Paris Hilton Stand-In Has Stand-In - Gawker Comments

Paris Hilton Stand-In Has Stand-In

famousauthor — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:02:39 EDT

@AuntPeniston: WHAT DO YOU SAY? HOLYSHIT!

famousauthor

Paris Hilton Stand-In Has Stand-In

Un Chien Andalou — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:14:28 EDT

That is just her Charlie's Angels Security Detail

Un Chien Andalou

Paris Hilton Stand-In Has Stand-In

lonely_goatherd — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:40:08 EDT

Ah, she's from Transcona. That explains a lot.

lonely_goatherd

Paris Hilton Stand-In Has Stand-In

AuntPeniston — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:09:01 EDT

Guys, I think we're all gonna have to speak a little louder. Looks like she's having some trouble with her ear piece.

AuntPeniston

Paris Hilton Stand-In Has Stand-In

morethanareference — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:29:19 EDT

@izzodee544: It seems inappropriate for there to be both a colon and a semicolon coming out of that girls mouth. I think it's fair to say if she was writing that sentence not only would it contain neither but it may be in all caps and also in comic sans.

morethanareference

Paris Hilton Stand-In Has Stand-In

famousauthor — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:10:01 EDT

I can tell she's not really Paris because she doesn't have a dog in her purse. Or a purse.

famousauthor

Paris Hilton Stand-In Has Stand-In

Steverino — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:55:20 EDT

@izzodee544: I know. A semicolon; and then a colon: too much already.

Do you think she had surgery to look like Paris? The MJ impersonators have to get surgery for obvious reasons. It's half pathetic and half admirable (because at least they're not fucking around).

Steverino

Paris Hilton Stand-In Has Stand-In

Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:59:56 EDT

mmmm flaccid caucasian stomach. so hottt

Un Chien Andalou

Paris Hilton Stand-In Has Stand-In

gawksFromaRock — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:28:42 EDT

@Lazy Susan: ...cigar...?

gawksFromaRock

Paris Hilton Stand-In Has Stand-In

Lazy Susan — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:03:38 EDT

I look like Monica Lewinsky. Do you think someone will give me a..? no wait!

Lazy Susan

Paris Hilton Stand-In Has Stand-In

dagblad — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:59:39 EDT

@onebadclam: who's saying they did?

dagblad

Paris Hilton Stand-In Has Stand-In

PaisleyPajamas — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:55:28 EDT

So, the Wayans Brothers feel sorry for her, because she looks like Paris and gave her a part in their movie? As they work with her, their pity grows, so she gets more and more lines? What am I missing here?

People tell me I look a lot like a young Kirsten Dunst. Will somebody give me a part and lots of lines?

PaisleyPajamas

Paris Hilton Stand-In Has Stand-In

izzodee544 — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:28:18 EDT

WHY IS THE COLON IN THAT QUOTE BOTHERING ME SO MUCH?

izzodee544

Paris Hilton Stand-In Has Stand-In

onebadclam — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:26:06 EDT

How did they overcome the clone degeneration problem?

onebadclam

Paris Hilton Stand-In Has Stand-In

Bell County — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:17:10 EDT

Anyone who wants this idea is welcome to it: A remake of DePalma's Body Double starring Paris Hilton and Natalie Reid. I don't know who covers the Frankie Goes To Hollywood song, though.

Bell County