Poor Little Heroin Addict Sent To Bad Place - Gawker Comments

Poor Little Heroin Addict Sent To Bad Place

Twerpsichore — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 06:46:33 EDT

Please, Sir... can I've some more?

Twerpsichore

Poor Little Heroin Addict Sent To Bad Place

youtalkwaytoomuch — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:57:57 EDT

I say miserable shit. Who needs lots of help.

youtalkwaytoomuch

Poor Little Heroin Addict Sent To Bad Place

onebadclam — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:06:11 EDT

"I say, Warden! Today's scones were a tad under-toasted. Wut? Wut?"

onebadclam

Poor Little Heroin Addict Sent To Bad Place

Maulleigh — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:42:12 EDT

I hear they let you out early if you just do this week-long program where they just show you some movies while you're strapped to a chair.

He never liked Beethoven anyway.

Maulleigh

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depardoo — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:17:34 EDT

@bjonston:

Yes, and also Heywood Jablomie.

depardoo

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SheWalkedWithAZombie — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:10:53 EDT

@Alabama~Boy: cake or death?

SheWalkedWithAZombie

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Alabama~Boy — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:56:58 EDT

they have tea and cookie snacks, instead of water and bread...

Alabama~Boy

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Alabama~Boy — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:55:46 EDT

How hard can an English Prison really be? I think If I had to serve time in any country I'd pick Britian... it beats the US, Africa or Mexico...

Alabama~Boy

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CaptainFantastic — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:42:03 EDT

@AndIAmTellingYou: I hope you are not referring to the pic above.

CaptainFantastic

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annasballs — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:28:35 EDT

have they got room for Naomi?

annasballs

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bjonston — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:07:08 EDT

Do British prisons have guys called Ben Dover too?

bjonston

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AndIAmTellingYou — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:06:00 EDT

We're kids incarcerated!
K-I-D-S!...
Whoa, oh, oh, looks like we made it...

AndIAmTellingYou

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Goober_Pea — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:49:40 EDT

Moby was right.

Goober_Pea

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SheWalkedWithAZombie — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:48:57 EDT

@AndSheSaid: Avian Bone Syndrome.

SheWalkedWithAZombie

Poor Little Heroin Addict Sent To Bad Place

Sargasm — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:48:40 EDT

@AndIAmTellingYou: And loses the syringes hanging out of his veins.

Sargasm

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SheWalkedWithAZombie — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:48:23 EDT

@Richard: "Ow! My bones..." Avian Bird Syndrome. Some of our most important figures -- they are role models! -- suffer from this debilitating condition. It's not right to mock it.

SheWalkedWithAZombie

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:35:44 EDT

@PimpMyCouch: Biff got off scott-free. He greased the D.A.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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AndIAmTellingYou — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:35:35 EDT

Wow. Pete's not half-bad when he sorta cleans up, puts on weight, antipersperant, and a fresh shirt.

AndIAmTellingYou

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LatestBy — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:33:12 EDT

@nanotalent: "Yes, Kate, I remember, I remember."

LatestBy

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PimpMyCouch — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:26:39 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: I hear Marty McFly only got three years' probation, on account of how he was a minor at the time.

PimpMyCouch

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nanotalent — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:26:15 EDT

@LatestBy: "I have hollow bones? Like a bird?"

nanotalent

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depardoo — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:24:25 EDT

Once he gets there, some pretty nasty dudes will be going to his bad place.

depardoo

Poor Little Heroin Addict Sent To Bad Place

Lonesome_George — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:21:59 EDT

I smell a reality show!

Lonesome_George

Poor Little Heroin Addict Sent To Bad Place

misssgolightly — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:18:06 EDT

He looks eerily like a kid I student-teach. Foreshadowing?

misssgolightly

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dado — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:16:54 EDT

That rips it! I was certain he was a fictional character created by some British Ashton Kutcher. You mean all this was true?

dado

Poor Little Heroin Addict Sent To Bad Place

TheHonJudgeSmails — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:15:56 EDT

Hope has a good lawyer. Doc Emmett Brown did some hard time for breach of time-keeping.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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nevin — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:13:39 EDT

Out in 6 weeks with good behaviour. He should have been banged up about 5 offences ago. It is just a pity that he can't be sent to Oz.

Either the fictional prison or Australia, lets restart the tradition of sending our convicts there.....

nevin

Poor Little Heroin Addict Sent To Bad Place

BK_KT — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:09:45 EDT

Mah Pete, incarcerated.

BK_KT

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LatestBy — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:07:49 EDT

"Hi, I'm Kate Moss, I don't know if you remember me. Pete and I did drugs outside your office?"

LatestBy

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Moff — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:07:37 EDT

I hope he gets out on appeal so that he can miss those two shows of his own volition.

Moff