<![CDATA[A Web Portal for Women, Complete with Thongs - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[A Web Portal for Women, Complete with Thongs - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[A Web Portal for Women, Complete with Thongs]]> Thongs can make me happy? I actually heard that wearing thongs contribute to your butt sagging because of lack of support. How can that make me happy?

dumblonde

]]> <![CDATA[A Web Portal for Women, Complete with Thongs]]> I want to not see the word "thong" for maybe a weeek.

fishwife

]]> <![CDATA[A Web Portal for Women, Complete with Thongs]]> Personally, I'd like to see more focussed portals eg non-thong wearing neurotic women between 30-40 who love Thai food...that kind of thing....

mz_wysiwyg

]]> <![CDATA[A Web Portal for Women, Complete with Thongs]]> and yes, Madonna is back...from the skilled plastic surgeons en suisse, darling!

thatgirlinnewyork

]]> <![CDATA[A Web Portal for Women, Complete with Thongs]]> perhaps they didn't do enough focus groups. most of us are trying to avoid "shine", hence the helpful endorsements of products that promise to control it.

thatgirlinnewyork

]]> <![CDATA[A Web Portal for Women, Complete with Thongs]]> @collegecallgirl: It's funny (or not) because it's true.

AuntPeniston

]]> <![CDATA[A Web Portal for Women, Complete with Thongs]]> @TedSez: Cookies...made from beer? That is the best thing I have heard all day.

@collegecallgirl: Go with it! Start a website! Or jack a post like IndianSlipper!

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[A Web Portal for Women, Complete with Thongs]]> @izzodee544: You beat me to it. Yes, any headline that starts with that is instant gold.

cyberpersephone

]]> <![CDATA[A Web Portal for Women, Complete with Thongs]]> To be "So Gawker" you have to have a drinking problem and at least mild depression issues.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[A Web Portal for Women, Complete with Thongs]]> Let's see... there's an article on why beautiful women love ugly men, an "American Idol" recap that judges contestants on a "melon meter" in honor of Dolly Parton, a recipe for cookies made from beer, a big photo of Britney in that two-piece stripper outfit.... Are they sure this isn't Maxim?

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[A Web Portal for Women, Complete with Thongs]]> also, a great thong can always make you happy, but I'd really appreciate that picture being farther from the word "food".

izzodee544

]]> <![CDATA[A Web Portal for Women, Complete with Thongs]]> is this on livejournal? because even blogger has better layouts. More importantly... what's the end of "The Shut Up and Look Pretty..."? Because I already agree.

izzodee544

]]> <![CDATA[A Web Portal for Women, Complete with Thongs]]> gosh, I love women (no. like, I really, really love them!) but sometimes? I really hate women.

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA[A Web Portal for Women, Complete with Thongs]]> You know what, every now and then, when I've got on a bra that fits and my lucky t-shirt, and I've just finished clearing the table (a light, healthy meal made with reasonably priced artisanal olive oil), and I'm just sitting down to catch up on all my favorite blogs, and I sneak a peek of myself in the mirror, I think, "Hey, I do shine. I really do."

lawyergay

]]> <![CDATA[A Web Portal for Women, Complete with Thongs]]> Gawker is just jellus because ya'll don't have a Melon Meter.

La Cieca

]]> <![CDATA[A Web Portal for Women, Complete with Thongs]]> april fool's!!!1....oh whatever, this site is pure comedic gold.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[A Web Portal for Women, Complete with Thongs]]> Bad luck is detrimental to healthy living. Tshirts are known carriers of bad luck. It all makes sense. My shirts are holding me back in this cesspool of unhealthiness.

They missed the headline "5 cashews: the new 50 calorie snack!"

dummyfakeroller

]]> <![CDATA[A Web Portal for Women, Complete with Thongs]]> Alright, does this site still even have a layout? It's like everything on the page was melted then refrozen. Or is it just me?

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[A Web Portal for Women, Complete with Thongs]]> Sic 'em.

belltolls

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