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Forbes' Billionaire Bachelors Ready to Sign Prenup with YOU

Chaim Gnadelstein — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:28:38 EDT

@LeGagneur:

Oops - that's what I meant.

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Forbes' Billionaire Bachelors Ready to Sign Prenup with YOU

LeGagneur — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:40:50 EDT

@Chaim Gnadelstein: Apparently you misread. It's $1.5 BILLION.

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Forbes' Billionaire Bachelors Ready to Sign Prenup with YOU

unlikelyfit — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:53:05 EDT

Is it just me or is there a scary resemblence between Mark Z and Jason from the West Memphis Three?

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Forbes' Billionaire Bachelors Ready to Sign Prenup with YOU

smitty — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:53:11 EDT

Mark Zuckerberg's also from Westchester, so he's totally bicoastal too. ha.

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Our Lady of the Massacre — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:46:57 EDT

Who did that ultra-awkward TV interview with Mark a few months back? At any rate, he definitely reminded me of every borderline-aspergers/vague emotional issues guy at my college (and there are a lot of those at a tech school). Someone will snap him up sooner rather than later. But if they know what's good for them, they'll learn to like anime and video games!

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Forbes' Billionaire Bachelors Ready to Sign Prenup with YOU

JinxyMcDeath — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:36:33 EDT

If I was gonna marry some multi-billionaire and he was all "if we divorce, I'll only give you a fraction of my fortune, a couple of million," I'd be all, "sweet!" But then again, when I thought I wasn't getting a bonus this year and then I got a check for $250 I freaked out with happiness. Everyone was like "but...we were suppose to get a few thousand dollars as a bonus..." and all I could do is say "Two hundred and fucking fifty dollars, bitches!!!"

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In Other News... — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:29:07 EDT

NAME: Marc Zuckerberg AGE: 23 NET WORTH: $1.5 billion LIKES: Poking ALSO LIKES: Superpoking FAVORITE BOOKS: Your last entry on "The Wall," your pithy descriptor in your Profile YOUR IDEAL PARTNER... "Has 4,000+ friends, is in 200+ networks, plays scrabulous offline, hides at least one nekkid picture in their FB album." FAVORITE SAYING: "Don't hate me because I'm rich. Also, don't love me because I'm rich." IF YOU COULD BE SOMEONE ELSE, YOU'D BE... "What the fuck kind of question is that, dude? I'm leaving your group, pronto!"

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Forbes' Billionaire Bachelors Ready to Sign Prenup with YOU

Chaim Gnadelstein — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:24:50 EDT

If you survive being 23 years old with 1.5 million in the bank, you didn't spend it right.

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Forbes' Billionaire Bachelors Ready to Sign Prenup with YOU

hamburgerhotdog — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:23:09 EDT

Are you Julia Allison? [baugher.tumblr.com]

Someone apparently didn't learn her lesson the first time around in dating unattractive tech geeks.

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scroll_lock — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:06:32 EDT

@blogissuchanuglyword: He also needs to file down those Dracula-esque incisors.

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blogissuchanuglyword — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:04:23 EDT

zuck needs to get some crest whitestrips. they are like 40 bucks at DR marky

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