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Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

BalknChain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:37:32 EDT

@scroll_lock: one Blackberry, two girls

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

BalknChain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:36:54 EDT

@SnarkTwain: Ping-a-Ling

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Cheap Shot — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:35:27 EDT

The Ass Masters

Cheap Shot

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

scroll_lock — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:34:29 EDT

@BalknChain: Except that I'll never vibrate like my double-ended Blackberry.

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

fileunder — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:34:12 EDT

Titletits

fileunder

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

BGGA — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:33:43 EDT

Thanks, y'all. I love golf puns!

BGGA

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

BalknChain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:32:55 EDT

@scroll_lock: learn to vibrate like the Blackberry

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Sarcastro — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:31:43 EDT

@SnarkTwain: "There's no gambling at Bushwood, sir, and I never bang my trampy hooker caddy."

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

mathnet — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:31:41 EDT

Tit leist (is what I thought it said, as a kid).

mathnet

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Withnail — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:31:40 EDT

@Mike_Jahn: Yes, she looks a little brittle. Could she even carry the clubs?

Withnail

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

fiveinchtaint — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:30:52 EDT

@SnarkTwain: Last I saw he was banging his wood against a tree after a shitty poke.

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

SnarkTwain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:29:15 EDT

The Legend of Bag Her, Vance!

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

SnarkTwain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:28:26 EDT

@BalknChain: Ben Ho-gan

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

scroll_lock — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:27:36 EDT

@BalknChain: Don't forget to hold me afterwards. Last time you got right on your Blackberry and I cried after you left.

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

SnarkTwain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:27:34 EDT

Where's Smails when we need him?

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Calitri — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:26:39 EDT

@Sarcastro: I still slice.

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

BalknChain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:26:25 EDT

Jack-off Nicklaus

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Rumpelstilskin — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:26:15 EDT

Mulligans cost an extra bill (and we mean you, President Clinton).

Rumpelstilskin

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

SnarkTwain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:26:13 EDT

@fiveinchtaint: A sandwich and a beer at the turn.

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

fileunder — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:26:07 EDT

Wee Wie Tees

fileunder

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

CodePink — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:25:04 EDT

@Sarcastro: Amazing.@fiveinchtaint: Amazing Part II. Nice Team work, guys!

CodePink

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

SnarkTwain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:24:36 EDT

Arnold Palm-her

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Sarcastro — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:24:22 EDT

I used to slice it, but now I hooker.

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

CodePink — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:24:08 EDT

@fiveinchtaint: Oh! I get it now! That's good!!!

CodePink

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

KarenUhOh — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:22:59 EDT

Replace Divots.

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

fiveinchtaint — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:22:55 EDT

Anal sex.

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

BalknChain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:22:23 EDT

Duff n Muff

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

SnarkTwain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:22:23 EDT

Surely the beverage cart lobby is up in arms over this.

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Conbon — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:21:50 EDT

There are a lot of Golf Courses.

Conbon

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

BalknChain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:20:14 EDT

Penalty Strokes are now gleefully accepted

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

SnarkTwain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:19:36 EDT

You'll never putt from the rough again. Sorry.

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

KarenUhOh — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:19:18 EDT

Balsitall.

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Calitri — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:19:05 EDT

Now, laying up will be the preferred play.

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

fiveinchtaint — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:18:41 EDT

@Sarcastro: I believe that's called the "Junior Prom".

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

SnarkTwain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:18:27 EDT

This must be the new ProAm tour.

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Rumpelstilskin — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:17:59 EDT

The Las Vegas Open. [sigh, I succumbed]

Rumpelstilskin

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

BalknChain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:17:48 EDT

Very Happy Gilmore

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Sarcastro — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:17:35 EDT

My ball lipped the cup and ended up in the fringe.

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Truculent — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:17:14 EDT

And in about ten years, it'll be called the Old Course

Truculent

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Calitri — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:17:12 EDT

@BalknChain: And yet, the normally courteous "Play through" will not.

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

BalknChain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:17:09 EDT

@Truculent: it is Friday..

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Truculent — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:16:16 EDT

@BalknChain: Indeed. Idle ones, too

Truculent

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Astigmatism — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:15:37 EDT

And yet somehow I can't do anything with Baltusrol...

Astigmatism

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

fiveinchtaint — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:15:24 EDT

Exploding ball trick.

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

8Millionth — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:15:24 EDT

1 Chick, 1 Cup and a Ball

8Millionth

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

BalknChain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:15:07 EDT

manned trap

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

BalknChain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:14:28 EDT

@scroll_lock: just lay there, it's always over quickly

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Conbon — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:13:20 EDT

Firebone. Carnalstie. Taint Andrews.

Conbon

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

scroll_lock — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:12:58 EDT

@BalknChain: You- every chance you get!

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Astigmatism — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:12:53 EDT

Ride'r cup

Astigmatism

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

BalknChain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:12:11 EDT

@Truculent: great minds

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

BalknChain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:11:51 EDT

The shouts of "My ball's in the rough!" will now be a good thing.

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

fiveinchtaint — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:11:32 EDT

@Conbon: Teets of the Broad?

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Truculent — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:10:12 EDT

Hey. We're all gonna get laid!

The Masters-bater
T&A National
Inter-Coursin'

Truculent

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

BalknChain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:10:11 EDT

Petting Green

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Calitri — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:10:08 EDT

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid.

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

BalknChain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:09:29 EDT

Shank n Skank

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

fiveinchtaint — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:09:01 EDT

@CodePink: I did! And mine was like how a little kid might say "Country Club"!

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

BalknChain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:08:55 EDT

@scroll_lock: aw thanks, who loves you, Baby?

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Sarcastro — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:08:40 EDT

Driver? She's your sister.

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Sarcastro — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:08:02 EDT

She's anorexic pre-teen hot.

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Conbon — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:07:58 EDT

Beth Page's Rack. Tittling Straits. Syphilis Point. Spanish Stray.

Conbon

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Sarcastro — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:07:36 EDT

Woods lines up the put. He taps it. He's in the hole, but the ball missed by three feet.

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

CodePink — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:07:26 EDT

@fiveinchtaint: See how my pun wasn't a pun at all?

CodePink

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

fileunder — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:07:16 EDT

No charge for Couples.

fileunder

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Mike_Jahn — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:07:11 EDT

He birdied the hole.

Mike_Jahn

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

fiveinchtaint — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:05:42 EDT

@CodePink: Cunty Club?

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Calitri — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:04:11 EDT

Hole in one

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

karion — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:04:10 EDT

I think I saw this on Rock of Love, which I never ever watch.

karion

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

scroll_lock — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:03:58 EDT

@BalknChain: Commie!

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

WhyNo — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:03:52 EDT

Bunker... I hardly knew her!

WhyNo

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

BalknChain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:03:44 EDT

The Mastersbaters

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Calitri — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:03:37 EDT

@BalknChain: Caddy Stacked

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Conbon — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:03:25 EDT

Loxacootchie. The Motion Course. Congressional.

Conbon

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

BalknChain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:03:12 EDT

@fiveinchtaint: ha!

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

CodePink — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:03:12 EDT

Golf Clubs

CodePink

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

BalknChain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:03:02 EDT

The Twentieth Hole

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

fiveinchtaint — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:02:26 EDT

Cock tees.

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

BalknChain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:02:10 EDT

Fwhore!

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Conbon — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:01:49 EDT

Lost Tricks. Semenhole. Deepdick. Shawinged Foot.

Conbon

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

BalknChain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:01:05 EDT

Tee and A time

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Cheap Shot — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:59:47 EDT

Client #4. Owwww! You're crumbelievable!

Cheap Shot

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Conbon — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:58:18 EDT

Shuckencock. (Too easy)

Conbon

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Mike_Jahn — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:58:01 EDT

Shinnecock!

Mike_Jahn

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Mike_Jahn — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:57:24 EDT

Frankly, I've seen shapelier golf bags.

Mike_Jahn

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

KarenUhOh — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:57:00 EDT

Crooked Stick.

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

minx — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:56:53 EDT

model-cum-caddy

minx

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Conbon — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:56:17 EDT

@KarenUhOh: Oakmount. Whorry Pines.

Conbon

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

scroll_lock — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:55:21 EDT

Nancy Gropez

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

blix — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:53:38 EDT

Tiger Woody.

blix

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

KarenUhOh — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:52:45 EDT

Pebble Bitch.

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

kathotdog — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:52:21 EDT

John Daly will be there daily.

kathotdog

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

BalknChain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:51:52 EDT

@CodePink: Whatever it is, looks like it has pink eye/s

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

BalknChain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:51:00 EDT

Can we have gratuitous pics of the Caddy Shack gopher instead of beaver, please?

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

Cheap Shot — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:50:57 EDT

Fucking GENIUS!

Cheap Shot

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

CodePink — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:50:46 EDT

That piece of clothing on her vagina. Not really there, is it?

CodePink

Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

BalknChain — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:50:01 EDT

Caddy Sack