<![CDATA[Fun PR Firm Seeks Fun Employee For Fun Times - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Fun PR Firm Seeks Fun Employee For Fun Times - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Fun PR Firm Seeks Fun Employee For Fun Times]]> I would insist that "Stupid Cunt" be added to the title on my door. But that's just me.

meechybee

]]> <![CDATA[Fun PR Firm Seeks Fun Employee For Fun Times]]> "Knows how to spell 4-letter words correckly."

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Fun PR Firm Seeks Fun Employee For Fun Times]]> /yawns; goes back to work

Uncle Ruckus

]]> <![CDATA[Fun PR Firm Seeks Fun Employee For Fun Times]]> Somebody should let the HR people at CBS know about this job-it would be fitting for them

unlikelyfit

]]> <![CDATA[Fun PR Firm Seeks Fun Employee For Fun Times]]> @Hamud: I'd like a stool sample. Outsourced, of course, for results.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Fun PR Firm Seeks Fun Employee For Fun Times]]> @Hamud: Oy. Something tells me he has a huge, sad, man-sack, pendulously swinging like a deflated tether-ball between his knees.

BadUncle

]]> <![CDATA[Fun PR Firm Seeks Fun Employee For Fun Times]]> Anyone want to give a solid, rational reason for why Gawker has obviously made it a written-in-stone policy never to show naked pictures of Torossian?

The guy has clearly got huge anger-management issues, which probably has something to do with his glands producing an overly generous amount of testosterone, which can cause symptoms like very lush, curly body hair and a massive sexual appetite.

I imagine a guy like that has to spend a lot of time at the gym lifting very heavy weights just in order to work off some tension. And since Torossian is such a self-assured goal-oriented guy, it'd be perfectly normal for him, after his intense work-outs, to strip down to the buff and admire his progress in the mirror. While maybe even running his large, calloused hands all over his furry rock-hard body.

It just seems to me that his life is such that it would be very, very easy for a photographer to get some decent shots of him, which is the sort of brass-tacks news-gathering we expect from websites that take journalism seriously.

Hamud Ibn Hamud

]]> <![CDATA[Fun PR Firm Seeks Fun Employee For Fun Times]]> Ooh! I'm going to forward this to all the HR people I hate.

crookedE

]]> <![CDATA[Fun PR Firm Seeks Fun Employee For Fun Times]]> "* Have a flexible management style" smells like "apply totally contradictory policies according to the whims of bi-polar management".

SarahHeartburn

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]]> <![CDATA[Fun PR Firm Seeks Fun Employee For Fun Times]]> Thanks for bringing this to my attention. A certain NY media company recently terminated one of it's HR Directors. I will be bringing this job opportunity to her attention. She is absolutely perfect for the position. I worked with her for a year and a half and can absolutely attest to the fact that she is a stupid cunt.

NYM

]]> <![CDATA[Fun PR Firm Seeks Fun Employee For Fun Times]]> Perceptive Pricks a Plus

KarenUhOh

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