always dignity.

Seeräuber Jenny

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: How did you know about that?

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: The one-legged dance caused the rain in Spain.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: One more comment: leave Stumpy the Golddigger out of this. What did she ever do to you? Besides killing your puppy, I mean.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> I'm out of here for today but if I overlooked anyone here's my parting shot:

Fat! Ugly! Stupid! Cocksucking! Tiny penis! Shit for brains! Piss ant!

But enough about me!! BWAAAAH! Beat you to it!

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: Paul McCarney with Heather Mill's leg for a hat while shouting fuck that pogo bitch!

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: She was in the gifted and talented program.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: your mom graduated already? Mine just started receiving her SS, she's in 8th grade now.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: Ringo Starr with Linda McCartney's hair.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: My dear Mere was promoted by default to third grade when she turned 18.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: gorgon bun?
Sally Star with Ringo Starr's hair


BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Goober_Pea: Why'd your sister say that?

@BalknChain: It's my new Medusa hairstyle or it's the ELO I have playing in my cubicle. Not sure which.

Olive Oyl with Sally Brown's hair.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: my mother's idea ofhigher education was fifth grade on the second floor

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: Mickey Mouse with Goofy's ears
I love you so much I can't look directly at you for fear of turning to stone


BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: Thats what she said.

Goober_Pea

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: Doesn't enjoy it as much as your Mom does. Also, your Mom goes to college.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BettyCrocker: Christian wants that scrunchie

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: Hillary sees your name on caller ID but she's busy porking the Romney boys at 3am.

My love for you AND Betty burns with the fire of a thousand suns! Just like your Pop's willy does when he pisses.

Steve Irwin with Bindi Irwin's hair.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: Not my fault that Betty can't fulfill her parakeet's fantasies. Funny that she likes the spurs so much.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Nard38: Only because I have to catch the train home to my shrewish spouse and screaming kids - I mean kittens.

But you still teabagged Seabiscuit.

@BalknChain: Pot. Kettle. Magenta.
Scrolly and I were discussing Sarcastro, not eachother. And for the record, I get the red hair scrunchy if Christian Slater kills her. Where I'll put it is none of your business.


BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: I only call Hillary at 3AM. I do not know who is calling you at 11:30. So all the love is a lie? You'll have to play the hair swapping game alone if that is the case.
Lassie with Benji's coat


BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: You must understand Betty didn't appreciate finding you and her parakeet in that compromising position. Specifically, the reverse cowgirl position.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Goober_Pea: Enough about your engorged cock, please.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: That's the thanks I get for lying to the Warren Commission for you.

Dick Clark (pre-stroke) with Ed McMahon's hair.

Also, I am indeed Betty's homie so stop calling me at 11:30 every night breathing heavy while you flick your bean, Balky.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: Scrolly, you gonna let that strumpet Crocker talk to/about me like that?@BettyCrocker: My reading comprehension is well enough to see "theu're." Stones and glass houses much?

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BettyCrocker: Agree to disagree?

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: I figured you would know all about pea-sized things.

Goober_Pea

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Nard38: I didn't forget - I'm reminded of it everytime I see your mother's Emperor's Club page. And speaking of that, you Spitzer-licker, wait until the Post prints the names of Clients 1-8, and everyone knows they're all Trumps and Hiltons.

@BalknChain: Go fix your pantyhose, theu're cutting off your reading comprehension. Scrolly is my homie. I roll with Scroll. You - you're just a Scrolly Stalker.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: Stephen Baldwin posing as Alec Baldwin's with Kim Basinger's hair

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: Keenan Ivory Wayans with Damon Wayans' hair. @BettyCrocker: It's hard to take it all in at once- the Jessica Simpson platforms, the wall-eye, the club foot and cleft palate are set off beautifully by the blue rinse in the hair.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BettyCrocker: You really could have stopped at car driving cock. I agree.
And nobody calls Scroll ugly on a stick except for me,swine.


BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BettyCrocker: You didn't see the way he was licking down there! He was asking for it.

So, I guess you've forgotten about the "double donkey mustache wax"? Would you like me to read the report from the Sarasota Police Department?

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @PimpMyCouch: No, it's the tonic in my gin and tonic. How were your drinks last night? Feeling okay?

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @the supergoddess: Yeah, well, thanks to food, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And they're like, it's better than yours.

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: I have no problem getting laid, because I am a car driving cock jockey. My dad is blind, but your man-boobs might fool him until he got to the brindle hair in the middle.

@scroll_lock: It's amazing what chunky jewelry and Jessica McClintock can do - it's like ugly on a stick, but you never notice any one thing.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @the supergoddess: They're called "cover-alls," and they're part of the required uniform here. Sorry, Missy, but these Ben Wa Balls don't forge themselves, and high heat is key to the process.

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: Matt Damon with Achy Breaky Billy Ray Cyrus' hair circa 1992

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @TotalEclipseOfTheSartre: You and hamburgerhotdog should have a pity party. The rest of us will just laugh about your losses.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Goober_Pea: Please don't let Goober *or* Gomer pee on you anymore. It's undignified.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: Formaldehyde...isn't that what you have to use as a moisturizer?

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: Marc Anthony with Miley Cyrus' hair.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> (So I just wanted to say - before I get fired - that I have long held that if I insult you to your face it means I really like you. If I smile and nod, you are screwed. Smooches)

Baboon creampies.

Goober_Pea

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: I did.
Ben Affleck with J Lo's hair


BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BettyCrocker: The shoulder pads distract you from his facelift scars, just like they did for Joan Collins. Personally, I prefer it when he lounges around the house in his Thriller leather jacket.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BettyCrocker: What's with the mister? No wonder you can't get laid. Learn to identify the sexes! Don't bother saying that I don't look like a girl because your dad would disagree.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Sarcastro: Then why'd I see your dad banging CCG yesterday?
More importantly, what time are you due at IHOP for a Rooty-Tooty-Fresh-N-Fruity platter?


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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Nard38: um? did I stutter? I just said I DON'T EAT.

but hey, those overalls are slimming!

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> Sexists.

Maya Twocents

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: If by "Betty" you mean "VirusWithShoes", then yes.

Meredith Vieira with Matt Lauer's hair.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: Whatever, Mr. Two Burritos, One Cup.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock : Two words: Magic Bullet.

Goober_Pea

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> The New Deal's a bad deal!

Roosevelt's a Red!

ADismalScience

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Nard38: That was an accident, which can't be said of your, um incident that sent Rin Tin Tin to the proctologist.

@scroll_lock: And the shoulder pads - don't forget those. They're the reason his Tippi Hedren wig will never fit correctly.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: Dad's hinky prostate has put an end to that fun, you McDonald's Dollar Menu diner.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @the supergoddess: Suck pencils, boogie eater!

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @collegecallgirl: right indeed, which is why I'm skinny. y'all are losers - food is for weaklings.

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @TotalEclipseOfTheSartre: You just fucked with the wrong sister-fucker, nardmart.

While your fiction is delightful your theoretical exposition is sub-par. Sub-par!

DonPardoCalrissian

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @VirusWithShoes: At least we weren't kicked out of NYU because they were afraid you would make it look gay.

Goober_Pea

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: That wasn't Hippity, it was Betty.
Gene Wilder's hair on Mel Brooks


BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Sarcastro: It's not bad, but certainly half as compelling as watching you and your Dad share a double ended dildo. But that's just my opinion.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @VirusWithShoes: oh, looks who's here. It's the last King of Scotland and all of his totally bizarre and off the wall oral contributions. And cats.
*Disclaimer: I actually love you.


BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> can't we all just get along?!?!

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @VirusWithShoes: Get bent, Farty McCrablice.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Goober_Pea: He Bedazzled the hell out of his sack just last week.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @ADismalScience: Hey, man, I'm just the messenger.

@scroll_lock: My fruit cup is compelling.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: You should see the things he does with the Popeil Product Line. He set's it and you won't forget it.

Goober_Pea

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: Hippity better stop using Nick Denton's favorite coffee mug after getting a Dirty Sanchez from Sarcastro. That's all I'm saying.

Chris Farley with Bernadette Peters' hair.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @PimpMyCouch: None of my victims-um, dates have ever complained! No, I can't keep it in my pants. Once I lopped it off of you it started to go bad. Well, it was bad, it got worse. Thi sin turn made my pocket stink. Formaldehyde has worked wonders.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> You all smell like feet and your feet smell like shit and your shit smells like Larry the Cable Guy's breath which smells like Dick Cheney's foreign policy decisions.

That's how bad you smell. Like death itself.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @TotalEclipseOfTheSartre: Is that why I just pulled your son's tongue out of her twat?

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: They must have called you right after they stopped by to tell me that you should really stay indoors, what with your compulsive leg-humping habit. Oh, and the fact that you can't keep it in your pants.

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Sarcastro:

John Venn should stop writing diagrams and learn to read one

ADismalScience

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @TotalEclipseOfTheSartre: You say that like it's a bad thing. Your family tree doesn't branch, does it, Twiggy?
@scroll_lock: The Danes reported back that they don't feel a thing
Mr Hippity with ADismalScience's hair



BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BettyCrocker: He switched to Obsession from White Diamonds by Elizabeth Taylor just recently. What really sets off his vacant pedophiliac stare is the Joan Rivers jewelry he's always wearing.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BettyCrocker: Fine! I guess you want everyone to know how Tina Fey got that scar, right Mr. "Papsmear Cat Burglar"?

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: At least my grandmother got some. Yours is all dried up and nobody wants her anymore.

TotalEclipseOfTheSartre

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: Not as much as I love you!

Also, not as much as Hippity likes teabagging Great Danes.

PS Larry King with Yul Brynner's hair.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: Lesbian.

TotalEclipseOfTheSartre

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: I think Sarcastro's look is more of a "The Hills Have Eyes But Wish They Didn't" mutant kind of aesthetic. He has that rapey mutant look. And still wears Obsession that he buys on QVC.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @MisterHippity: Douche

Goober_Pea

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @TotalEclipseOfTheSartre: I remember that now, it was right after Juice went down on your grandmother.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> I beg to differ.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: (psss, I love you!) Jack Tripper with Chrissy's hair@TotalEclipseOfTheSartre: Try your pick up lines all you like, you'll never ring my bell. Maya has a better shot. I am really proud of your single cell self's abilty to form nearly complete sentences, amoeba. Paramecium laugh at you don't they?

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Nard38: Well, if YOU do THAT, then I'LL have to tell everyone that your nickname at summer camp was "Habitrail Hiney", and you'll never gerbil-sit in this town ever again.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Sarcastro: They certainly didn't like to be disturbed, as the bite marks on Wayne Newton's cock can attest.

The transom window was a nice touch, though.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @ADismalScience: John Venn thinks you're a dick.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: Yeah, well, I may have had sex with Madonna, but you had sex with Juice Newton.

TotalEclipseOfTheSartre

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @PimpMyCouch: Good to know your vision, or is it your IQ, is in the twenties. I asked for the Brill haircut for the photoshoot. BTW, the police called me last night and would like you to shop only at night, something about scaring the children.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: Don't dismiss the work they did on the portico.

I loved those ferrets.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: They only want to see it because it is big and old and stuff. Maya Angelou is also considered a national treasure.

TotalEclipseOfTheSartre

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: Norman Fell with Audra Lindley's hair.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @TotalEclipseOfTheSartre: Yeah, my mom's a Labrador Retriever. But at least she's a legitimate bitch. What was your mom's excuse?

Goober_Pea

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Sarcastro: I remember I came over to tell you about that but you were at the ER having a family of ferrets removed from your sphincter. They'd been there so long they'd actually wallpapered the place.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: Vanilla Ice with Don King's hair

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: Oh! Ouch! Better the poster child for "Got Paste" than the poster wench for VD - by the way, I saw your gonorrhea poster yesterday at the bus stop. Love what you've done with your hair!

@collegecallgirl: Oh yeah? Well I heard that you give bad head. (I'm totally kidding; please know that I'm actually terrified of you because I think you could actually kick my ass)

@ADismalScience: Stop trying to raise the bar in here, egghead!

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @TotalEclipseOfTheSartre: Maybe, but LOTS of people want to see it and it's considered a national treasure. What say you now, you primordial ooze leeching Britney vag sore?

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @TotalEclipseOfTheSartre: Except that you did have sex with Madonna.
Big Fat Madonna-Sex-Haver.


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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: So, you go and audition for Foghat, right? And you're shredding on the ax, or whatever they call it, and the had Foghat guy goes, "Man, that's some excellent ax-shredding and we'd love to have you in the band, but we just ordered all this new stationery and would lose a lot of money if we changes our name to Faghat, which we'd have to do because your so gay."

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @drugman: Larry the Cable Guy reads your jokes and thinks you're funnier than poop.

TotalEclipseOfTheSartre

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BettyCrocker: Listen, knapsack, you promised not to show that to anyone. If you do, I promise you that the whole fucking school will know that your mom sends 1 ounce of your hair and $125 to Benny Hinn every month begging him to cure your rectal leakage.

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: Marty Feldman with Fabio's hair.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> Dane Cook reads your jokes and thinks you're all funny.

drugman

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Sarcastro: That's it, give it to me rough, just the way your mother likes it, Trebek.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: Your butt is the Liberty Bell. It's old and has a big crack in it.

TotalEclipseOfTheSartre

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Sarcastro: All this hating just because I refused to pound you with the strap-on for the 11th time today? Get over it, and while you're up, refresh my drink.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Goober_Pea: Yeah, well, I just got a call from your mom, and she said that she likes to lick butt and she can lick her own butt and she likes the smell of farts and sometimes she pays truckers to fart on her face.

TotalEclipseOfTheSartre

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: WOody Allen with...well, Woody Allen's head *shudder*

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: Yeah, well, um, you're the jerk, no-penis person.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> True story from my youth:

As a good little Christian child, I was taught at a very young age that Madonna was a filthy whore. One day, we were taking a field trip, and a friend and I got in an argument on the bus. We started calling names, and at one point I accused him of having sex with Madonna. "You had sex with Madonna!" He replied. We went back and forth, accusing each other of having sex with Madonna. Eventually, my 1st grade teacher tried to break things up by declaring, "Nobody had sex with Madonna!" I knew she was lying.

TotalEclipseOfTheSartre

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @TotalEclipseOfTheSartre: Oh, sorry. Got a phone call. It was your Mom calling from Satan's swing room. She wanted to make sure you knew she was proud of you. You're a better corner-hopping donkey-rider than she could ever have been.

Goober_Pea

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Nard38: Yes, really, you fucking popinjay.

Wait till I post the video of you behind the Shake Shack in a manwich with Timm Gunn and Larry The Cable Guy. What a waste of pudding, you velour sweater.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: Marty Allen with Marv Albert's toup.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> Think of my position as a circle. Think of your position as another circle, with a tiny overlap with my circle. Then write "correct" over my circle, and "incorrect" over your circle. The middle is where you agree with me; the rest is just you blathering on.

ADismalScience

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BettyCrocker: I have to lay down because my nylons are on backwards.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Sarcastro: If by large, you mean large like the cocks that put stretch marks around your mouth, then no. Also, I don't have one.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: I'll stick my foot so far up you capacious cavern of crap that you'll be talking shoe, popinjay.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Henifer Hropes: you are made up of Kelly Kreth's leftover breast fat and loose skin.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: "Look at you, BalkNChain! Look at your clothes!"

[matterdays.blogspot.com]

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @TotalEclipseOfTheSartre: Your loss. Considering he's a priest, you must have a face that would crack the Liberty Bell again.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> I totally psyched all of you out - I was only saying "vacuum." In your fat fucking faces.

@collegecallgirl: Your epidermis is showing, butt tooth.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Sarcastro: You mean "nice" like how nice it feels when I put my foot so far up your ass your breath smells like shoe polish? You're right, not that nice.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> You are all Car Driving Cock Jockeys. Or something like that.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: Assuming you have a penis, I am certain that it is not large.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man with Plugs

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @CubicleFarmed: Go wear a sweater vest, Hector.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @TotalEclipseOfTheSartre: It's true. It was a quick birth, I actually drove a small car out.

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]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BettyCrocker: Really? You're going to go there? OK. Well, when you were a kid, you fell down a well in Stanton, Kentucky the same week that Baby Jessica fell down a well in Midland, Texas. The news media received photos of both of you and decided that she would be a better story because you looked like you had Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: Only because I was too old for him. And I was 16 at the time!

TotalEclipseOfTheSartre

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BettyCrocker: [Serious: I know, right? It's sort of spinning off like Foxymorons. Kind of an Insultathon.] whore

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: Yer moms regrets giving birth to you because you are not very nice.

Also, you clean litter boxes with your mouth.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BettyCrocker: Sarcastro's hoping the Michelin-Man-with-a-combover look will someday get him laid.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @collegecallgirl: I might be fat, but you are ugly.

But I can lose the weight.

Goober_Pea

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Goober_Pea: Yeah, well, she told me that she was wearing a mask with your face on it when you took the picture! Pwned squared!

TotalEclipseOfTheSartre

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @TotalEclipseOfTheSartre: still pissed he turned you down, I see

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> Wait, did Nick sell Gawker to Zell? Is that what this is all about?

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @collegecallgirl: Awwww, shit. You ice-cream devouring, frappucino scarfing, mow through the wrapper of a Kit-Kat craving....

drugman

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @collegecallgirl: didn't your avatar wear that outfit yesterday?

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> All of you are making me giggle like a 5 year old girl in Serendipity. /serious

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> [gawker.com]

BrianVan

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @collegecallgirl: Rapacious swamp-sow.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Sarcastro: You're just swimming in my wake, kid-touching Dateline regular. School's out now, what are you doing on this site?

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Sarcastro: Cum storing roadwhore

CubicleFarmed

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @TotalEclipseOfTheSartre: Actually, it was Halloween and I was wearing a mask with her picture on it. Double pwnd!

Goober_Pea

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @collegecallgirl: You're fat. And ugly. And your boobs are all pointy and flappy.

TotalEclipseOfTheSartre

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> I said "You have dirty plaster."

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Sarcastro: Crocker and te Lock are bitches, huh?

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Sarcastro: You are both a lint licker AND a cootie queen.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: Is it true that your mom's vagina is visible from space? And is partially responsible for global warming? And AIDS?

TotalEclipseOfTheSartre

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> Everyone who has ever eaten anything is fat. Fatties.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BettyCrocker: Truth is an absolute defense against libel.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: word on the football team legend..

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: I know, right? And how Sarcastro should probably stick to salad for lunch for a while. Like, 2019, maybe.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @hamburgerhotdog: I'd rather pee the bed than look like you.

Henifer Hropes

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Sarcastro: That's because he keeps falling in, despite the 2x4 he attached to his ass.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: Yeah, well, your dad's penis is an innie!

TotalEclipseOfTheSartre

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: I can master two things at once you talentless ho. Sorry the porn turned you down, not much of a market for window lickers.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BettyCrocker: We almost agreed. Fucker.

drugman

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: Actually, once the football team had them they were so reamed out no once else would go there.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: Tell that to your third nipple, Freaky McFreakyboobs.

@Sarcastro: Your assistant sent in a PostSecret that you smell like a bathhouse sauna and onions. On your company letterhead, with a copy of your work photo ID.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @TotalEclipseOfTheSartre: My mother was a happy Scot while your father is unfortunately hung like a small, burnt haggis

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Goober_Pea: It was both, actually. That and she saw your ugly face and keeled over! Pwned!

TotalEclipseOfTheSartre

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BettyCrocker: *sniff* Thanks, Betty. We sensitive types must stick together. Just like how BalkNChain should stick to getting fisted by albino dwarves instead of commenting.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: if by "zit" you mean squisha your head and by "compass" you mean my thumb and forefinger, then yes

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: Your mom's Scottish.

TotalEclipseOfTheSartre

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @TotalEclipseOfTheSartre: Oh sorry to hear that. Was it the syph or the meth that got her?

Goober_Pea

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: Also, while it is true I fuck my brother, he does not fuck me.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: I got chunks of guys like you in my stool, fartwad.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: are we Scottish? it's "have" STUPID!

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @DonPardoCalrissian: Well, sir, while I disagree with what you say, I'll defend to the death your right to say it.

Also, go tittyfuck your sister.

TotalEclipseOfTheSartre

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BettyCrocker: Dirty, potato-eating bastard.

@BettyCrocker: Akkordung to Kathlick Khurch, I kill kiddehs wen Ido dat, aktuly.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @scroll_lock: Do you know someone else who would hae them?

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: Are you still popping your huge zits with the compass from 5th grade? Yeah, I thought so, tunabreath.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @PimpMyCouch: This would be a far more effective insult if it did not come from the poster child for "Got Paste?" Good to know what the effects of eating it are.@BettyCrocker: ugh, better a knock-off than a perfume wearing pig

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Sarcastro: Nice, considering how I stick up for you when everyone talks about you and your brother fucking each other.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Goober_Pea: My mother is dead, you bastard!

TotalEclipseOfTheSartre

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> Get fucked. I eat nerds like you for pre-nap snack.

DonPardoCalrissian

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Sarcastro: Well, every time you masturbate, God kills an LOLCat.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> PEOPLE LISTEN!!!!

This is just getting out of hand. I think we all need to stop for a second and realize that we need to show more respect to the biggest pole smoker of them all:

Your Mom.

Goober_Pea

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @TotalEclipseOfTheSartre: Consider it blown!
Not blown like the horse I saw fiveinchtaint blowing yesterday, but pretty goddamn blown nonetheless.


scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: Rather a trollop than a two-bit guttersnipe! And you smell! Go back to your home on Whore Island!

@BettyCrocker: @Nard38: Your discourse is by far the funniest on here.

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Sarcastro: Leave Scroll Lock ALOOOOOONE, you rotten chicken ova!

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Chief Wahoo: My wife is dead.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BettyCrocker: Frowny-faced puppy toucher.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @Henifer Hropes: You pee the bed.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[From Now On, There are Going to be Rules]]> @BalknChain: If you were a purse, you'd be a knockoff, bizzach.

BettyCrocker

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