The Ignorant Announce Absolut Boycott - Gawker Comments

The Ignorant Announce Absolut Boycott

YourGoldKeith — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:32:59 EDT

Suggested Alt-Titles:

ABSOLUT AWFUL
ABSOLUT BALLSY
ABSOLUT GOOSE

YourGoldKeith

The Ignorant Announce Absolut Boycott

LH — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 21:15:32 EDT

Hmmmm....my two favorite things drinking and pissing off rednecks. I'm in on the boycott of the boycott of Absolut.

The Ignorant Announce Absolut Boycott

twoeightnine — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:15:15 EDT

As long as college students have access to highlighters Absolut will be alright.

twoeightnine

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famousauthor — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:33:10 EDT

Terrorism comes in a vodka bottle: that's the only possible conclusion.

famousauthor

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luciluce666 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:52:43 EDT

@digitalsmoothie: Yeah, I don't have TV. I was hoping you were being scarcastic, sometimes it does'nt translate as well in text.

luciluce666

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lawyergay — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:39:43 EDT

@digitalsmoothie: That's funny. I just screamed at Juanita to get a "Mexican separatist movement" going in the laundry room. Those whites aren't going to bleach themsevles!

lawyergay

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contradicto — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:28:17 EDT

@Doolittle: In Scranton.

@Cheap Shot: So do I. I love me some Negra Modelo. Like I said, I really don't count.

I don't know why this hubbub irks, but it does. I'll just go back to making fun of day laborers now.

contradicto

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JorgeLuisGorgeous — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:28:02 EDT

How dare they steal the land that we stole from them! Although we both have to look out for that Skyy Vodka ad targeted towards Native Americans.

JorgeLuisGorgeous

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grrad — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:24:25 EDT

Dear William "Cracker-Asswipe" Gheen:

In your honour I am switching from the Svedka cheap stuff I normally use to fuel my 24/7 vodka-drip, and am forthwith purchasing a case of Absolut.

grrad

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idratherbesailing — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:18:05 EDT

This is all very silly and doesn't make sense to me either way (like what does vodka have to do with Mexico?) but it does make me want a taco and a marg like whoa.

idratherbesailing

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Constant Dater — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:16:19 EDT

Nevermind--I see from the earlier post that at least we non-Minutemen, edumacated East Coast elites knew that about the map (pre-Mexican-American War borders, etc.). Carry on with the sombrero and burro jokes.

Constant Dater

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Seanibus — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:14:15 EDT

I say we show them a thing or two by grabbing every bottle of Absolut we can find and drinking it dry so those Southwest-stealing Mexicans can't get any vodka. That'll show the bastards.

Seanibus

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miss_msry — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:13:52 EDT

I an Absolute world Spain would still own Mexico and the Nazis would control Sweden.

miss_msry

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Constant Dater — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:12:52 EDT

Er, isn't that roughly what Mexico's borders were pre-Mexican-American War?

Constant Dater

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YourGoldKeith — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:11:40 EDT

Should read:

Inane Absolut World

YourGoldKeith

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Cheap Shot — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:10:57 EDT

@contradicto: Dude, we celebrate cinco de mayo like crazy watchu talkin' bout willis?

Cheap Shot

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digitalsmoothie — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:10:37 EDT

@luciluce666: I'll assume you missed the episode of South Park that featured the Museum of Racial Stereotypes?

digitalsmoothie

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doolittle — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:09:39 EDT

@contradicto: Where does your TiaJuana live?

doolittle

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contradicto — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:00:19 EDT

As a Mexican (who has only been to Tiajuana, so I really don't count), I say FUCK YOU to all the Americans who think that only people in the U.S. can have national pride.

contradicto

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:51:54 EDT

What's with the chubby Latinas in the left foreground of that picture?

Chubby Latinas need a vodka brand/Aztlan homeland/lovin', too.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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luciluce666 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:42:17 EDT

@digitalsmoothie: Keep sleeping yourself. They're covertly running this country by filling all the crappy jobs we spoiled Americans are too high and mighty for. Mexicans have a work ethic like no other, we'd be screwed without them.

luciluce666

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Hart88 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:42:13 EDT

Behold, the power of potato juice.

Hart88

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doolittle — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:41:59 EDT

@Knucklehead Babylon: What are rich huevos and are they attached to carlos slim?

doolittle

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Knucklehead Babylon — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:33:19 EDT

In Mexico vodka drinks you.

Knucklehead Babylon

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Knucklehead Babylon — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:32:53 EDT

Do you want your children to eat rich huevos and carnitas at every meal? I didn't think so.

Knucklehead Babylon

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digitalsmoothie — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:31:41 EDT

We really don't need to worry about the 'Mexican Separatist Movement'...we all know they're too sleepy to get anything done, anyway.

digitalsmoothie

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Nic Fit — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:28:24 EDT

I'd like to boycott Absolut because they only ever offer their "flavored" varieties at open bars. Yick!

Nic Fit

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TheRtHonPM — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:26:54 EDT

Right, because all those people who risked life and limb to sneak into the United States actually want to turn their new home into the exact same thing that they fled from.

TheRtHonPM

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valarmorghulis — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:25:44 EDT

@EDogII: i've always been rath3er fond of, "...blithering gob (you tit)!"

valarmorghulis

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bittergreen — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:25:04 EDT

Does this mean, that in this election that there will be people who threaten to move to Mexico if John McCain wins the election?

bittergreen

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StrawBerryShortCake — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:23:55 EDT

I would join if we could boycott a liquor out my price range. As soon as they start boycotting 25 year old scotch I am so in!

StrawBerryShortCake

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EDogII — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:23:03 EDT

Oh, shut your pie hole.

EDogII

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Truculent — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:17:18 EDT

It'll really take off after Lou Dobbs' show this afternoon. He was running short on new lunacy.

Truculent

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Sarcastro — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:15:45 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: I was thinking more along hte lines of pruno.

Sarcastro

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La Cieca — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:13:41 EDT

You don't want Matt Sanchez on your side. You want Matt Sanchez on top.

La Cieca

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Astigmatism — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:12:27 EDT

That's "Mexicans who aspire."

Astigmatism

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:09:17 EDT

Pretty sure these people were drinking Night Train anyway.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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luciluce666 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:03:09 EDT

So how many Ameros will it cost?

luciluce666