Julia Allison Needs Office Space, Mkaaay? - Gawker Comments

Julia Allison Needs Office Space, Mkaaay?

CopyofBlueboy — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:43:45 EDT

@Unfun: It's second star to the right and straight on till moaning.

CopyofBlueboy

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tracyflick — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:36:56 EDT

I think her site has been hacked. Or she's playign a nifty yet really gross joke.

tracyflick

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Pussy Galore — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:36:18 EDT

I hear Emperor VIP has office space available for rent.

Pussy Galore

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tracyflick — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:34:58 EDT

Ummm...am I the only person who, when they went to check out Julia's blog, got redirected to a site that screams "Hey Everybody I'm looking at Gay Porno???"

tracyflick

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Hipp — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:38:19 EDT

I believe Eustache Dauger might still be looking for roomies.

Hipp

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Unfun — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:32:53 EDT

@CopyofBlueboy: Where's that office space again? Could you give an address?

Unfun

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Swifter — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:38:01 EDT

She is simply trying to absorb enough photons to jump into the next orbital shell and meet the Atom of her dreams, whereupon they'll get married and start their own molecule.

It's not her fault that she's trapped inside atomic fluorine.

Swifter

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CopyofBlueboy — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:30:09 EDT

I have some nice office space for you, Julia Allison. It's right here. In my ass.

CopyofBlueboy

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gladys_kravitz — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:01:43 EDT

OK, I know I'm woefully out of touch with all the social networking nonsense but WTF is a Tumblr?

Can't we please never mention JA again and bring Tionna back because she truly is fabulous and her boobs take up the space of two other people???

gladys_kravitz

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The More You Know — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:56:06 EDT

Whenever I read these posts I always have the same reaction, stare whistfully at Julia's photo and beg her to give me a reason to care. Please Julia Allison, if you're reading this do/screw something/somone famous and validate the time I've wasted reading about you.

The More You Know

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vulturesquadron — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:52:25 EDT

@bridgeburner:

[www.comics.com]

(I hate this horrible new comment box. This takes the Asynchronous in AJAX to new lows.)

vulturesquadron

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:49:37 EDT

OMG, it'll be so fun! They can like totally do lunch! And play hooky and knock off the afternoon to go shopping for designer dog bowls and post funny pictures on their blogs of them doing a myriad of incredibly self-aware -- i mean, silly and spontaneous stuff in the NEW OFFICE!

You can hate these broads, but come on - if you were never obligated to outgrow playing in your Barbie Fun House, would you?

Chaim Gnadelstein

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Bell County — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:44:19 EDT

@Unfun: Sounds kind of like Eugène Ionesco
meets the Hills meets Oliver Stone. I'm intrigued now.

Bell County

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Bell County — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:36:24 EDT

@Unfun: Wow, sounds like Eugène Ionesco meets the Hills meets Oliver Stone. I'm intrigued.

Bell County

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Trixie from Toronto — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:36:03 EDT

The lipdub to "Nine to Five" cannot be far behind.

Trixie from Toronto

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Unfun — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:29:41 EDT

@blogissuchanuglyword: Then they'll post more of their scintillating banter:

Julia: I really am nice aren't I?

Mary: Sure, you are nice, except when you don't want to be nice.

Julia: What does that mean?

Mary: Oh you know, sometimes you are just honest, and honesty is the best policy. Are you going to eat that bran muffin? If I eat that I must do 2 extra spinning classes tomorrow!

Julia: Oh Mary! You and your spinning classes!

Megs: (makes psycho face at camera for no discernible reason)

Unfun

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blogissuchanuglyword — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:17:33 EDT

oh god, put the 3 of them in one office all day? they are going to sit around taking pictures of each other to post on their tumblrs with passive agressive remarks all day long.

"here is julia in a new dress from bebe. i told her she looks like fat midwestern cow, but she wore it anyway - love her free spirit!"

"here is a picute of meghan. she isn't wearing ANY makeup. i would never do that because i like to look attractive - love that she doesn't care about her looks!"

blogissuchanuglyword

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Bell County — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:08:20 EDT

Somebody should put Emily and Michelle on the case.

Bell County

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tracyflick — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:49:38 EDT

@Pope John Peeps II: Word. Loved it, and loved Casey Affleck in both films.

tracyflick

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bridgeburner — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:43:34 EDT

I have an office available for them, but it's like the Fonzie's "Office." Comes complete with old Archie comics, and some 2-ply.

bridgeburner

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Pope John Peeps II — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:40:49 EDT

@tracyflick: Unrelated, I just saw "Gone Baby Gone". Fucking. Great. Who would ever have guessed?

Pope John Peeps II

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CaptainFantastic — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:28:59 EDT

@Unfun: "BEING HONEST IS NEVER EASY, BUT IT'S ALWAYS THE RIGHT THING TO DO."

I'm pretty sure that line is lifted directly from Sir Topham Hatt in one of the Thomas the Tank Engine books.

CaptainFantastic

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FitnessMadeSimple — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:26:33 EDT

Is this a package deal only? I'd let JA share my office, but I don't know about the other two.

FitnessMadeSimple

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CaptainFantastic — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:24:11 EDT

@BalknChain: It's for hair swinging, like in the shampoo commercials.

CaptainFantastic

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midtown43 — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:16:52 EDT

Are you secretly in charge of Julia Allison's PR? Seriously, why are you so obsessed with this girl?

midtown43

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vulturesquadron — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:13:01 EDT

As a nerd who spent a lifetime in meticulous study of nerdly arcana, it really irks me to see these girls pretending to be about technology.

Hey, Megan: In case no one told you yet, quoting Calacanis and traipsing around CNET is a surefire way to completely destroy your geek cred. You know those annoying people who pretend to know about fashion, but every time they open their mouths, you can tell they're two seconds out of Fashion 101? Well, that's you, but with tech, and nerds are waayyy meaner than Anna Wintour.

vulturesquadron

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Dfkdave — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:07:23 EDT

If they were really smart, they would set up shop in Jessica Coen's golden vagina.

Cha-ching.

Dfkdave

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tracyflick — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:02:38 EDT

It's really cute, though. You have to admit. They'll go buy new power suits and new bags so they can carry their 'puters to and fro "the office." It's like little girls playing dress up.

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck wrote Good Will Hunting from their couch in a dump LA apartment. Suck it up.

tracyflick

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Soup — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:57:06 EDT

Daddy, I need office space now!!! I can almost hear her stomping her feet while reading it.

Soup

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Unfun — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:52:02 EDT

And now, deep thoughts, by Mary.

"Moral of this story, working out isn't always going to be enjoyable (I usually find that it is), but exercise will always be effective."

"BEING HONEST IS NEVER EASY, BUT IT'S ALWAYS THE RIGHT THING TO DO."

It's no wonder she has no time to search for an office. You think these gems just fall out of her ass? It's time consuming, y'all.

Unfun

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mitchel_stevens — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:43:01 EDT

@Heather Fink:
so, what's the square footage?

mitchel_stevens

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Heather Fink — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:40:05 EDT

I got space in my pants.

I mean ...
nevermind that doesn't really work for me.

Heather Fink

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Catbirdseat — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:39:48 EDT

I think Karp and Marco should let them into the Tumblr space; after all, Julia, like, TOTALLY discovered Tumblr and made it popular and everything.

Catbirdseat

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The One — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:38:57 EDT

Calling yourself fabulous means that you are not.

The One

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:36:47 EDT

How's about Starbucks, bitch?

Chaim Gnadelstein

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gawksFromaRock — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:36:34 EDT

The Empire Club is empty...

gawksFromaRock

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StabbyFerosh — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:29:16 EDT

Can't the 3 of them can "come clean" and take over one of the apartments in Murray Hill Kristen Davis is no longer "occupying"?
so. ovah. media. whores.

StabbyFerosh

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tacky-thing — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:28:42 EDT

I don't get it. Julia's written maybe 12 articles? Is this so she can write her 13th?

tacky-thing

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Pope John Peeps II — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:21:29 EDT

With a little Babelfish help, in honour of that italian gossip blog, you get:

Julia, Meghan, and I of acres permanent looking for temporary office space....a share situation, until incoming goods find something. Incoming goods need A space that comfortably fits 4 fabulous girls (so that's like 6 people). Anyone leasing?? Or DO you know someone who is??

I think "incoming goods" is pretty much spot on, isn't it?

Pope John Peeps II

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tracyflick — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:11:39 EDT

You mean, she finds her own office space? Hmm. I'd think someone with concerns for her privacy would do what real "famous" peopel do and have their manager handle this. But I'm sure posting a public plea on her blog wasn't to get FREE office space from some drooling, lecherous i-banker or nerdy venture capitalist. No. That's not what that was about. And we all know posting an anonymous ad on Craigslist is just too..anonymous.

Dear God. Just blow a guy from time to time and let him put you up like other whores in this city do.

tracyflick

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ZiggyStardust — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:10:12 EDT

The new Gawker HQ has some spare space to lease, right?

And you'd have easy access to them...

ZiggyStardust

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mitchel_stevens — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:08:52 EDT

isn't there an opening on Crosby?

mitchel_stevens

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missbheave (is not convinced) — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:05:31 EDT

@Clarence Rosario: hahaha

missbheave (is not convinced)

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richardmarxhatesmyhair — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:05:06 EDT

It will be just like SATC, but without the witty dialogue and half an hour format.

richardmarxhatesmyhair

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richardmarxhatesmyhair — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:03:02 EDT

@KarenUhOh: thinking the same thing. bet it happens, at least, temporarily.

richardmarxhatesmyhair

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hypocriteoath — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:02:07 EDT

@Calitri: I don't know??

hypocriteoath

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Clarence Rosario — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:59:34 EDT

Office Space? What the fuck, they haven't heard of Netflix?

Clarence Rosario

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Calitri — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:58:57 EDT

Just for clarity, if you use two question marks at the end of a sentence, does that mean you're unsure of what you're asking? (??) Someone fabulous please help me out.

Calitri

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businesspearl — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:58:50 EDT

@BalknChain: Skinny BBW's

businesspearl

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the-cubicle-dweller — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:57:42 EDT

You would think that whatever production company is producing the craptacular "show" would give these girls some office space as part of dealing with such FABULOUS women.

Oh wait, it's a show that is being pitched...no tickee no laundry until the green light for episodes is given.

Mary is the purest representation of a moron by the way.

the-cubicle-dweller

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Calitri — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:56:14 EDT

@BalknChain: Not so much each other as everyone else.

Calitri

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chickenjungle — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:54:10 EDT

Hmm. I have a decent-sized corner office with lots of windows overlooking WSP, which I might consider sharing. Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure I'd want them nowheres near me before 11am, and totally out of my face by 6pm.
But I mean, really, how much time does one need in a day just to try and pimp out a "reality series?"

I'll think about it.

chickenjungle

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BalknChain — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:53:32 EDT

Why do four "fabulous" girls need the space of six people? Is it like trying to stick the same poles of magnets together? Do they repel each other?

BalknChain

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hamburgerhotdog — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:52:55 EDT

Oh, I know the perfect place. Can Nick Denton just work from Balthazar for the next few months?

hamburgerhotdog

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BadUncle — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:51:39 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: And, no doubt, give them the space rent-free. Because they'll make the office more fabu.

BadUncle

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Calitri — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:51:10 EDT

Office Space? NYC? There's none of that there, right? All those enormous building protruding skyward from the streets - simply monuments to past starletards and fameballs.

However, there's plenty of room in the dumpster behind my office building. The homeless guy currently taking up residence stays mostly to the Northwest corner and I'm sure he'd love the company of 4, errr...6(?) fabulous girls(?). I heard he's got wireless in there and the rent's like totally nothing.

Calitri