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katieee — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:55:53 EDT

Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear reunite after 20 soul-searching years apart.

katieee

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KarenUhOh — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:46:14 EDT

I expect her boobs to send him a Thank You card.

KarenUhOh

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fileunder — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:17:50 EDT

I hope they stay together for at least as long as the four months it took to make the wedding cake.

fileunder

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Greasy Thumb Guzik — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:13:59 EDT

I hear they have a scheduled court appearance to change their names to Oedipus and Jocasta.

Greasy Thumb Guzik

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dandles — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:39:18 EDT

Wow, this is so cool. They're doing more episodes of Ab Fab?!?

Patsy's not aging well, though.

dandles

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BullfightsOnAcid — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:29:58 EDT

They can put the body right next to the Red Sox jersey.

BullfightsOnAcid

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scroll_lock — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:08:46 EDT

This is like when Mark Harris married ancient and amputeed Martha Raye for "love". Maybe she had great boobs, too.

scroll_lock

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vulturesquadron — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:08:04 EDT

@blogissuchanuglyword: Something about a .45 and a shovel.

vulturesquadron

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Dusty in the Wind — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:02:26 EDT

So is this husband (who looks kinda old for 35) a mo-mo just putting on a show-show?

What's up?

If not, surely there are less painful routes to financial security, no?

Dusty in the Wind

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Smitros — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:59:26 EDT

Stay classy, Donald Jr.

Smitros

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blogissuchanuglyword — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:40:28 EDT

whats with the younger trump? eric? why do they hide him.

blogissuchanuglyword

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Mike_Jahn — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:37:58 EDT

You can take the family out of Queens, but ...

Mike_Jahn

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ineffable.me — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:37:51 EDT

He totally stole that quote from Clueless. Then he went off rolling with his homies.

ineffable.me

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Bell County — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:35:26 EDT

His taste is in his Boca.

Bell County

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hypocriteoath — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:34:47 EDT

can the Trumps and the Hiltons just cross breed and get it over with? what is it, you ask? obviously the apocolypse, silly!

hypocriteoath

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richardmarxhatesmyhair — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:31:25 EDT

This couple even embarrasses Eurotrash.

richardmarxhatesmyhair

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waitinformyman — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:31:21 EDT

Her son complimented her on her boobs? What has the world come to?

waitinformyman

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IndianSlipper — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:30:43 EDT

If I ever had the opportunity to meet Ivanka in person I would probably only be able to stammer out "Uh..hi...uh...wow, great boobs!". Unless, of course, it was a lonely dark alley and I had a .45. Then I would say "get in the trunk".

IndianSlipper