<![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre." - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre." - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> did she spray-tan herself with rustoleum?

meechybee

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> You'd all prolly be amazed at the popularity of female body building. There are hundreds of sites like this with tens of thousands of paying subscribers. She actually looks pretty fem compared to lots of female bodybuilders.
There's a lid for every pot. Jus' sayin'

mimisalome

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> Photoshop. Photoshop! PHOTOSHOP!!

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> OH NO!

Dear ValleyWag Staffer:

I am looking for a blogger to write daily posts for femalemuscle.com.

I founded Femalemuscle in 1995, a site that has always reflected my passion and amusement with the world of female bodybuilding/fitness and its fetish like followers and participants.

I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the ValleyWag of my genre.

If you are interested in this challenge (or know of anyone else), I ask that you contact me immediately.

Our pay will be competitive, and we have a small great team in place to work with you.

Thank you so much.

I am looking for a blogger to write daily posts for femalemuscle.com.

I founded Femalemuscle in 1995, a site that has always reflected my passion and amusement with the world of female bodybuilding/fitness and its fetish like followers and participants.

I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Defamer of my genre.

If you are interested in this challenge (or know of anyone else), I ask that you contact me immediately.

Our pay will be competitive, and we have a small great team in place to work with you.

Thank you so much.

--
Lori Braun
www.femalemuscle.com

Nicholas Carlson

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> I didn't know furniture polish could make you so buff.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> Luckily that's just a stunt art project.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> @AuntPeniston: Being held in a basement in Peterhead with a ball-gag in my mouth and tied to a potted palm is my idea of a successful first date. The McMafia leave me alone for that sole reason.

It's nice to read your brain again, smartypants. I went on a big dip for a while there, but it's nice to be back.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> @VirusWithShoes: Hurray! You and your brilliance have returned to us!

We thought you'd been kidnapped by the Scottish mafia and were being held hostage in a basement in Peterhead with a ball gag in your mouth and tied to a potted palm. We were gonna have a bake sale or car wash to raise the ransom, but your cats must've beat us to it.

AuntPeniston

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> I've got the world's worst migraine just looking at all that tension.

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> Good God! She looks like she could EAT me, and have room for dessert! How terribly unattractive. I mean...that's scary.

godisafigment

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> @IBentMyWookie: and bathe in Crisco

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> My eyes! My eyes!

busyness

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> Having an eighteen wheel tractor trailer fall on a child happens more often than you think. She'll be there to toss that 18-wheeler off the child, will you?

In fact, I didn't have to think too long before a practical application for all that muscle came along.

Oh, and intimidating misogynists. She'd probably weird the entire Saudi royal family out something fierce, dressed like that.

8Millionth

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> @KarenUhOh: I just want to chug a quart of Coppertone.

IBentMyWookie

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> I have an overwhelming craving for a blonde pretzel.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> If you guys are that tough, you should be applying for this job:

Company: European Stars and Stripes
Position: Reporter -- cover troops in Iraq, Afghanistan
and beyond
Location: Iraq, Afghanistan, etc., All Locations
Job Status: Temporary
Salary: Not Specified

[www.journalismjobs.com]

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> @Nick Douglas: my apologies.

the cajun boy

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> Is this Paltrow before all of the photoshopping?

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> @VirusWithShoes: Beautiful, I believe I hear angels weeping.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> @Pope John Peeps II: The latter. In "FizzBitch".

saltwatertaffy

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> @Knucklehead Babylon: Actually, that is my mom. I wouldn't mess with her. She eats lightning and shits fear.

Nard

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> Tinsley Mortimer, Happy At Last

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> Geez, I wonder how much she can dead lift doing kegels?

disslexic

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> @saltwatertaffy: Original, or Rocket Edition?

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> @Bell County: Not being able to bench press 350 is like contracting the Ebola virus for my purposes.

ExecutiveIntern

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]>

Can this guy be the next Gawker celeb?

[www.femalemuscle.com]

lothario

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> @the cajun boy: Everyone.

Nick Douglas

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> @scroll_lock: @Nard38: What can I say? I need the work.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> what's the compensation anyway? other than the unlimited supply of powerthirst, i mean.

saltwatertaffy

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> *Note: You will be paid in creatine tablets and bottles of J&J baby oil.

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> @EleanorRigby: Makes me wanna challah.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> last i checked, it's still proper web etiqutte to link to the source.

[richardlawsonsemail.tumblr.com]

or was this something that was sent to everyone?

the cajun boy

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> @VirusWithShoes: Oh how I've missed you, you silly/crazy/funny monster.

Nard

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> @mathnet: so true...thank god it's shabbat and there's still time to eat a challah before pesach. not that this woman would eat challah. but i would gladly eat her portion. in conclusion, this picture makes me want challah.

EleanorRigby

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> @VirusWithShoes: The last seven words were all you needed!

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> If you can get five pageviews for blogging for that site, you will have succeeded in turning it into the Gawker of its genre.

FitnessMadeSimple

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> I love how she started the email with "Dear Gawker Person."

misssgolightly

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> Cassandra Nogroin takes to the stage to the applause of her supporters and family. She is the classic redwood colour we've come to expect - deep, burnished and oiled to perfection. The light literally bounces off her thighs and blinds her nearest competitor, Delores Forearm-Strong. Cassandra's string bikini makes the usual twanging noises as she walks centre-stage, leaving a visible trail of supplements in her wake. Her buttocks tense and her toes grip like talons, splintering the floor itself. She turns and strikes her favourite pose - the "too much time on my man-hands" - and the crowd goes wild as they watch her veins pop out in a sweetly-repulsive tribute to the road-map that led her here today. Her left thigh swells to the size of a fat baby's appetite, while the muscles that appear to support her tiny head give the appearance of something that could grate cheese, if not concrete itself. With a whirl reminiscent of a sentient barbecued-sausage dancing on a grill, she leaves the stage to tumultuous applause, and walks sideways into the dressing room.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> @Colonel Mustard: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> @transomist: @mathnet: Until then, we just have to make due with the RichardLawsonsEmail Tumblr.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> At least the lipstick and mascara keep her from crossing the line into "unfeminine".

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> Is that Emily Brill?

depardoo

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> @Colonel Mustard: Holla!

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> @transomist: YES

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> Lucky 13 is heading for some serious 'roid rage.

Amazing tan line at the base of neck, by the way.

depardoo

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> Honey, the make-up on your face shouldn't be lighter than your man-tan.

I'd be happy to blog for you Ms. Braun, if you don't mind hiring a 60-year-old 180 lb. woman that hasn't gotten off her couch in two years.
But, I have a journalism degree, so I could probably fake it.


miss_msry

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> Can you guys please bring back Glaring Omissions? That may have been my favorite feature.

transomist

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> Please, in the name of all that is holy, let the chick in the photo start dating that pregnant dude.

IBentMyWookie

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> How weird would it be if that was your mom?

Knucklehead Babylon

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> I am experiencing confusing, uncomfortable feelings.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> Her arm looks like a challah.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> When she works out, the machines get tired.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> For my purposes, being scrawny is like succumbing to Lou Gehrig's disease.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> At least you wouldn't have to deal with boss-PMS.

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> "I am heading to the gym every 26 minutes."

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> I prefer the male muscle. Rowwwr.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> I believe her last name to be fake.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> does that head really go with that body?

saltwatertaffy

]]> <![CDATA["I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre."]]> BRAUN?

Conbon

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