Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"? - Gawker Comments

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

kat — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:57:33 EDT

He was totally there. And Phil Collins was watching from nearby. And he wrote a song about it.

kat

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

mladen — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:53:15 EDT

Shot a man in Reno
'Cos he was readin' FHM...

mladen

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

Steverino — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:24:20 EDT

This is very Blue Velvet.

Steverino

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

andheartss — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:18:03 EDT

Weird..I recently overhead a coworker going on about a vacation at one of his homes in England.

There was indeed a mention of crack. And a crack-addicted mistress.Ah the sordid world of publishing.

Please, help me get out...

andheartss

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

Knucklehead Babylon — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:10:23 EDT

What is a man, but a miserable pile of secrets? But enough talk. Have at you!

Knucklehead Babylon

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

PimpMyCouch — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:02:29 EDT

@VirusWithShoes: You monster!

@Calitri: Nothing manlier, either.

PimpMyCouch

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

Chaim Gnadelstein — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:46:47 EDT

In 1999, I fell into a rather compulsive habit of giving myself "The Stranger". My right hand eventually gave out, that December. Hence the hook.

Chaim Gnadelstein

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

VirusWithShoes — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:25:34 EDT

I used to publish a selection of informative leaflets in the early 80's.

That's all I'm saying.

VirusWithShoes

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

PickleTitsTurner — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:02:22 EDT

Maxim kills men every day. These victims are most commonly referred to as "readers of Maxim Magazine."

PickleTitsTurner

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

Calitri — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:55:53 EDT

@Sarcastro: Yeah, that's the ticket. There's nothing cuter than two guys in a sleeping bag at a cuddle party.

Calitri

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

the supergoddess — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:54:22 EDT

@collegecallgirl: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

the supergoddess

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

fiveinchtaint — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:53:42 EDT

@collegecallgirl: THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS

fiveinchtaint

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

soonbanned — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:53:00 EDT

You only thought you killed me Felix, but I survived. And during all these years of my recovery I have thought only of my revenge.

soonbanned

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

collegecallgirl — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:50:32 EDT

@fiveinchtaint: Did you knock over a table?

collegecallgirl

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

Sarcastro — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:47:57 EDT

@Calitri: Maybe one of those hip cuddle parties I've heard so much about?

Sarcastro

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

fiveinchtaint — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:47:10 EDT

I once woke up in the morning convinced I had wet the bed by smashing too many stout ales. It seemed so real that I started to feel remorse for the girl lying next to me and it being my roommate's bed, before realising I hadn't dreamt it. It puzzled me for a few minutes and then I realised that I do this every weekend. And as I mentioned, I'd had a few beers the night before.

There were no survivors.

fiveinchtaint

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

Calitri — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:46:24 EDT

@Sarcastro: Thank God. I thought you were cheating on me. Sleepover?

Calitri

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

ExecutiveIntern — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:45:54 EDT

@Smitros: @La Cieca: Lawrence Burstein once killed a man for publically discussing the Waverly Inn's reservation policy.

ExecutiveIntern

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

Calitri — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:44:08 EDT

@BadUncle: Of course, the answer is all the way.

Calitri

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

Sarcastro — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:43:21 EDT

@Calitri: I feigned homosexual interest in the fellow in order to gas the bastard. He stole my Cher "Half Breed" LP. I'll do anything for vengeance.

Sarcastro

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

first2letters — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:43:11 EDT

@La Cieca: I hear he also has killer abs. Zing!

first2letters

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

StrawBerryShortCake — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:42:43 EDT

well that should stop all the comments on how that Mr Roger's sweater makes him look like a pussy!

StrawBerryShortCake

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

BadUncle — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:42:34 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: You don't think the publisher of a lad mag would kill to protect women? I just wonder how far he'll go for The Children. And puppies.

BadUncle

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

BettyCrocker — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:41:38 EDT

Felix Dennis is going to the gym in 26 minutes.

BettyCrocker

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

Sarcastro — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:41:24 EDT

Killing is no way to solve a problem. I find that a strongly-worded letter of protest is a quite effective method of dispute resolution.

Sarcastro

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

Bell County — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:41:18 EDT

Also, his deadlines are murder.

Bell County

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

VTFootballGrad — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:41:16 EDT

So when is Felix headed to Jail?

VTFootballGrad

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

Calitri — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:40:59 EDT

@Sarcastro: So you were in bed with another man?

Calitri

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

Cheap Shot — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:40:48 EDT

He may or may not be lying. I recall him once saying that "he needed to stop smoking crack" and we all thought he was lying. Also, he has a place in Mustique so killinng someone there wouldn't be hard to completely hide.

Cheap Shot

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

La Cieca — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:38:14 EDT

Dave Zinczenko once shot a man in Reno just to watch him diet.

La Cieca

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

Sarcastro — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:37:53 EDT

I gave a guy a Dutch Oven once.

Sarcastro

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

the supergoddess — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:37:36 EDT

I mean, that's just awesome - truth or lie. sorry, I have a thing for eccentric and frightening british publishing moguls...

the supergoddess

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

Calitri — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:37:34 EDT

No one will know. HA HA HA! Wait...what did you say you did again? Why are you writing this down? Prank caller, prank caller!

Calitri

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

BettyCrocker — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:36:07 EDT

This reminds me of the time that I foiled a terrorist plot to blow up Roosevelt Field Mall using nothing but a straw from Johnny Rockets and string from a Hollister price tag. Osama led me a merry chase through Sephora, but by God I got his ass. Purple Heart, too.

BettyCrocker

Maxim Publisher Felix Dennis: Has "Killed a Man"?

collegecallgirl — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:34:23 EDT

That's gotta be so awesome as a journalism. Mmm-hmm, magazine empire, yes, poetry, uh-huh...wait, you WHAT YOU NOW? Stay calm, brain, we gots us a scoop!

collegecallgirl