<![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> this girl is such a fucking waste of space and oxygen. i'd like to see her try to be more arrogant and self-obssessed when she has NO REASON TO BE.
see also: ugly.
see also: theworstwriteverinthehistoryofthewholewo....

ridic

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> @thegayrecluse: Actually, I think she resembles a Berenstein Bear in that photo.

Scooter34

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> Ok, so the hair and the outfit (and the blog) are kind of disturbingly crazy but doesn't she remind you a lil bit (and in a not so bad way) of Molly Ringwald circa 1985 in that pic?

thegayrecluse

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> What IS IT with these ridiculous narcissistic windbags and the colour pink?

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> The Beatrice Inn in the center of all evil in the West Village.

Saxon 212

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> Even the obvious setup here is not going to get a pearl necklace joke out of me. I thought of it, sure - but I'm not tempted.

zibby

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> @People Paula: That is so she can have an excuse if no one posts any comments.

"Hey guys, this misfit is miffed! I forgot to turn on the comments feature so the hundreds of you who tried to comment couldn't post your praises of my eloquent and entertaining prose! Oops, I guess you will have to wait until tomorrow's post about my Waverly Inn run in with Ashton, Demi, Tinz, and Prince William. Anyway gotta run to brunch at the Sevigny siblings' townhouse.

Big Muah!!!!

E"

notthatpopular

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> @awhatsname: Actually, she does NOT entertain commentary. You can attempt to comment on her site, but it will not work. Apparently Lady McDumDum hasn't figured out how to turn the comment option off.

People Paula

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> @notthatpopular: Isn't that what friends in that social arena do?

onebadclam

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> @onebadclam: Actually half of the posts are criticisms of her writing style, appearance, or personal life. I actually feel for her a bit.

notthatpopular

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> She's cute and entertains commentary or lack thereof. Next.

awhatsname

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> June Cleaver pearls are timeless.

onebadclam

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> @notthatpopular: And every commentator is one of her close, personal friends. Like her good friend and Paper Mag Editor at Large Peter Davis.

onebadclam

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> Emily I am very impressed! You read my comment then posted that? Now that I know you are listening, I meant what I said, they are monkeys, and I think it is not too late for you...

You still have chance to be a legitmate person, and not some desperate, hungry wannabee.

notthatpopular

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> @Wasp vs Stryper: Or, what will she look like when she is 40?

richardmarxhatesmyhair

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> As if her society status isn't written all over her blog, this bitch is tacky enough to OPEN her latest post by name-dropping about her "good friend" who runs Paper Mag??

She should feel really good about publicizing that friendship - I'm sure he likes her for her sparkling personality, not her father's publishing empire.....

People Paula

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> Why does she look like she is 40?

Wasp vs Stryper

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> @CaptainFantastic: @TheHonJudgeSmails: and Barbara Bush's accessories.

Maya Twocents

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> Aside from the Gawker readers linked to the site how many people actually read "Essentially Emily?"

I think the fact that there are ZERO comments on any of her posts may not bode well for pageviews.

notthatpopular

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> Emily thoroughly enjoys parties during which people... c) know that there isn't someone skulking around from Gawker or the Observer.

britneyspearstears

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> This is sad. Why on earth does she so desperately want to be in that crowd of clowns with that baboon Laliberte? She should count her blessings that she won't be on that silly reality show with those wannabes. A fucking "model" from a defunct MTV reality show, the clown I mentioned previously, and that science project Devorah? In 10 years, at least 3 of 4 of those people will be sitting in some dump studio in Queens trying to convince themselves that because they were once in the "in crowd" they are special. Doing nothing but promoting yourself at parties may be cute now, but a fame hungry, middle aged, unemployed "party-person" is pretty pathetic when your 40.

notthatpopular

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> Does this make Peter Davis her fairy blogmother?

generalmills

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> Is Hillary Clinton of the 1990s doing her hair?

TedCopacabana

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> i can haz blog

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> Peter Davis isn't your Friend, Buddy!

BaconCat

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> I want to slap that face and see if it knocks the dork out of her

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> @CaptainFantastic: And hair.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> She trademarked the name of her blog? Blog in heaven! What's next? This is the thin end of the wedge, my friends.

lawyergay

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> I see she won that auction of Betty Ford's wardrobe and accessories.

CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> I love the trademark symbol after Essentially Emily.

misssgolightly

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> I'd be a lot more upset if she tried to claim that she wakes up any earlier than 11 am.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> Let's blog, y'all!

BK_KT

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> How nice of her to link to Drudge. Watch the cash roll in, Matt!

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Emily Brill's Blog Makeover]]> good for Gawker... I think.

hypocriteoath

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