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Candidates to Appear on Popular Wrestling Program Tonight

oneinsixbillion — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:35:27 EDT

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

oneinsixbillion

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oneinsixbillion — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:35:14 EDT

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

oneinsixbillion

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intothelight — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:06:07 EDT

three words -- president lou albano.

intothelight

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the57chambers — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:57:49 EDT

why cant john mccain say barack properly? it sounds like he is saying "bark obama"

the57chambers

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TheGreenBastard — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:49:48 EDT

Did anyone else notice that McCain essentially rapped his lines? Priceless. I thought I was voting Democratic as usual, but that...that display of brilliance, such a mustering of words...I'm moved to tears, as well as a potential change of heart/mind/ballot.

TheGreenBastard

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sailor — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:00:01 EDT

This is unimaginably depressing.

sailor

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TinyLightning — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:58:24 EDT

handicap match. Hill/Barry v. John M. McCain will win

TinyLightning

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belltolls — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:49:34 EDT

I would like to put all of them in Stepover Toehold Sleeper until Election Day.

belltolls

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fileunder — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:28:05 EDT

@fileunder:
'then'

fileunder

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fileunder — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:27:49 EDT

@donmiguel: @Nard38:
Jimmy 'Superfly' Snuka yhen? He wasn't really from Tonga, was he?

fileunder

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cugat — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:03:54 EDT

Ah, dignity.

cugat

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donmiguel — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:56:58 EDT

@fileunder: Way to rock it old school with Ivan P yo!

donmiguel

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meechybee — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:18:33 EDT

isn't that huckabee with a stache?

(apologies to iron shiek for comparing you to a loud-mouthed fundamentalist.)

meechybee

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luciluce666 — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:02:01 EDT

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: Hence the CAN in that sentence.
:D

luciluce666

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mattymcd — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:53:39 EDT

MCainiacs? Seriously. I'm starting to panic. We are so fucked.

mattymcd

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:30:07 EDT

@luciluce666:
The only thing most of them are registered for is the County Sex Offender Database.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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luciluce666 — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:19:57 EDT

This begs me to wonder... what percentage of this mullet clad mob can and will actually vote?

Because I'm willing to bet that at least half of the wrAstlin' fans registered are going to write in Lars Ulrich from Metallica, and the other half will cop to rival Dave Mustaine.

luciluce666

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BettyCrocker — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:13:48 EDT

@HowardRoarkLaughed: All has been explained via Wikipedia: Guests on The Howard Stern Show are not paid; however, Iron Sheik alluded that he would receive $10,000 from Howard Stern, and actually won $2,500 in a contest referred to as "Anal Ring Toss."

BettyCrocker

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vulturesquadron — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:12:28 EDT

President Dwayne Alozando Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho says "I know shit's bad right now, wid'all that starvin' bullshit. And the duststorms. And we runnin' out of french fries and burrito coverin's."

SOUTH CAROLINA, WASSUP?!

vulturesquadron

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Nard — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:12:22 EDT

@fileunder: Nope. The stupid Constitution says one must be native born to be president. "Polish Power" would be DQ'd. Why do you think Iron Mike Sharpe never ran for president?

Nard

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fileunder — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:06:34 EDT

Ivan Putski's got my vote.

fileunder

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fiveinchtaint — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:57:07 EDT

The Obrahma Bull. I'd imagine The Most Electrifying Man In Sports Entertainment would be on board with that usage.

fiveinchtaint

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HowardRoarkLaughed — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:56:19 EDT

@BettyCrocker: That's the Iron Sheik, a freaking legend.

Bow to your master!!!

HowardRoarkLaughed

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harvey_wallpaper — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:55:03 EDT

@BalknChain: it smells like her own goose.

thank you, thank you. and, yes, i am auditioning at the open call for 'the capitol steps' cast.

harvey_wallpaper

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:54:31 EDT

Brilliant accompanying photo, Pareene.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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BalknChain — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:54:22 EDT

I guess it should be "Do you smell what the Barack is cookin'?"

BalknChain

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BettyCrocker — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:54:20 EDT

Re: the picture: since when does the WWE sponsor Iranian gay bear porn? I mean, we know they do the Amreican kind. Did Vince McMahon develop a sudden taste for falafel?

BettyCrocker