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Swiss Upbringing Turns Photographer Violent

Rosewater — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:20:46 EDT

If he feels like he's missing out so much, why doesn't he just move to the U.S.A.?!

Rosewater

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famousauthor — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:47 EDT

Art. Ain't it great?

famousauthor

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louisev — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:26:17 EDT

You notice there aren't any ski-slope scenes. The Swiss would never endanger their tourism trade, even for prurient sensationalism. That sharp survival instinct is what allowed them to prevail during the Third Reich.

louisev

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Sth002000 — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 17:45:43 EDT

I've been waiting for 20 years to find out who killed Mary...kind of a let down.

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In Other News... — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:56:19 EDT

@miss_msry: If this is how they do murder, then I'm worried about my bank accounts over there.

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mathnet — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:55:48 EDT

@Sarcastro: Ah well. Aunt Sarcastro couldn't win 'em all.

mathnet

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Sarcastro — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:54:07 EDT

@mathnet: There will be other opportunities.

Although, and this is a fact, young nephews die only 39.42 percent of the time when left home alone with a bottle of Cutty, matches and a bag of broken glass.

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mathnet — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:52:12 EDT

@Sarcastro: Goddamnit I'm babysitting my nephews tonight!

(love ya, boys)

mathnet

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miss_msry — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:49:57 EDT

This just goes to prove that the Swiss don't do murder well.

miss_msry

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Sarcastro — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:44:51 EDT

@mathnet: Fantastic. Pens game at Riggs Lounge on the North Side tonight?

Sarcastro

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In Other News... — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:41:33 EDT

@Clare: And thanks for getting it.

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In Other News... — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:40:51 EDT

@Clare: Scene!

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In Other News... — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:40:21 EDT

@mathnet: Ulan Bator up!

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Clare — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:34:39 EDT

@In Other News...: WHOOOOOOOO ARE YOU?! WHO WHO, WHO WHO?!

Clare

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mathnet — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:34:22 EDT

@Sarcastro: . . . macht mich so hornig!

mathnet

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Sarcastro — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:34:11 EDT

@mathnet: Don't Bataan it.

Sarcastro

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VoxPopuli — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:32:18 EDT

I would expect this sort of thing from the Swedes. All those years of assembling pieces of furniture from a box and driving ugly boxy Volvos would really push one over the edge.

VoxPopuli

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Sarcastro — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:29:54 EDT

Swiss sister, can't resist her/
raclette and rosti didn't miss her

Sarcastro

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mathnet — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:27:36 EDT

@Sarcastro: Dude, Ulan whatever is, like, Mongolian or something, right? Watch it. Don't cross me.

mathnet

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LeGagneur — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:25:33 EDT

@Jenniferhdaniel: You forgot the jewelry made of dead people post!

These aren't real, are they?

LeGagneur

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Sarcastro — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:24:23 EDT

@mathnet: How Swede it is.

Sarcastro

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Sarcastro — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:24:04 EDT

@AuntPeniston: when we can have dead people

Which are the main ingredient in Soylent Green, I'm told.

Sarcastro

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mathnet — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:23:03 EDT

@Sarcastro: Oh, wait. Now you go Switzerland? Somebody! Alp!

mathnet

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mathnet — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:21:29 EDT

@Sarcastro: Duh blin.

mathnet

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In Other News... — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:21:01 EDT

GRISSOM
What've you got, David?

PHILIPS
Cause of death is blunt force trauma to the left occipital lobe. And - Grissom, when was the last time you were in an airport?

WILLOWS
What?

(PHILIPS dons latex gloves and picks up a bloodied, triangular-shaped object.)

PHILIPS
Here's your weapon.

SANDERS (studying it.)
A chocolate bar?

WILLOWS
Heh. Toblerone. Gotta love the Swiss.

GRISSOM
Looks like our suspect likes to shop... at the duty-free shop.

[www.toblerone.com]

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hypocriteoath — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:19:45 EDT

that is my best impersonation of David Caruso on CSI: Miami.

hypocriteoath

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depardoo — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:19:23 EDT

@Sarcastro:

Fabulous! Crotchpheasant is unspeakably funny, though I can't say why.

depardoo

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depardoo — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:18:40 EDT

@Jack Ketch:

Definitely you, Richard. And I bet you say that about all the boys.

depardoo

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Sarcastro — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:18:30 EDT

@DorothyMantooth: I have Lucerned my lesson, though.

Sarcastro

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AuntPeniston — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:16:30 EDT

Now maybe people will shut the fuck up about Guillermo Vargas, already. Who cares about dead dogs when we can have dead people!

AuntPeniston

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Sarcastro — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:15:28 EDT

@DorothyMantooth: @Clare: Thanky.

@mathnet: Are you an Ulan Bataarred woman?

Sarcastro

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lawyergay — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:14:55 EDT

One small suggestion: a glorious, sunshine yellow "Swiss Miss" wig (with braids) on each "corpse." Now that would be art.

lawyergay

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Hez — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:14:39 EDT

Looks like the in the first pic died tried to give himself a "Houncheringer".

Hez

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BalknChain — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:13:51 EDT

@Sarcastro: ha!

BalknChain

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allyzay — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:12:48 EDT

@mathnet: that pun just made me decide i am in love with you, fyi. i hope that doesn't creep you out.

allyzay

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Clare — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:10:01 EDT

@Sarcastro: You made me LOL, yinzer.

Clare

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mathnet — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:08:52 EDT

@Sarcastro: Oooh! BERN

mathnet

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IndianSlipper — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:04:12 EDT

@Rosie4Prez: When skull meets asphalt you don't have to travel far.

IndianSlipper

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damienhasselhoff — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:04:06 EDT

sorry... too easy
[farm3.static.flickr.com]

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Knucklehead Babylon — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:02:49 EDT

@YourGoldKeith: I hope he doesn't make a habit of the third one.

Knucklehead Babylon

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DorothyMantooth — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:00:52 EDT

@Sarcastro: Still funny!

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DorothyMantooth — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:59:32 EDT

@Sarcastro: Well-played.

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Sarcastro — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:58:48 EDT

@Sarcastro: Which happens to be in Sweden, you illiterate crotchpheasant.

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Jack Ketch — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:58:42 EDT

Forsooth, a glorious conceit! Prithee tell, whence may I procure this fine young gentleman's services?

Jack Ketch

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jupiterspaw — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:58:31 EDT

Murder by Alphorn.

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YourGoldKeith — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:58:09 EDT

@CaptainHangNail: the lighting is kinda flat in the first. Try again.

YourGoldKeith

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Rosie4Prez — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:56:55 EDT

@IndianSlipper: I've never heard of anyone throwing themselves ALL THE WAY DOWN...a 3-story building.

Rosie4Prez

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Sarcastro — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:56:32 EDT

I shot a man in Uppsala just to take his photograph.

Sarcastro

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skweetis — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:54:50 EDT

He could get a job making album covers for Unsane. [ecx.images-amazon.com]

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Smitros — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:54:24 EDT

@DorothyMantooth:
Yeah, I guess a camera helps, but he needs the poseur enablers even more.

Smitros

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Colonel Mustard — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:54:19 EDT

How much does he charge for weddings?

Colonel Mustard

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DonLaFontaine — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:53:58 EDT

Fit Male for (Simulated) Slaughter

DonLaFontaine

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IndianSlipper — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:52:42 EDT

@contradicto: That always seems to be the case. But! Guess what is "pending delete" for expiring in March? That's right, contradicto.com!

IndianSlipper

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depardoo — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:51:47 EDT

God only knows what will come out of Liechtenstein.

depardoo

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DorothyMantooth — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:49:36 EDT

@Smitros: ...is a camera? Or people willing to humor you?
(I'm thinking the latter!)

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harumph — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:48:43 EDT

yawn. this is total art-school bullshit. i had a girlfriend 15 years ago who roped me into doing a bunch of these and tried to make them look like olde-tyme death scene photos like weegee's or something. i'm sure we were far from the first to come up with the idea as well.

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DorothyMantooth — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:48:20 EDT

@allyzay: "Yaaaaoooow?" will never not be funny!

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contradicto — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:48:11 EDT

@Ozyman666: What's more disturbing is that URL is already taken.

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IndianSlipper — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:46:19 EDT

@Jenniferhdaniel: jeez, don't bring that up on the day they formally hire an executioner!

Thx tho ;-)

IndianSlipper

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IndianSlipper — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:45:19 EDT

@IndianSlipper: Note to self, never google image search "hunter shoots self" again.

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Conbon — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:43:50 EDT

@allyzay: 1)"Looks like someone's plans
:|
B|
fell flat."

YAAOOWWWWWWW.

Conbon

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Hez — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:43:45 EDT

I dunno, I'm kind of on the fence about these. Especially the first one.

Hez

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Jenniferhdaniel — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:43:43 EDT

@IndianSlipper: Yay! You're back, and I didn't even notice.

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IndianSlipper — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:42:03 EDT

As a hunter I always find it a bit humorous when another one shoots his foot off.

IndianSlipper

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Smitros — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:41:11 EDT

Next best thing to having talent or vision.

Smitros

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contradicto — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:40:03 EDT

Whatevs. America's Next Top Model totally did this like 90 cycles ago.

contradicto

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Private Hangnail — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:39:52 EDT

I usually hire a set designer for my suicides.

Private Hangnail

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weazel — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:39:02 EDT

That 15 murders a day statistic. Isn't that from Readers' Digest about 1978?

weazel

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Coldouglas — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:38:55 EDT

Watches.

Chocolates.

Banks.

Junkies.

Really dumb art.

And even skiing.

Switzerland has it all.

And fondue too!

Coldouglas

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allyzay — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:38:34 EDT

@Conbon:
looks like someone
:|
B|

needs a csi: internets refresher course.

YAAAOOW!

allyzay

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StrawBerryShortCake — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:38:32 EDT

and everyone was worried about the dogs being left on their own!

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Jenniferhdaniel — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:36:05 EDT

Gawker. You are depressed or something. First you post something about a website where I can leave messages from beyond the grave, and now this twerp. Maybe they should collaborate?

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Ozyman666 — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:35:44 EDT

I'm imagining a lolDEAD website.

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mathnet — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:35:30 EDT

Was it Penthouse that's looking for a new publisher?

mathnet

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Knucklehead Babylon — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:35:25 EDT

Swiss Mess.

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nicepony — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:34:20 EDT

Are you sure he's not German? Then it all makes sense.

nicepony

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IndianSlipper — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:32:19 EDT

Two suicides + hunting accident does not = Murder.

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Conbon — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:30:35 EDT

OK these need Horatio captions. How do we do the sunglasses icon again?

Conbon