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Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

She_of_the_Socks — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:39:47 EDT

It's true; charitable events really bring people together. There is no shortage of men willing to jizz all over your leg while calling you "mami," as long as you pick just the right soup kitchen.

She_of_the_Socks

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

benmaimon — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:03:11 EDT

I knew most charitable donations were tax dedutible. But sperm?

benmaimon

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

strangely_brown — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:30:03 EDT

I think we can all agree that any reason is a good reason to come.

strangely_brown

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

famousauthor — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:26:35 EDT

The only way that could be improved would be to include a heart-wrenching reference to Malawi. And Gucci.

famousauthor

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

drugman — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:12:30 EDT

Where's the charitable foundation for sonz-a-bitchez who attend fundraisers for social climbing and sex? I'm starting one up, pronto.

drugman

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

traydon_barter — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:10:38 EDT

Huh. "Any reason is a good reason to come." I have to agree with that sentiment.

traydon_barter

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

onebadclam — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:01:58 EDT

I'd like to go but I just got banged for Muscular Dystrophy and I don't want to appear too slutty.

onebadclam

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

fiveinchtaint — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:35:36 EDT

@moff: Ha. You are so that guy!

fiveinchtaint

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

PickleTitsTurner — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:28:39 EDT

The real question is, if I attend, will I have the opportunity to have sex with the disabled?

PickleTitsTurner

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

valarmorghulis — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:27:23 EDT

@fiveinchtaint: Nah, too collage radio.

valarmorghulis

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

Conbon — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:25:08 EDT

@belltolls: I think that's exactly what Shakespeare meant when he wrote that.

Conbon

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

BullfightsOnAcid — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:23:43 EDT

Arms are for hugging...and pulling that slutty dress off you.

BullfightsOnAcid

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

nanotalent — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:23:04 EDT

As someone with an old rich lady fetish, I'll be there with bells on.

Let's face it—Fundraisers are like Casual Encounters for the denture set!

nanotalent

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

Moff — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:15:11 EDT

@fiveinchtaint: I'm wearing my Everyone Gets Laid T-shirt to that!

Moff

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

Calitri — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:12:37 EDT

@belltolls: I may not be Steve, but I'll be dressed just like him.

Calitri

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

fiveinchtaint — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:09:24 EDT

Tonight, at the Pit, "Everyone Gets Laid."

fiveinchtaint

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

Conbon — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:03:40 EDT

@Hythloday: You aren't as funny as you think you are. Neither am I, but, still.

Conbon

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

Toomanytomatoes — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:02:31 EDT

@belltolls: well, see you there!!!

Toomanytomatoes

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

Toomanytomatoes — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:02:02 EDT

@Twerpsichore: ridonculous

Toomanytomatoes

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

belltolls — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:01:19 EDT

And if Steve isn't there I plan on getting smashed and going home with any old loser my slutty dress attracts because the quality of mercy is not strained. It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven.

belltolls

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

Mike_Jahn — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:00:54 EDT

I thought for a moment that this was part ofthe Midwest teen sex thing. Or maybe it is.

Mike_Jahn

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

Hythloday — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:59:08 EDT

Why am I going to the YAI "Brighter Futures" event? I heard about all the great programs they sponsor. Plus, retarded chicks don't even know you're doing anything wrong.

Hythloday

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

Knucklehead Babylon — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:58:46 EDT

Hump to save humpback whales

Knucklehead Babylon

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

Twerpsichore — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:57:05 EDT

@winniemc: The insinuendo is ridiculudicrous.

Twerpsichore

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

awhatsname — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:55:01 EDT

Wow. Do I go dressed as a guy (M4M), or girl (M4M) to this event.

awhatsname

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

winniemc — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:55:00 EDT

It's call philanderthropy. Everyone doing her. I mean it.

winniemc

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

mikedell — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:53:11 EDT

Ashley Alexandra Dupré scheduled to reveal her endowments.

mikedell

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

TheHonJudgeSmails — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:50:05 EDT

Congratulations, YAI geniuses.

TheHonJudgeSmails

Charity Promises Easy Sex At Ass-Filled Event

thatgirlinnewyork — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:49:48 EDT

My giving is (almost always) charitable.

thatgirlinnewyork