<![CDATA[Laid Off? Move to Singapore! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Laid Off? Move to Singapore! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Laid Off? Move to Singapore!]]> On the plus side of Singapore, there's amazing eats and it's really clean. The crazies always ask before they try to make out with you and you can see somebody being cremated in a public park. Plus I'm kind of onside with banning gum and caning stupid dink kids.

But yeah, the lack of press freedom and air conditioning abuses are troubling.

bobloblog

]]> <![CDATA[Laid Off? Move to Singapore!]]> Dare I ask what a Singapore Sling is?

Pussy Galore

]]> <![CDATA[Laid Off? Move to Singapore!]]> @riskybusiness: In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Laid Off? Move to Singapore!]]> We sail tonight for singapore; Don't fall asleep while you're ashore.

riskybusiness

]]> <![CDATA[Laid Off? Move to Singapore!]]> You don't even want to know what the punishment for a dangling participle is in Singapore.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Laid Off? Move to Singapore!]]> I want my/I want my/I want my NYTEEEEEEE......

Calraigh

]]> <![CDATA[Laid Off? Move to Singapore!]]> @Colonel Mustard: I chew too much gum but enjoy caning.

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[Laid Off? Move to Singapore!]]> Canings and child prostitutes doesn't seem too far of a stretch for Times writers.

mattymcd

]]> <![CDATA[Laid Off? Move to Singapore!]]> I'm too homosexual for Singapore. On reflection, however, if this guy is ending sentences with 'of' then he isn't kidding about needing copy editors.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Laid Off? Move to Singapore!]]> I'd be interested, but I just got hired to be the Ombudsman for the Tuvalu Freeman Ledger.

Ha Ha Sound

]]> <![CDATA[Laid Off? Move to Singapore!]]> The Straights Times is of little interest to the vast majority of Gawker commenters.

depardoo

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