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semiserious — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:48:47 EDT

I remember reading a Perez interview (...oh God) a few months ago where he talked about the fact he made out with an a-lister (his designation, anyway). So it would have to have been a long time in the works.

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scroll_lock — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:47:51 EDT

I happen to know it's not true because Perez is fucking Matt Damon.

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Hipp — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:03:35 EDT

"Fatuous" covers so many aspects of this story.

Hipp

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StrawBerryShortCake — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:37:02 EDT

have we all forgotten that short lived little seris of John Mayer doing stupid things/pranks. If it's fkae my money is on Mr. Mayer being the one who hatched this all up!

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PimpMyCouch — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:31:02 EDT

@KarenUhOh: Nope.

I don't know if Ashton Kutcher would really want to subject anyone to making out with Perez Hilton for kicks. If I were John, I'd have asked for a pantsload of money before going ahead with it.

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In Other News... — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:14:01 EDT

@we-are-the-801: Nope.

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WideStanceRomancer — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:08:19 EDT

I don't think Hilton has a Perayer of actually being part of a couple.

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unlikelyfit — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:06:06 EDT

There should have been a warning on this one-GROSS

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Malegirdle — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:54:23 EDT

that's what I keep telling my wife: that web video of me sucking off those two puerto rican guys on the bus? totally Ashton.

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yourfriendandneighbor — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:49:34 EDT

I would say with the level of "celebrity" we're dealing with here, it's got Kutcher written all over it.

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SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:39:55 EDT

@hypocriteoath: And I thank you for bringing the much needed rational, cogent thought to the forum.

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marvel girl — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:36:54 EDT

In the past, Perez has written about John Mayer like "be nice or I'll tell everyone about what happened that one night at Stereo." So who knows...

marvel girl

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hypocriteoath — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:33:23 EDT

but the real question is: does anyone care either way? I for one, do not.

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MyCubeHas3Sides — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:30:37 EDT

I couldn't bring myself to actually read the original post.
One icky + making out with another icky + me overeating Reeses Peanut buttercups = barf all over my office.

As one of The Poor, I can't afford to go home early today.

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KarenUhOh — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:30:24 EDT

Are these people even capable of having real lives?

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mediawhore — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:30:17 EDT

Nope--if it was Pop Fiction, Perez and John would pretend to make out for the cameras. This is Perez telling Life & Style and now Ryan Seacrest that they made out once when JM was trashed. If it's a hoax, it's not an Ashton Kutcher thing, it's Perez lying.

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Steverino — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:29:33 EDT

I think "Julia Allison" is Pop Fiction, too.

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:23:37 EDT

I've been Spunk'd!

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CodePink — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:23:33 EDT

But I already called the New York Times and got a front page quote and a comic of me reading Gawker and pointing at the computer screen with a thought bubble over my head that says "Truth!" Richard, you destroyed my credibility.

CodePink

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we-are-the-801 — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:21:31 EDT

Does this mean the average person has to live with the fear of being punk'd each day?

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theentireinternet — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:20:29 EDT

Now, can we have a retraction to the notion that John Mayer isn't a giant douchenozzle? 'Cause this becoming a widely accepted societal norm is troubling.

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