<![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> I live a block away. Any interns wanna make a sex tape? Meet me at Tom and Jerry's, I'm the drunkest guy getting all the free drinks.

nerdkiller

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> No chairs are computers? It looks like a kitchen w/ desks.

Penscribe

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Congratulations to all. Great digs.

Dorothy

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @Nard38: Dude, you LIED TO ME. [www.snopes.com] But I'm still scared.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Where's the cubicle farm? Are you guys free range? Meat gets tough when it's allowed to roam around.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @In Other News...: Fine. I'll stop. I'm just going to look behind my curtains to make sure there's noth

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @Nard38: DUDE I DON'T WANNA BE SCARED TONIGHT PLEASE STOP IT.

That was my reaction the first time someone showed me that scene. Still freaks me the fuck out!!!!!!!!

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @Conbon: For a livable NY wage, I am 100% cool with doing that...even running Post-it notes and Skittles to and fro between the staff.
Seriously.
And it would be more interesting, educational, and inspiring that what I do now.
*sigh*




MyCubeHas3Sides

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @In Other News...: Sure it is. That's just what Ted Danson said.

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @Nard38: Dude, that's just Blakeley taking video.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Oh yeah - can't wait for the spot news reporting when the inevitable construction accident next door happens. Tip: wear hard hats.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> From a management perspective, why keep an office? I've never understood why Gawker has a brick and mortar HQ. Seems like a drain on margins with little real reward.

ADismalScience

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Holy shit! Top right picture. I totally see the little kid ghost from "Three Men and a Baby"!

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> No chairs, I see.

That clever Nick Denton, always finding new ways to keep you all on your toes.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> nice commenter lounge area...with an open bar...of course

gawksFromaRock

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Do post all the juicy details of who gets to pop the cherry of that couch.

TedCopacabana

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Awesome! Congrats! You'll hate it in two days.

Maulleigh

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> It appears that your building used to be the site of the Brush Electric Illuminating Company, one of the first electric/lighting companies in New York. (It's not 100% clear if your building housed their facilities, though, because the NYT cites devastating fires at the address):

[query.nytimes.com]
[query.nytimes.com]
[query.nytimes.com]
[www.coned.com]

Dickdogfood

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @IndianSlipper: I was just comparing it to the leather couch in my office (we also have pictures of horses that we do not own) which has a much better male to female positioning ratio. Conbon will have to speak for themselves.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> I hear the office furniture sales guy gets paid a couple pennies extra every time you look at your desk.

benmaimon

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @collegecallgirl: Just keep sleeping with people you don't like until someone gives you a call with the bad news, then act surprised and indignant.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Um, where's the illicit medicine cabinet?

drugman

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @belltolls: Are you implying that the couch is for Conbon? I know the guy is good but he gets his own couch?

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> That leather couch doesn't look all that confortable for entertaining.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @seanpercival:
the october one? or is there another i'm forgetting.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @mitchel_stevens:

the oreilly one

seanpercival

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @seanpercival:
the four day one or the mediabistro one?

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @PandoraSpocks: she was flying commercial? hah.

malvones

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Comments release...now.

CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Will employee pay increase commensurate to the decor upgrade?

CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Guys, it looks swell and everything but Oprah's got a pregnant guy on her show right now and Naomi Campbell was taken off an airplane in HANDCUFFS a few hours ago.
[women.timesonline.co.uk]


PandoraSpocks

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @the supergoddess: Dammit! Well, can I be your intern then? Or maybe Richard needs an executive assistant? Someone to fetch him red wine and cigarettes when he's working on a tough Tinsley Mortimer story?

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> What a pathetic attempt to get an invite to Holly Dunlap's next neighborhood kegger!

Schadenfriend

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @PimpMyCouch: ooh, sorry - that position is already filled. except mr. denton prefers the title "head intern" and, um, I pay him for the privilege of service.

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @IndianSlipper: Well, the 4th floor walk up should finally keep JA out.

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @TedSez: Don't fear; it's just a cardboard standee of Ted Danson dressed in white tie and tails.

dweeb

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @mathnet: "She's talking about squirrels and oh... uh... yeah, I think she just fell down the stairs."

Richard

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Is there a prize for the first Gawker Stalker sighting in your building?

"OMG!!! Just saw Julia Allison she looks great!!!! In my building now, must be meeting with Gawker on the fourth floor!!!

She didn't have her cute little doggie tho, :-(

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @blakeley: My rates are similar to Kristen (Dupre, not Davis). We encouraged you to put extra money in the account. If you weren't always requesting that freaky bareback stuff ...

(I'll be at a Bday event, but invite me again sometime ...)

rod townsend

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @mathnet: You bitch! I'm applying for that job! Unless...Mr. Denton, do you need an executive assistant?

@blakeley: Why must you tease those that aren't in NYC?

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> I'm so crashing your office when I visit for web 2.0 expo.

seanpercival

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> I liked the storefront Gawker where I could show up any time for a 40 of Old English 800 and a Newport single. If I have to go through security and all that shit they better at least have good magazines in the waiting room.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> "Richard, I have a Lindsay Mordecai on line 1?"

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @Koreanish: I am like a fat white naked ronnie woo woo!

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @Gazelle: Roof deck!

Richard

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Where's the smoking lounge?

Gazelle

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @MyCubeHas3Sides: You should stand by the Exchange server and, several times a day, shout out "MAIL TIME!" Then plug the server in, allowing all the emails to come through. Unplug it after 5 minutes or so. Also you should wear a funny hat. And get one of those steam whistles. Basically I'm picturing George Carlin's costume from Shining Time Station. How do you feel about overalls?

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @che_leo: Now that is a genius idea.

Nick Denton

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @mathnet: Only if you can do that David Spade receptionist from the SNL skit. Don't recognize Choire when he stops by and ask Julia Allison to "be a dove and just wait over there, thanks."

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> It's the bar from 'Coupling'.

And wait, this site makes money?

BaconCat

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> I promise a tasteful housewarming gift when you schedule the fete.

thatgirlinnewyork

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> I liked Gawker sooooo much better before they moved.

But seriously. I'm ringing the buzzer now. Can't anyone hear me up there? Hey, let me in!

koala325

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @mathnet: I'll work the Mailroom!
Oh wait, all online, no one uses envelopes anymore...damn!

MyCubeHas3Sides

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @scroll_lock: YAY!

MyCubeHas3Sides

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> I am applying for the position of Gawker Receptionist in my imagination.

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Great flooring. It will be cool in summer and keep allergens away.

Smitros

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> seating arrangements based on monthly page views

malvones

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @blakeley: You need to get a Gawker Gone Wild bus tour arranged so that those of us not in NY won't be left out.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> How much does it cost to hit a large bucket at the driving range on the roof?

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @Bell County: She's cute!

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Where do you go to discreetly make a doctor's appointment when you might have an STD?

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @Conbon: You're edgy today...

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @rod: I hope to see you there Rod, I miss your lovely face.

blakeley

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Looks sufficiently trendy/chic/ironic enough. I say it's appropriate enough.

bzrchero GT

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Forget the couch. Don't let Blakeley anywhere near the phone booth!

BrianVan

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @blakeley: That's dangerous.

rod townsend

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @Clarence Rosario: "is are"? Visiting Gawk HQ has had a profound Chernobyl effect on me.

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @IndianSlipper: You perform naked at Wrigley?

Koreanish

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @rod: I would strongly agree with you, so I will: agreed.

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @Chief Wahoo: No, I just live that close to the park.
@fiveinchtaint: Right, and where's the pool table.


IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Sweet real estate. But does it have subzero appliances and dedicated Fresh Direct storage room?

BadUncle

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @blakeley: um, you joke but I've already arranged for fisticuffs by proxy to take place. have fun tonight kids!!

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @Hez: artiste. I'm your fwend, guy.

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Hey, is are you moving Balk's nicotine stains from the old digs as well?

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @blakeley: Are you going to submit a gawker stalker entry for yourselves tomorrow?

Nic Fit

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @blakeley: Will the pretty brunette from the beginning of the BEFORE video be there?

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> I'll be there with my commenter name printed on a t-shirt sipping a mojito.

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> I didn't know exploiting the misfortune of others warranted such a fancy living space. I'm gonna go reprioritize my life goals...

FreshTyn

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> I like the phone in pants Josh. Why are you so likeable? I want to hate you with your wierd lisp and trendy haircut but I can't! You rule Monsieur Stein.

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Wow. Maybe I'll actually work in it.

InternMary

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Unwise move. This is like having the blindfold taken off on the way to the Bat Cave.

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> PS Does that mean Public is your new cafeteria? I just want to know if I need to start cleaning myself up for Sunday brunch.

SchmatSchmaymon

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Oh and shameless self promotion alert, we're all meeting after work for drinks at Sweet and Vicious tonight, so if anyone wants to stop by and punch us for some of the horrible things we might have said about you please do.

More info here:

[www.facebook.com]

blakeley

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Very nice digs. I personally don't know how you guys worked out in the open. Was it so you could cruise AND blog at the same time?

Is the new place safe from Scientologist goons?

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @hamburgerhotdog: I'm not going near that couch or anywhere else, those days are behind me, also I had to sign a contract saying I wouldn't so...

blakeley

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> I see just the spot where Nick should hang this!

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @hypocriteoath: I strongly suspect it was already there.

rod townsend

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @scroll_lock: thank you! it was bugging me so much that i couldn't remember what it was called. elevette. it even sounds charming and fun!

allyzay

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Before...

+ Watch video

blakeley

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Just have the place reasonably clean before the owners get back Monday.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @blakeley: In a fabric that can be hosed down, I see. Is there a drain directly below it in anticipation of just such need?

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @rod: poss dem.depot? or it was just there already...

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @allyzay: It's the Elevette.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> bench in front of the brick wall is cool. I LOVE the hardwood though. stellar color.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @businesspearl: @Nic Fit: I also want it. like NOW! HIRE MEEEEEE. i totes dare you.

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Revolving doors never completely shut.

Deslander

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Just in case morale improves as a result of new office, routine wedgies will be instated.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @IndianSlipper: The other problem being that you live in Chicago. Or have incredibly sensitive ears.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @Bell County: That's the same couch, they just reapolstered it.

blakeley

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> NICK DENTON:
That metal desk is the rage right now. (I work in furniture/design.) They're a bitch to move though. Can I ask where you sourced it?

rod townsend

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Oooh, what's the address? Go into the NYT archive to see if anything amazing happened in that building/location!

Dickdogfood

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> and all of it streaming live, thanks to justintv.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> strike until the fourth floor walk-up meets ada standards! and by that i mean force denton to install one of those zippy seat things that attaches to railings. what are they called? do they even still exist or was that a thing that only existed in '80s films. no matter, i'm gonna keep lobbying for this.

allyzay

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> When my buddy saw your office pics he told me there is a pound of cocaine rumored to be hidden inside a hollow brick. Start tapping!

4Cats

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Where's the vault where the Commies are inventoried and stored?

Is that a massive button tufted leather banquette on the bottom right? Oh, the fun to be had there.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Looks like the autopsy tables have arrived for those weekly execution victims.

nosurface

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @Richard: And finding out your brother's gay!

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> I hope there will be a bar and a Guitar Hero setup. Every hip Internet (that's right, IndianSlipper) company requires such provisions.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> WAIT. You don't like it when I irately barge into your office?

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @Richard: Dreaming of John Mayer?

Nic Fit

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @Nic Fit: only because everyone else was thinking it. and because we're all bitches.

roodles

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @Nic Fit: I may or may not be in bed right now.

Richard

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> @businesspearl: Yeah, me too. I know how to use a word processor.

Nic Fit

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Dear Employer,
I would look great in that new office.


businesspearl

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> What about Lord Denton's lair?

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Ooh, multi-colored exposed brick. Very Apartment Therapy.

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> I thought you guys all blogged from your hipster pads in "E. Williamsburg". Sorry, did that sound bitchy?

Nic Fit

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Where does the dirigible dock?

SchmatSchmaymon

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Those desks look shiny and smooth for cutting and lining up your, um-er, Powdered Caffeine for those late nighters and after-hours; well, that is if you can afford it anymore [www.motherjones.com]

Damn Euro-trash $!!!

MyCubeHas3Sides

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Is there somewhere to go and get chug happy with the boy juice?

PickleTitsTurner

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Uh-oh... I think that's Rodney Rothman skulking in the doorway.

(Reference for the youngsters: [archives.cnn.com] )

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> OMG it's the language lab from my college. "Come On Tally Voo?"

vulturesquadron

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Don't let Blakeley near that couch.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Ha ha fucking office rats. My office is still my bedroom, and I'm naked right now. Only problem is the crowd noise from Wrigley.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Oooooh! Shiny! Though how much natural light does it actually get?

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> I thought you all worked from your little Brooklyn apartments in your bathrobes.

Toomanytomatoes

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Congrats you all!
Hope the place works out well and comfortable.

Now when will the Gawker Staff be photographed taking showers? Hot hot hot!

MyCubeHas3Sides

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Also: From experience? If there's really a shower?

1. Don't you DARE use it if you're not wearing a hazmat suit.

2. Run away. Right now.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Yay! Yes, the booths are for crying in, but also for reenacting musical montages from Empire Records.

Richard

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> How many sets of keys for the bars on the windows?

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> New Economy Retro!

jobbotch

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> I love that big ol' metal industrial looking desk- very retro. Just needs a huge red phone on it with a rotary dial.

Is that LOLCait peeking in that one shot?

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Looks like a restaurant where you slaughter your meal at the table.

ThighHigh

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> How many people in Ninja Turtles costumes could it fit?

Hipp

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> it looks like the future

golly...

MaeHemm

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Posh and retro! And easy to clean up pizza drippings, gloppy BBQ, and blood.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> If the upper-left photo is real, my third grade teacher wants her desk back.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Our New Office Finally Makes Us Feel Safe, Warm]]> Guillotines at every desk!

Hot Foot

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