<![CDATA[Can't Wait For Tomorrow's 'Post' Headline - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Can't Wait For Tomorrow's 'Post' Headline - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Can't Wait For Tomorrow's 'Post' Headline]]> ...argh I meant "when" the word 'Post' is in quotations and....stupid, sexy internet.

CopyofBlueboy

]]> <![CDATA[Can't Wait For Tomorrow's 'Post' Headline]]> I love that the word 'Post' is in quotations, as if that may not be the paper's actual name.

CopyofBlueboy

]]> <![CDATA[Can't Wait For Tomorrow's 'Post' Headline]]> HAZMAT Depends.

StabbyFerosh

]]> <![CDATA[Can't Wait For Tomorrow's 'Post' Headline]]> Holy Water Shocker, Batman: Man Dips Fingers into Death!

it takes a lot to laugh

]]> <![CDATA[Can't Wait For Tomorrow's 'Post' Headline]]> Slippery Slope: Fuddy Duddy Duped and Doped by HOOKER.

Knucklehead Babylon

]]> <![CDATA[Can't Wait For Tomorrow's 'Post' Headline]]> And A dRAMBO of Poison For The Lady

TerseNursePornstein

]]> <![CDATA[Can't Wait For Tomorrow's 'Post' Headline]]> Hope it's not Tylenol again. It's really the only thing that helps with my cramps.

LikeKilled

]]> <![CDATA[Can't Wait For Tomorrow's 'Post' Headline]]> And if the brown liquid turns out to be mundane body castoff,

SLOPE DOPE? NOPE

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Can't Wait For Tomorrow's 'Post' Headline]]> @SidAndFinancy: Popeless Mope in Dopeful Despair?

it takes a lot to laugh

]]> <![CDATA[Can't Wait For Tomorrow's 'Post' Headline]]> Slope Mope Can't Cope Sans Pope, Takes Dope

SidAndFinancy

]]> <![CDATA[Can't Wait For Tomorrow's 'Post' Headline]]> Sloper's Doped

nowmedusa

]]> <![CDATA[Can't Wait For Tomorrow's 'Post' Headline]]> Geritatric + Gentrification = Cyanide Suicide

Park Slope Stroller Nazis Strike Again, 1 Dead

Codger Dead, Brownstone On Market For 1.5.

Q. Dear Barbara Corcoran: I would like to buy a brownstone in Park Slope, but there is so little inventory. What to do?

A: Reader: Make it look like an accident.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Can't Wait For Tomorrow's 'Post' Headline]]> "Cyanide and the Olds: Going Downhill Faster."

it takes a lot to laugh

]]> <![CDATA[Can't Wait For Tomorrow's 'Post' Headline]]> @VirusWithShoes: Sorry, no snide joke for cyanide folk.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Can't Wait For Tomorrow's 'Post' Headline]]> HAZ GOT POISON

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Can't Wait For Tomorrow's 'Post' Headline]]> TedSez?

VirusWithShoes

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