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Julia Allison Vs. Howard Kurtz: Who Has Better Hair?

Hez — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:18:57 EDT

@hamburgerhotdog: Thank you. Remember mami at Commie time!

Hez

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hamburgerhotdog — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:26:29 EDT

@Hez: OH MY GOD YOU'RE A GENIUS.

hamburgerhotdog

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Seeräuber Jenny — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:58:45 EDT

If you've watched that show more than a few times, Kurtz obviously enjoys interviewing cute, young, brunet-haired women who are terminal hair-flippers.

Sometimes they have something to say, sometimes not.

Seeräuber Jenny

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Hez — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:47:09 EDT

@tracyflick: Thank you. The Juñata has certainly produced some delicious candy when smacked from the right angles.

Hez

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tracyflick — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:32:43 EDT

@Hez: Holy crap on a stick. That's hysterical. And an incredible likeness.

tracyflick

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lilpupdog — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:29:25 EDT

When Star Magazine hired her as their talking head, one imagines they didn't envision the words Mocked Across The Internet under said head.

lilpupdog

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Hez — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:25:55 EDT

@VirusWithShoes: No, silly. The Straining Peacock is clearly Mary (see, it's way in the back - PassAgg Allison does it again), the Distracted Fox is obviously Meghan (familiarizing herself with all the exits) and the Inbred Foreign Royal Monkey is either her actual canine lapdog or whichever human version she's milking for MacBooks and then divulging mental illnesses about this week. Notice how much smaller they are and how insignificant they seem in her world? Welcome to Julialand!
And you can't tell me that's not the exact same anally-inspired lip pursing as in the video still at the top of the page.
@VirusWithShoes: You mean like robotic anime rape tentacles? Funny, I got that vibe, too.

Hez

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Unfun — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:15:34 EDT

@VirusWithShoes: Ok, except it doesn't swing about, ever. She can't move, or it won't appear to cascade just so over either shoulder. Don't dare fucking touch it either, she goes completely apeshit and claws your eyes out with her acrylic tips.

Unfun

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Lady Shrimpton — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:03:24 EDT

@chickenjungle: Maybe the two of you can become friends. Perhaps you already are, you already are...

Lady Shrimpton

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Lady Shrimpton — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:57:30 EDT

@Hez: You're hurting her feelings! Her feelings!

Lady Shrimpton

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VirusWithShoes — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:43:22 EDT

@Hez: I was. Is that an albino monkey there, or Henry Gibson wearing a tiara?

@Unfun: Ha! I've noticed her hair is becoming almost Lovecraftian - especially when she swings it about. It reminds me of tentacles. And not friendly tentacles, either. Evil, grasping, inhuman tentacles.

VirusWithShoes

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IndianSlipper — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:37:28 EDT

@Hez: That is awesome!

I think JA might have been visiting her mom/ hometown this past weekend:
[www.chicagotribune.com]

IndianSlipper

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Unfun — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:33:26 EDT

@Hez: That is fucking hilarious. I think her hair is the most irritating, least natural thing about her. It continually morphs into a new, more frightening entity. It's Paves-ian.

Unfun

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Hez — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:18:57 EDT

@VirusWithShoes: You're kidding about the hair, right? Because the likeness to this pic is unfuckingcanny:
(In case anyone wondered, that's a picture of the "Barbie Island Princess Singalong Styling Head," which is now my official nickname for JA.)

Hez

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minx — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:02:00 EDT

she looks better in photographs than on TV. Actually, she looks like Rachel Ray in this clip.

minx

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CopyofBlueboy — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:04:02 EDT

I see she set her makeup gun to "WHORE."

CopyofBlueboy

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alexcarnevale — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:02:18 EDT

@chickenjungle:

With a lot of hard work, and a lot of prayer to Jesus, you too can join Tony Kornheiser and Julia Allison in the pantheon of people with 5 or 6 awesome jobs and no reason to live.

alexcarnevale

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belltolls — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:01:04 EDT

That was a good mindless tv interview. She had her (three or was there more?) talking points memorized and she ignored everything the interviewer said. Very professional. What was she selling though?

belltolls

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anon_your_mom — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:52:44 EDT

who's dick did she suck to get a CNN segment? and, she never said anything mean about anyone? what a fucking liar...

anon_your_mom

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if_i_only_had_a_heart — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:52:11 EDT

1. bad plastic lips
2. bad fake hair
3. bad blue eyeshadow
4. bad pearls
5. playing 50, looking 40

wtf?

if_i_only_had_a_heart

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chickenjungle — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:14:05 EDT

Uh yah, I'm pretty sure absolutely nobody (except maybe Nick Denton, who totally sweats me) has noticed, but I've pretty much refrained all this time from participating in any sort of Julia Allison commentatoree type stuffs--

But now, upon watching this video (despite the fact I wouldn't trade places with her in a gazillion years-- cuz I actually have like 5 or 6 real jobs, personal accomplishments with which I'm pleased, look ten years younger than I actually am, and have a totally loaded good-looking fiancee, thank you very much), I think I feel compelled to say:

"Somehow... this woman... in a way... has like... become my... like... HERO!" Or some shit.
It's fucking weird.

And thus, in other words, I guess I must also be saying: Fuck all yalls.
Aha ha ha hahahaah ahahhahahahhaa.
Wow. That felt kinda good for some reason. I have no idea why.

I'm just sayin.

chickenjungle

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tracyflick — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:04:54 EDT

@winniecooper: It's called deflecting.

tracyflick

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Caroline Meeber — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:58:58 EDT

Why do people who love to hate on haters say it's because "they have nothing better to do?" What a lame excuse. Just because JA can't multitask (headbands or lip gloss? headbands or lip gloss?) doesn't mean all the haters out there can't.

Caroline Meeber

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gawksFromaRock — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:50:10 EDT

[www.thepurplebuffalo.net]

gawksFromaRock

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Dusty in the Wind — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:25:58 EDT

She just wants someone to love and understand her.

Who's rich and has a decent media profile.

And tall.

Will sacrifice some height for profile or money.

Ideally, a hetero, but that's not deal-breaker important.

Okay, if the money is there and he's not a total midget fugster, she'll raise the profile.

But he's got to really understand her, really get her (need for attention) and what she's all about (attention/money).

Dusty in the Wind

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McCheeburger — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:24:49 EDT

@McCheeburger: That was Jaclyn Smith on the phone, Sparkie!

Sheesh, get your classic Charlie's Angels right for once, idjiit!

McCheeburger

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McCheeburger — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:22:25 EDT

Kate Jackson just called; she wants her hair back.

McCheeburger

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ThereMustBeAPony — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:18:59 EDT

@BK_KT: All three. (1) Nose job (there is a video of her with some guy doing an imitation of (mocking) JK and she can't breathe when she laughs because her nose doesn't move); (2) another video, looking for an apartment and is buck-toothed with veneers ala Freddy Mercury; (3) restylene lip and marionette injections as per any of the millions of pursed-lip photos. And from all appearances I think it's safe to say (4) botox for sure.
@Bell County: has pretty much nailed it.
Ah Gawker, the paths you've led me down. (What? Can't I complain about being a victim too? Gawker's intro to JA made me curious and now I know far more than I want to. Wha wha poor me. And now JA says I must have no life. Ouchy ouch ouch.)

ThereMustBeAPony

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graffitigirl — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:14:31 EDT

a totally classic display of narcissistic rage!

graffitigirl

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She_of_the_Socks — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:09:39 EDT

@She_of_the_Socks: "Ex has is?" Take your meds, Socks.

She_of_the_Socks

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She_of_the_Socks — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:08:36 EDT

Methinks publicly announcing that your ex has is bipolar is a good example of saying something pretty fucking negative about someone.

She_of_the_Socks

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donmiguel — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:06:58 EDT

@Knucklehead Babylon: There can only be one!! Nice Highlander reference.

donmiguel

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scroll_lock — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:06:25 EDT

I don't know, I find Howie's hair kind of fascinating when he leans down and you can see that blob in the middle's off center and his part's way over on the opposite side. Pretty amazing.

scroll_lock

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BK_KT — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:01:37 EDT

I hate chiming in on this conversation but what's wrong with her mouth when she talks??? Nose job? Veneers? Restylene? Conspiracy theories anyone? It just don't look right.

BK_KT

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Cheap Shot — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:57:15 EDT

Much ado about nothing.

Cheap Shot

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YourGoldKeith — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:50:01 EDT

Great! Next she'll be complaining about all those pounds she put on...

Go for it!

YourGoldKeith

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fileunder — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:50:01 EDT

@gawksFromaRock:
Oh, coffee and a bagel should do it.

See Julia? It's easy!

fileunder

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crotchety — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:49:56 EDT

@Otto-Reimer: Pudgy? Not pudgy. You can't have matchstick arms and be pudgy.

crotchety

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valarmorghulis — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:48:40 EDT

@DorothyMantooth: But the self-absorbed can still be charming. It's rare, but take Courtney Love, Brett Michaels, and....fuck. I think I just dialecticly proved you correct.

valarmorghulis

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VirusWithShoes — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:45:23 EDT

She now reminds me of Kirstie Alley, but with the voice like a variable-speed hammer drill or a reluctant mongoose with a deviated septum. I also think she has high levels of brain-cholesterol.

Her hair does look nice, though.

VirusWithShoes

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valarmorghulis — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:44:14 EDT

@Bell County: Ach so!

valarmorghulis

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Unfun — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:43:23 EDT

Thumbs up is only cool when the Fonz does it.

And if girlfriend doesn't think all press is good press, what the fuck is she doing on CNN when the purported topic is how much people hate her?

Unfun

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gawksFromaRock — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:40:53 EDT

@fileunder: How much you cost?

gawksFromaRock

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gawksFromaRock — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:39:34 EDT

@tracyflick: I looked up to the left and this came onto my monitor:
[www.thepurplebuffalo.net]

gawksFromaRock

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fileunder — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:38:17 EDT

It gives me great satisfaction knowing that at 10:50 yesterday morning, I was being whorish in a completely different way.

fileunder

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drugman — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:34:21 EDT

She's point-on. This strategy worked well the first time:

drugman

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DorothyMantooth — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:33:12 EDT

@valarmorghulis: Aw, I can't imagine that it's merely the Dreaded Fox Effect that's caused that, m'dear. The self-absorption, at least, well pre-dated the talking head status.

DorothyMantooth

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the-cubicle-dweller — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:33:02 EDT

@tracyflick: I figured as much. It really does bother her that the Marine scored lower on the haterade scale. I mean, he killed a puppy and he's less loathed.

the-cubicle-dweller

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Bell County — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:32:24 EDT

@valarmorghulis: "It's pronounced Weilden-steen"

Bell County

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Otto-Reimer — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:32:14 EDT

Ah, look who got pudgy. Hey Julia! That second chin is coming in nicely.

Otto-Reimer

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tracyflick — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:30:37 EDT

@the-cubicle-dweller: That's because she's lying. Internally, she's cringing and just wants the interview to go away, hence the frequent long term blinks. Her gaze sup and to the left are also indicitive of the fact that she's a big fat liar.

[www.blifaloo.com]

Up and to the Left
Indicates: Visually Constructed Images (Vc)
If you asked someone to "Imagine a purple buffalo", this would be the direction their eyes moved in while thinking about the question as they "Visually Constructed" a purple buffalo in their mind.

tracyflick

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blix — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:29:47 EDT

@hypocriteoath: You raise a valid point. Please excuse me while I fill the sink up with warm sudsy water and scrub that mental image outta my brain.

blix

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germane — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:28:28 EDT

Julia, Hilary Clinton would like her throaty little chuckle that lets the world know she finds all of this just rich back.

germane

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valarmorghulis — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:26:48 EDT

@Bell County: Wildenstein Jr.?

valarmorghulis

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hypocriteoath — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:26:34 EDT

@blix: young? maybe. virile? probably. not disgusted by old naked body? it's requisite.

hypocriteoath

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valarmorghulis — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:24:10 EDT

@DorothyMantooth: I thank it's a side-effect of Fox's mandated surgery to remove all traces of humor and objectivism. Sadly, charm is located directly between the two, and it is more economical to make a single incision than multiple.

valarmorghulis

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Knucklehead Babylon — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:22:55 EDT

Lodwick's moustache is tingling right now.

Knucklehead Babylon

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Tammany_Fall — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:22:16 EDT

@KarenUhOh: Wow, you lobbed that one right over the plate for an anal joke, and I'm too hungover to hit it.

Tammany_Fall

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hamburgerhotdog — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:22:03 EDT

@the-cubicle-dweller: Adderal? It'd explain how little she sleeps as well.

hamburgerhotdog

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Bell County — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:21:49 EDT

I just had a premonition of how bad a plastic surgery casualty she's going to be.

Bell County

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Knucklehead Babylon — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:21:37 EDT

She may be easy on the eyes but I doubt she'd make a fine wife, English. Those hands weren't built for milking cows or for cooking an honest supper.

Knucklehead Babylon

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blix — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:21:30 EDT

@hypocriteoath: Oh crap, I forgot about the prom! Maybe it's not to late to ask Liz Smith. I hear she likes them young.

blix

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blogissuchanuglyword — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:20:15 EDT

she looks like ivanka trump with a brown wig on.

blogissuchanuglyword

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Mike_Jahn — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:19:05 EDT

@blix: Yeah, bitch turned on us, and we made her!

Mike_Jahn

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NeverEnough — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:18:42 EDT

I love the fact that she was found to be even more loathsome than the dickhead Marine who threw a puppy off of a cliff.

NeverEnough

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Calitri — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:17:59 EDT

@DorothyMantooth: Years of practice?

Calitri

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Calitri — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:16:11 EDT

@KarenUhOh: I couldn't get her to stop pissing, whether I gave her water or not.

Calitri

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DorothyMantooth — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:15:39 EDT

How can one person be so utterly devoid of any charm?

DorothyMantooth

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BullfightsOnAcid — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:15:21 EDT

Are 35 dozen oysters 35 times 12? If that's the case then why didn't they just say 420?

BullfightsOnAcid

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hypocriteoath — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:14:15 EDT

she has found a way to utilize all the skills that any popular girl in high school would use... except she does it to make money instead of date the QB. She might be a decade late but at least she's doing something with her good [not great] looks while they last... sadly, when she's 35 people will say, "remember when she was internet prom queen? ha. well look at her now!"

poor Julia, she saw what happened to those girls and STILL wanted to emulate them. sad. I iz crying for herz.

hypocriteoath

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the-cubicle-dweller — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:13:34 EDT

She doesn't have control over her spasmatic blinking either.

the-cubicle-dweller

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blix — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:13:24 EDT

@KarenUhOh: Talkee Julia is starting not to like us.

blix

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Chief Wahoo — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:13:13 EDT

"People actually hate me more than Rachel Ray or Tony Kornheiser, how is that possible?"

Both are professionals who demonstrate a specific ability in their fields, whereas you are just a pathetic attention whore with nothing other than moderately good looks to offer, so I would say it is not only possible but entirely understandable. Then again, a total absence of shame or self-awareness are part of what she brings to the table.

Chief Wahoo

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KarenUhOh — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:10:16 EDT

I love her. She has twelve fun phrases, and when you turn her on her back, her eyes shut.

KarenUhOh