<![CDATA[Col Allan Has No Time For The Facts - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Col Allan Has No Time For The Facts - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Col Allan Has No Time For The Facts]]> Tomorrow's headline:
"COL ALLAN PROMOTED TO GENERAL.
GEPHARDT TO BE NEW EDITOR OF POST."

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]]> <![CDATA[Col Allan Has No Time For The Facts]]> @SarahHeartburn: That's awesome. Thanks for posting. My favorite part: "Incessantly?"

Meanwhile, Col Allan is a punk who wouldn't know journalism if it pissed in his sink. He and that harridan Gotthelf are worth a bucket of warm spit on their best day.

Flaneur

]]> <![CDATA[Col Allan Has No Time For The Facts]]> @Catfish_Jones: Elaine May is one of the funniest women who ever lived, was Mike Nichols's partner in what was one of the first, and still best comedy teams ever and still works as an (usually uncredited)script doctor on a Hollywood movies. And is still funny as hell. This is a live TV ad from the 50's.

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SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[Col Allan Has No Time For The Facts]]> Cut him some slack. At least he didn't think his wife was talking about Elaine May.

(For the benefit of 90% of Gawker readers: Ms May is a very elderly lady who was famous in olden times - and is still famous in four or five blocks in 10025 - and who was the model for the title character in that "Daria" toon you had to watch sometimes when you were little and Mom had hid the remote.)

Catfish_Jones

]]> <![CDATA[Col Allan Has No Time For The Facts]]> I'm a Vegan, i'll take the pineapple.

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]]> <![CDATA[Col Allan Has No Time For The Facts]]> I always misread his name Colonel Allan. Then I think Colonel Klink.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Col Allan Has No Time For The Facts]]> I always thought Miss Bennis would be the first of the Seinfeld characters to perish.

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]]> <![CDATA[Col Allan Has No Time For The Facts]]> @moff:
Area Man Says Col Allan Beats Wife

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[Col Allan Has No Time For The Facts]]> Elaine Stritch is also still alive.

Elaine Benes is fictional.

Anything else I can help you with, Col?

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Col Allan Has No Time For The Facts]]> He buried the lede prematurely.

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]]> <![CDATA[Col Allan Has No Time For The Facts]]> "Mistakes happen, chicken fish monkey pineapple."

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]]> <![CDATA[Col Allan Has No Time For The Facts]]> I hope he went home and hit his wife for starting the whole screwup.

Moff

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