<![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me? - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me? - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me?]]> @CaptainFantastic: Bwahahahaha Neneh Cherry -- damn. Just... damn.

donmiguel

]]> <![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me?]]> Doesn't anyone get it? Chinese Democracy will never come to fruition. The political reformation NOR the long awaited G'nR record. Genius when you think about it. Move on. Might I suggest Krokus' Komeback Tour?

HandsomeBwonderful

]]> <![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me?]]> Middle pic on the right! Ali G-inger in da houuuse!

brazenbull

]]> <![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me?]]> @the dreads pic- he's trying to come back as the *new and improved* Milli Vanilli?
Biker shorts totes required.
Apparently though, eye lids are optional.

BowlingAlleyLawyer

]]> <![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me?]]> He should only be pissed if someone mistakes him for Danny Bonaduce.

eban

]]> <![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me?]]> @DonLaFontaine:
OH, snap! you so beat me to it!

Clarissima

]]> <![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me?]]> @SybilDisobedience: Pleased to please.

Yes, now everyone proceed to bury me under another week's worth of quick-witted comments.

AuntPeniston

]]> <![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me?]]> Hey cut Axl some slack. The album is taking so long cause for several years he quit the music industry entirely and started an independent contracting company called "Appetite for Construction.

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cockfightbarmitzvah

]]> <![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me?]]> Neneh Cherry. Awesome.

CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me?]]> Survivorman!

Grogan

]]> <![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me?]]> @AuntPeniston: You have me gasping for air over here. Too bad we already have this week's Commie Noms.

SybilDisobedience

]]> <![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me?]]> all he has to do is come out with Use Your Illusion III and I'll recognize him. til then... he just looks like any other washed up musician.

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me?]]> I wonder if he knew back in the early 90s that he was going to look like this now. Because yikes! That's unfortunate.

Hops

]]> <![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me?]]> Gets so much shit "done" that he looks totally different, then gets pissed when he's not recognized? Fuckin' brilliant.

mainiac

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Is it just me, or does he look just like that FTM porno star Buck Angel with the goatee?
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Right?

themotionintheocean

]]> <![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me?]]> He looks like everyone at 7B and half the people at Sophies sharing a 40-pound beaver facial.

therealgoogle

]]> <![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me?]]> Wait! Slash is in New York??

AndIAmTellingYou

]]> <![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me?]]> OMG! He totes looks like my cousin who has a pig farm and high blood pressure.

AuntPeniston

]]> <![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me?]]> Man, those are some tiny nipples.

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me?]]> i will only care if there is a nipple slip invloved

StrawBerryShortCake

]]> <![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me?]]> Tell you what, AXL, the world will start to recognize you again once you deliver Chinese Democracy. Until then, we'll all ignore you. Thanx.

JudgeFudge

]]> <![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me?]]> Nobody cares about what Danny Bonaduce is up to these days, so why would they care about what his little brother is doing?

DonLaFontaine

]]> <![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me?]]> Profound lack of talent combined with unremitting drug use leads to anonymity? I thought this was America!

Nic Fit

]]> <![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me?]]> I refuse to acknowledge him unless he's wearing the KFC bucket.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Why Don't You Know Me?]]> Axl's fame parallels that of Stephanie Seymour's length of her wedding dress in "November Rain": short, brief, and only appropriate for the early 90s.

tribalpottery

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