Moby the Only One Who Prefers 'Fat Britney' - Gawker Comments

Moby the Only One Who Prefers 'Fat Britney'

Edward Bulwer-Lytton — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:29:51 EDT

Moby - the one guy you desperately don't need on your side ever.

Edward Bulwer-Lytton

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Lady Shrimpton — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:47:36 EDT

Sure, she's become a portly, bald, crotch-flashing, rehabbed, crazy train deadbeat mother of two, but, Moby, she's still got her pride.

Lady Shrimpton

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Hez — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:38:35 EDT

@DorothyMantooth: You are amazingly sanguine about the use of the phrase "Taint's emissary". @TheHonJudgeSmails: You black out one Vancouverite, you black us all out. (But as long as the Wild get knocked out in the first round, I don't care.) @PimpMyCouch: Come to the Shebeen on the 15th! You can drink whiskey with me and Raincoaster and listen to me yap about gonzo journalism. Did I mention they have whiskey? Email me and I'll send you the deets.

Hez

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Gingerbelle — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:39:12 EDT

@Nic Fit: which is which?

Gingerbelle

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karion — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:08:40 EDT

Keep on, keeping on, boys. I don't have a dog in this particular hunt, but your distracting tactics are much appreciated by the country of Mexico, where Nick and I will drink margaritas by the sea. Con queso!

karion

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City_Dater — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:01:16 EDT

I'd like to see him try. Even on her present Cheetos/children's cough syrup & rum/Zanax regime, she can do better.

City_Dater

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DorothyMantooth — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:00:05 EDT

@PimpMyCouch: Yes! And Vancouver is on the West side of Canada.
And Taint & I are both in NY!
Why doesn't this make sense to anyone but meeeee??!!

(Oh! It's because folks who live on the West Coast are slow. I got it!)

DorothyMantooth

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:58:26 EDT

@PimpMyCouch: I know people. I can arrange for a media blackout for the next 2 rounds of the NHL playoffs. I know, generally, where you live.

Don't force my hand.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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ultravylet — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:58:09 EDT

Actually - I kind of agree with him. I'm a straight girl but recently developed a girl-crush on her - though once I sgot one I melded hot Britney w/ fat Brittney in my mind. She's really into girls and desperate for female friendship and I get the impression that if you did her she would just be so passionate and she would give it to you with such abandon. I know y'all will probably be like, ick, but at least I'm naming a real girl-crush - I'm not giving a generic b.s. straight-girl Angelina Jolie answer

ultravylet

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DorothyMantooth — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:57:48 EDT

@Conbon: I'm afraid I don't know what would constitute the right coast of Europe.
(Or are you alluding to the whole Eastern European thing? I wasn't born too far from the Black Sea!)

DorothyMantooth

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PimpMyCouch — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:56:03 EDT

@DorothyMantooth: Conbon is Cali-based, I believe. But c'mon over! With our Wonder Twin power we can ensure victory!

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Last act of a desperate man. Prove it!

PimpMyCouch

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Constant Dater — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:50:12 EDT

@CodePink: Nah, the idea of Moby marrying Britney is just unspeakably cruel to--dare I say it--Britney.

Constant Dater

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Conbon — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:46:35 EDT

@DorothyMantooth: Right coast of Europe?

Conbon

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Conbon — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:44:15 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: You can't just make stuff up.

Conbon

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girlsintuxedos — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:39:05 EDT

Moby, if you're looking for a star to attach yourself to, perhaps you're looking in slightly - just slightly! - the wrong direction.

Honestly, if I cared about what other celebrities thought about Britney... no. I can't imagine ever caring.

girlsintuxedos

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:38:45 EDT

@PimpMyCouch: She's been emailing me to the contrary.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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DorothyMantooth — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:38:40 EDT

@Conbon: A tempting offer indeed.
But I believe your interests are already being sufficiently championed by the able DannyBoy.
(Besides, we Right Coast folk still wanna stick it to you Left Coast Losers!)

DorothyMantooth

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PimpMyCouch — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:33:45 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: It's this kind of cocky attitude (pun intended) that makes me believe Conbon will be the winner of Noelle's affections.

PimpMyCouch

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Conbon — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:33:30 EDT

@DorothyMantooth: Why don't you ditch Taint and come be an emissary for the winning team? PMC and I would welcome you into our cabal with open arms.

Conbon

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:29:59 EDT

@CodePink: I wasn't aware it had ever left.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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TVAddendum — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:28:33 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Are you guys really talking about the act of enjoying warmed water flavored with plantlife, as my roommate said? I think that's cool, why wouldn't Noelle want that? Pass the cucumber samich, p'or vous plaise.

TVAddendum

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Twerpsichore — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:27:28 EDT

She should shave off all her hair again, and then they should wed.

Twerpsichore

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Nic Fit — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:27:18 EDT

Why is it that Moby and Michael Stipe annoy me in a similar way? Every time I hear Stipe say the words "this administration" I want to throw something at the TV. Yeah, dude, we all hate Bush and Cheney. Go make a listenable album. Rant over.

Nic Fit

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CodePink — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:26:07 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: So you put the romance back in teabagging?

CodePink

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bbear — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:23:54 EDT

Is it because Moby has some remote literary heritage that makes him feel so inclined to discover the same in others? So Britney porked out and started attacking shit with an umbrella, and now she's like a character created by a canonical literary figure? Huh. He needs to be less transparent about how important he believes himself to be. Even Britney's fat shouldn't marry him.

bbear

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:22:14 EDT

@PimpMyCouch: Every woman finds teabagging arousing in the proper context: me.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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DorothyMantooth — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:21:38 EDT

@Conbon: @TheHonJudgeSmails: As Taint's emissary, I'm going to posit that he would have spun a charming yarn, with many a witty bon mot.

Or else he woulda called y'all stoopid. One of those.

DorothyMantooth

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CodePink — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:21:15 EDT

@rantmagazine:boo hoo: Um, maybe? I don't really know what I'm talking about ever. He has just annoyed me in the past, him or his persona or his talking tofu dog or whatever, and I liked that he said he'd marry Britney because I think that's nice.

CodePink

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PimpMyCouch — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:16:24 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Please. A girl like Noelle would not find teabagging "arousing".

PimpMyCouch

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rantersparadise — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:15:36 EDT

@CodePink:
Really? C'mon all he says is sound bites-the dude is so apt to the ways of the media press he knows exactly what to feed them to get in papers but still stay so contrary to his 'hipster' friends...donchathink?

rantersparadise

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Helman — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:14:18 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: @Conbon: Guys. I can't believe I continue to find such stalker-y comments wildly amusing. But I do!

Helman

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:12:22 EDT

@Conbon: She thought of it as "arousing," when I wrote it.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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Seanibus — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:10:00 EDT

@Cheap Shot: I heard an interview with Moby on the radio the other day and I realized suddenly that, although he sounded like a perfectly decent soul, I had an overwhelming desire to strangle him. This item simply confirms my sudden Mobycidal compulsion.

Seanibus

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Swifter — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:09:18 EDT

@Nic Fit: Which one is which?

Swifter

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izzodee544 — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:08:09 EDT

my manager when I worked at a movie theater in high school looked exactly like moby. he got seizures when he saw blue things in his peripheral vision. the end.

oh also I think they should probably get married. and britney's not fat.

izzodee544

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richardmarxhatesmyhair — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:07:47 EDT

Together, they would make the most overproduced, annoyingly catchy music in all of history.

richardmarxhatesmyhair

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Cheap Shot — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:04:15 EDT

Now I officially want to maim him. Us atheist, meat eating guys prefer the Britney in the catholic school outfit that did 1000 crunches a day, sorry.

Cheap Shot

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Ha Ha Sound — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:03:33 EDT

I kind of see where he's coming from. I much prefer post-Diff'rent Strokes Gary Coleman to Diff'rent Strokes era Gary Coleman.

Ha Ha Sound

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Conbon — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:01:51 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Don't be crude.

Noelle, did you think Smails' comment was funny? If so, I should tell you that I thought of it first.

Conbon

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Nic Fit — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:01:37 EDT

Sounds like a pretty good idea. A crazy drug addict and "barely functioning alcoholic" bisexual. What could possibly go wrong?

Nic Fit

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CodePink — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:01:02 EDT

Besides the "fat" thing, of course, Noelle. The "bigger" she gets might have been better. Why didn't you change what he said? Just change what he said!!!

CodePink

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:00:30 EDT

Can we discuss teabagging, Noelle?

TheHonJudgeSmails

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CodePink — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:59:29 EDT

Oh no. I hate on Moby all the time. But I love what he just said.

CodePink

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Sarcastro — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:56:07 EDT

Leave Moby ALOOOOOOOOONE!!!11!!111

Sarcastro