<![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her" - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her" - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Out of the intrawebs and into your life!

Rosewater

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> @NYM: Harsh, but astute -- she always adopts that exact pose!

Helman

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> All of This Has Happened Before, and All of It Will Happen Again

BeRightBack

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Looks like somebody's [white-trash] roots are showing!

noiseyneighbor

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> "S"he looks like the guy Lindsay Lohan is always being photographed with, Sam Ronson.

BGGA

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Crocker transformation: 85% complete.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> YOu know, he looks a lot like Kristen Bell in the publicity stills for "Forgetting Sarah Marshall." The boy may have a future after all.

it takes a lot to laugh

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> No joke, my boyfriend played the Vanna White-type assistant in a drag talent show on 54th st recently, and every week he would pull his cheap-ass wig out of a plastic bag and then have to brush it for 15 minutes before it looked like a reasonable facsimile of hair again. My point? It always looked better than Crocker's hair even in the bag. Also, I'm seriously rethinking my twink fetish.

Aatom

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Chris Crocker Blends In With the Crowd in West Hollywood, CA

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Paris Hilton Stand-In's Stand-In Has Stand-In

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> She-Man Gets All Battle-Catty, Fuck Diablo Cody

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Chris Crocker Reluctantly Poses for Photo

disslexic

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Mankini from The Soup mistakenly taken as fashion advice.

Yawn

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> You know when frat boys borrow their girlfriends clothes and pretend like they are only acting gay? Ta-dah!

Goober_Pea

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Lead singer of the Nirvana-Hole cover band spotted leaving meth clinic

chelseabill

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Parallel Universe Francis Bean Cobain

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Not So Tranny Fierce

dandles

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> "Anyone that has a problem with her you deal with me, because she is not well right now. LEAVE HER ALONE!"

MrInBetween

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> What Francis Bean Cobain Feared She'd Look Like

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> David Spade Waylaid by Melee while Getting Laid, Getting Paid

homobot v3.0

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> (oops, it's a caption contest!)

"You know you want it, bitches."

it takes a lot to laugh

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Trans-A-Scare-Ica

icallthebigonebitey

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Jamie-Lynn Spears Exclusive!: "I Hope Chris Crocker is an Only Child."

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Photograph Inspires Homophobia In Homosexuals

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> "Does this Adam's apple make me look fat?"

MsMuffinMcGuffin

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Man Cashes In YouTube Points For Shiny Bag Of Carnival Prizes

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Chloe Sevigny shops in LA.

NYM

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Weird Science II: Who Left A Page From "Twinkz" In The Scanner?

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

j.blo

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Hedwig And The Angry Cinch Belt

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Spears Imitation Falls Flat

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> The Professor's Attempt To Make A Clone Of Ginger And MaryAnne Goes Horribly Awry

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> @Chaim Gnadelstein:

Only his hairdresser knows for sure.

Ed

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> @SSteele:

There's nothing top about this guy.

depardoo

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Tarnation 2 Now Filming

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Hey, guys can get pregnant now - why didn't he do that yet?

it takes a lot to laugh

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> The Average Homosexual, In The Mind of Ann Coulter

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Style By Mary Rambin

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> By the way, the original caption here seems invincible.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> @Sarcastro: Dude Looks Like He's Scabies

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Is he?

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Heidiwood Comes To Dunce, Inane

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> One more reason kids should stay inside and play video games.

Calitri

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Gwen Stefani models latest clothing line in LA.

FitnessMadeSimple

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Even the mannequin in the background can't stand to look.

Calitri

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> LOLita.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Steven Tyler's muse.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> is that his real hair?

he has man hands

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> She looked okay before the jump.

businesspearl

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Aliza Shvarts Art Installation Sponsored By Converse

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> @semiserious:
There's was this guy at the store with this flamethrower, and he like grabbed this lady's baby and he's like, "Oh, I'm gonna kill this baby!" It was so sad, I was like crying...

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Are halter-neck bikini tops in for guys now? I sense a trend in the making.

SSteele

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Truly disturbing.

depardoo

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> In homage to Freud, Crocker stands between bicycle wheels.

Theda_Bara

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> @BalknChain: And uglier than ever.

LeGagneur

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Nights of Crockeria

Ed

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> May Parade takes to the streets a couple of weeks early.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> So much for the relaxing weekend. I guess I was due for some shuddering and crying in the corner of my bedroom.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Well done! I am sure the last thing this guy wanted was media attention.

harumph

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Have you seen my baseball?

Calitri

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> @semiserious:

You're right. All he needs are rollerskates and a job at Tacos! Tacos! Tacos! Tacos!

Ed

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> The girl in the background has a perfectly shaped square cut out of her jeans. Incredible.

misssgolightly

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Vanity Fairy.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Chris Crocker, star of controversial teenage girlfight YouTube videos.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Britney Now Sober and Thin

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> I love the 5 o'clock shadow.

La Pauline

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> "I heard a rumor. Mexican werewolves are coming up from Mexico and selling crack!"

semiserious

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> @mathnet: You pull everything STRAIGHT UP, and strategically use the hem of your jeans to lift and separate.

(reference: me, hallowe'en, 2004)

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> @mathnet: and, p.s., it's about the balls.

Helman

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> @mathnet: hee

Helman

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> that boy is UGLY.

debord at work

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> Eat this, BryanBoy.

saltwatertaffy

]]> <![CDATA["The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"]]> How did he manage camel-toe?

mathnet

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