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jackparsons — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:29:25 EDT

@jackparsons: Umm... uh... (fap fap fap fap)

jackparsons

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Kelly Kreth — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:06:47 EDT

@skahammer:

Well, thank you!

Kelly Kreth

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tracyflick — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:37:27 EDT

@jackparsons: Relax. I twittered and tumbled and typepadded and beamed and vimeo'd everything AFTER you came. I mean, I do have some decency.

tracyflick

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jackparsons — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:14:52 EDT

@tracyflick: YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE CHECKING YOUR TWITTER, YOU LYING HARLOT!

jackparsons

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MisterHippity — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:53:28 EDT

Pics or it didn't happen.

MisterHippity

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BalknChain — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:50:50 EDT

@scroll_lock: oh, Lord, I almost snorted at that bow chicka wow WOW! We bottomed out long ago, you and I, now we're digging ;)

BalknChain

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tracyflick — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:45:02 EDT

@jackparsons: I do! Didn't you read the blog I posted about just mere moment after you came in my mouth? I couldn't contain my excitment. Finally! Validation!

tracyflick

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skahammer — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:43:06 EDT

This was my first exposure to Kelly Kreth, and after scanning some of the linked posts, I have to admit: A woman who's that obviously adventurous often does exude a certain amount of charm. Possibly not being a New Yorker enables me to appreciate this, or something.

skahammer

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Buzz Killington — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:41:21 EDT

Hector and LaToya? Really? Because I'm not exactly getting a good mental image from those names.

Buzz Killington

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Pop Socket — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:26:36 EDT

Never thought I'd read a girl-on-girl description too lame to be a Forum letter. Thanks for providing a new low.

Pop Socket

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jackparsons — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:08:25 EDT

@tracyflick: Hey, you told me you liked it rough!

jackparsons

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tracyflick — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:00:54 EDT

Oh, wait. I just saw the link. Yeah. Kinda hard to forget it. Stained manties and pink starfishes. Jesus Christ. I used to blog about my sex life , too. Then I noticed a connection between blogging about my sex life and men thinking I was nothing but a slut with a laptop. Fun for about a month then you look around and wonder how come you're alone on a Friday night or at a swinger's party with some guy with a small dick named Hector pulling your head up and down over his knob.

tracyflick

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tracyflick — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:54:25 EDT

@BeRightBack: Remember what?

tracyflick

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BeRightBack — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:44:07 EDT

@tracyflick: Remember this?

BeRightBack

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scroll_lock — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:42:50 EDT

@BalknChain: I LUFF you more! @BalknChain: Straight to DVD. Don't forget to dub the soundtrack this time: bow chicka wow WOW wow wow.

scroll_lock

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BalknChain — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:28:03 EDT

@BalknChain: "video"

BalknChain

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BalknChain — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:27:53 EDT

@scroll_lock: I'm a little low on cash; wanna viseo it this time?

BalknChain

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BalknChain — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:26:18 EDT

@scroll_lock: I looove yooooouuuu *winks*

BalknChain

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scroll_lock — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:07:05 EDT

@BalknChain: **eyes fluttering, rolling back in head**

scroll_lock

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BalknChain — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:54:17 EDT

@scroll_lock: Well, I don't need your brain for my plans for you.

BalknChain

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scroll_lock — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:53:51 EDT

@In Other News...: oooohhhh, YEEEEAAAH, baby! Just like that. For a good time, let's go straight to the F's. Yeah, right there. OOOH, don't stop!

scroll_lock

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scroll_lock — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:52:29 EDT

@BalknChain: Plus, I have dain bramage today.

scroll_lock

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In Other News... — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:48:50 EDT

@scroll_lock:

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AAA Plumbing. (732) 555-1102.

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tracyflick — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:46:41 EDT

Nothing says "professional publicist" like some good ol' fashioned girl on girl kissing. Seriously, you're like what? 40? Could you just fuck Tucker Max and blog about like other attention seeking whores do?

tracyflick

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In Other News... — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:46:22 EDT

Two seconds later, I changed my mind, and decided to watch paint dry.

In Other News...

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BalknChain — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:34:58 EDT

@scroll_lock: Well, that's ok then.

BalknChain

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the supergoddess — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:30:48 EDT

@scroll_lock: BAM BAM!!

the supergoddess

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scroll_lock — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:23:05 EDT

@BalknChain: You know I's just kidding, Balky! Strictly on the hetero team. What you and I do doesn't count.

scroll_lock

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Rumpelstilskin — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:20:52 EDT

Is "&mdash" a new sex trick?

Rumpelstilskin

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BalknChain — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:18:52 EDT

@scroll_lock: ?

BalknChain

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BeRightBack — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:14:41 EDT

Wasn't she just complaining about the stitches from her surgery?

Also: ward to your mother, Kelly.

BeRightBack

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businesspearl — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:08:20 EDT

I hate bitches that call Jersey people "anonyJerseyans"

businesspearl

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scroll_lock — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:07:02 EDT

@the supergoddess: I'll wear my Pebbles Flintstone ponytail!

scroll_lock

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I Don't Get It — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:51:55 EDT

@nanotalent: I'm picturing Link from Mod Squad now.

I Don't Get It

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the supergoddess — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:51:35 EDT

@scroll_lock: I'm wearing my piggietails today... wanna come over? (this is me, resorting to lesbianism!)

the supergoddess

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scroll_lock — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:19:26 EDT

@the supergoddess: That's right, for a true hair-pulling, whiplash should ensue and the puller should leave the pullee with a minor bald spot. Combover Mondays!

scroll_lock

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4Cats — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:16:35 EDT

A post in Mr. Beller's Neighborhood isn't exactly media celebrity whoredom... it's sort of a geo-tagged fiction site, isn't it?

4Cats

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rosaluxembourgeoise — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:13:32 EDT

My head hurt this whole weekend from his massive hand in my hair pulling, like a gardener extracting weeds.

Is this a cadavre exquis written by D.H. Lawrence, Erma Bombeck, and Jerzy Kosinsky?

rosaluxembourgeoise

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scroll_lock — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:11:18 EDT

I'm confused as to who was doing whom, too- but also too bored with this nimrod to demand more silly details. A naked reading of the phone book would be hotter.

scroll_lock

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the supergoddess — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:10:54 EDT

one thing that annoys about these girls is that I get the impression they don't actually know what they're talking about. jesus fuck - if you had truly gotten a good hair pulling your neck would be sore, not your head. (also, hi rebecca!)

the supergoddess

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Pope John Peeps II — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:07:29 EDT

@belltolls: Well, I guess being the mightiest of the losers is something.

Pope John Peeps II

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modelbehavior — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:07:05 EDT

'Probing tongue' just sounds gross to me. Scratch that. Hector and the whole scenario sounds gross to me. And I'm confused, who's LaToya?

modelbehavior

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SeaBassTian — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:03:01 EDT

I did like that last metaphor about pulling hair and extracting weeds. But the fact that he had a "massive hand" seems to be incongruous with the size of his member.

SeaBassTian

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nanotalent — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:02:56 EDT

@sassenach: No, 'et al' is correct—there are Showers and Growers, but there are also Stowers, Lowers, Slowers and Doughers.

I myself am a Fro'er. It's very 70's down there.

nanotalent

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belltolls — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:02:19 EDT

Hector was the mightiest Trojan.

belltolls

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mattymcd — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:01:50 EDT

Her NY Press column is called Outside the Box.

@VirusWithShoes: Agreed.

mattymcd

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Nic Fit — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:56:13 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: speaking of oversharing...

Nic Fit

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KarenUhOh — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:54:42 EDT

Then I changed the channel.

KarenUhOh

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:53:19 EDT

Her empathy for the grower/show-er issue, however, wins her my support.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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roodles — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:53:09 EDT

Showy girl on girl action between heteros is so freshman year of high school drama club. Lame. At least make a sex tape or flash your vag like the rest of the untalented media whores...

roodles

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VirusWithShoes — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:52:41 EDT

This is as sexy as a colonoscopy report.

VirusWithShoes

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sassenach — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:51:52 EDT

I wouldn't hire a writer who doesn't know the difference between "etc." and "et al".

sassenach

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:50:17 EDT

Aww, Kelly.

TheHonJudgeSmails