<![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> Nice to see Cory Booker's side business of breeding courier pigeons is doing well.

MoeGolden

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> Is Sharpe James endorsing Hillary because she's blacker than Obama?

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> It would've happened sooner, but the Pigeon Of Prosecution took too long with its closing arguments, and then the Jaybirds of Jurisprudence had to deliberate.

Hipp

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> @queenmargereen: Are you Sharpe James' head?

Crazydogggz

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> queenmargereen

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> @Sarcastro: No, but I do seem to recall something involving Marion Barry and the Bluebird of You're a Cokewhore.

Fuzzy_duffel_bag

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> Knucklehead Babylon: ha-DOOOOO-ken!!!

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> @dado:
James LeSharpe :)

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> @Chaim Gnadelstein: I'm giggling like a fool. A fool, I tells ya!

IBentMyWookie

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> @richardmarxhatesmyhair: Do you take drugs, Danny?

SnarkTwain

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> @Chaim Gnadelstein: Cacaw! Cacaw! (That is, "You are funny, dude." in birdspeak.

@KarenUhOh: Take a bow. And, then stick around for the ovation.

Jenniferhdaniel

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> The bluebird of paradise is adamant in his refusal to fly up James' nose.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> I yearn and strive for the day, that I take a poop on someone's head, and have people wonder if I am God.
So far, the feedback has been mostly negative.

Crazydogggz

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> If Denton wrote this article it would have been about James Sharpe.

dado

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> @Fuzzy_duffel_bag: Do you recall Joe Ganim being pelted with the cud of disapproval?

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> @Chaim Gnadelstein: hilarious. bravo.

richardmarxhatesmyhair

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> "Thank you, Bird of Justice!"

"Anytime. Caw! Stay in school. Caw! Caw!"

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> I think this is good luck. In Haiti.

richardmarxhatesmyhair

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> @depardoo: Braggart.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> @LeGagneur: So are you saying Hillary will be elected if I build it and the bird shits on her cup?

SpoiledGirlieGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> This remonds me of the time Buddy Cianci was vomited on by the cat with a hairball of justice.

Fuzzy_duffel_bag

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> If this happened before the indictment, it would be considered a harbinger. As it is, what we have here is mere confirmation.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> This is what happens when you leave your Bentley in Martha's Vineyard.

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> 55 seconds in sounds like my last happy ending.

depardoo

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> It is improper to say "unproper".

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> @Knucklehead Babylon: For me to poop on.

Crazydogggz

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> @SpoiledGirlieGirl: You know, one day in second grade, I was sick. I went outside to recess and a bird pooped on me! Of course I was upset, but my friend Martin told me that his mom said if a bird poops on you, then it's good luck. And by golly, by that night, I was no longer sick!

LeGagneur

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> bus and you needed a bird to crap on him for the results of Destiny's coin toss?

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> That was a lot less eventful than I was hoping.

LeGagneur

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> I'm glad James finally got my message.

Calitri

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> Silly. God doesn't go to Newark. He's not stupid.

Jenniferhdaniel

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> isn't "SHAR-pay" a girl's name?

icallthebigonebitey

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> OMG!

Nic Fit

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> The day I start relying on birds to tell me who is good and not good is the day I stop watching The Daily Show and just get my self a bird sanctuary.

Really, I could start predicting things. "Bird A shit on a Hillary coffee cup. She will not be elected."

SpoiledGirlieGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Corrupt Ex-Mayor Shat Upon By Bird Of Justice]]> I'd watch what you say about "Street Fight." Ken and Ryu may have some stern words for you.

Knucklehead Babylon

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