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Lindsay Lohan's Facebook Page

Streeter — Thu, 22 May 2008 20:27:54 EDT

Just a bunch of Barfola.

Streeter

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Gemma — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:37:19 EDT

Awh damn now she probably won't accept my friends request. The real Ali Lohan and Ally Hilfiger did though, they must be desperate.

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surreal — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:27:40 EDT

@surreal: Ugh, and now that I bothered to read the article, apparently a lot of my observations have already been mentioned. In any event, I think my "Lauren Conrad" sleuthing remains a unique contribution to the dialogue.

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surreal — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:24:32 EDT

@surreal: I should add that judging from the various Miley Cyruses listed as friends of "Lauren Conrad," I in no way mean to imply that she is the "real" Lauren Conrad.

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surreal — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:22:06 EDT

@stinsen: I don't know - I guess I don't have any reason to think it's not. The old profile pictures were kind of random, low res and definitely not picked to draw attention to her identity. The one shown above was probably the most obvious. Her friends included Hiilary Duff (spelled that way), Lauren Conrad, Ally Hilfiger, and Marc Jacobs.

BUT I just did a little investigation and discovered that her profile is back, but it's locked and you can't view friends anymore. This [www.facebook.com] is the Lauren Conrad that "Lindsay Ronson" was friends with. "Lindsay Ronson" is back in that Lauren Conrad's friends, and the profile picture on the account is one of the alternative profile pictures I'd seen in the original "Lindsay Ronson." Note that there is a new fake "Lindsay Ronson" using the picture shown above, but that "Lindsay Ronson" has no friends.

The good news: the original "Lindsay Ronson" is still poke-able, friend-able and message-able!

surreal

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gama-gama-hey — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:09:50 EDT

and just like that the page is gone!

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kylo4 — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:14:21 EDT

She might have to make a new Facebook now after 1000's of horny guys add her.

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lksksh — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:54:13 EDT

I think this was real, yo. She was friends with an Aliana Lohan (looked legit) and Farrah Britney A. (who looked suspiciously like *F*abiola *B*eracasa. Okay, so it was a slow day at work).

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stinsen — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:25:45 EDT

@surreal: So you saw the page? Do you think it was real?

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surreal — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:46:00 EDT

@LeGagneur: yeah, or deleted - i checked it out before (totally open to ny, ny network) and now it's gone

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LeGagneur — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:35:21 EDT

I tried looking her up, and got nothing. Does she have her privacy settings all the way up?

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PandoraSpocks — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:25:15 EDT

Over 22,000 hits on this?

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vulturesquadron — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:08:21 EDT

Actually, I take it back...this can't be fake. There is a kind of authenticity to the 4th-grade-level comments that can't be faked.

vulturesquadron

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BalknChain — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:03:59 EDT

@Pope John Peeps II:I was thinking precisely that. I was actually going to say that you were probably one of those kids that said that into a mirror. hee hee ;)

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vulturesquadron — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:00:33 EDT

@EleanorRigby: This fake profile is pretty dumb, but this video of Lauren Hastings is HIlarious. What a classy group of ladies! [www.buzznet.com]

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maliciousfallacy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:57:01 EDT

@pureblarney: I'm not a die-hard, but I am Jezzy enough to appreciate your pluralization of Jezebelles. Makes me feel like a classy lady!

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Pope John Peeps II — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:55:30 EDT

@BalknChain: I know. It's like saying "Bloody Mary" into a mirror 3 times. Haha.

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BalknChain — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:35:44 EDT

@Pope John Peeps II: Now look what you've done! They're here!

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KitKatC — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:28:27 EDT

I SOOOOooooo want to play scrabulous with her! Like right now.

KitKatC

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What it is — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:28:00 EDT

hahaha - "no YOU'RE looking thick!" "no YOU ARE!"

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BAngieB — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:19:08 EDT

@Pope John Peeps II: But that doesn't describe me. You poor thing, you STILL don't get it.

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geniusscientist — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:16:50 EDT

The Daily News (which all the gossip blogs are quoting today) said she looked "drowsy" when she left the Hawaiian Tropic Zone on Saturday at 4am. I'm with Linds, it's sort of okay to be "drowsy" at 4am, that doesn't mean one is drunk.

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I Will Not Stop Feeding My Fat Baby — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:15:14 EDT

Profile buhleeted? I think it was for realsies.

I Will Not Stop Feeding My Fat Baby

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Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:06:13 EDT

Shit double post coming your way ...

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

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PrettyBitch — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:05:40 EDT

Sigh. I'm sad that I know this, but...

I think the "4:30am" is in reference to some photos that appeared in gossip columns today showing her looking less than....coming out of a club. Accused her of being drunk - she might be trying to say she was reals tired.

Maybe my timeline is wrong. But that's my interpretation.

PrettyBitch

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Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:05:22 EDT

@Pope John Peeps II: Oh but Popey, you seem to be obsessed with the Jezebels you "see" on the internet.

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

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Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:01:48 EDT

@Pope John Peeps II: Oh but Popey you seem to be obsessed with Jezebels you've only witnessed on the internet.

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izzodee544 — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:53:13 EDT

@PopCultureSavant:I'm pretty sure the term is "friending"... god get your facebook dialect down.

izzodee544

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izzodee544 — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:51:32 EDT

@bess marvin, girl detective: ditto. brilliant.

izzodee544

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Pope John Peeps II — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:33:50 EDT

@BAngieB: Yes, I would be one of those people who doesn't get morbidly obsessed with strangers who I've seen on television.

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MisterHippity — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:26:44 EDT

"It was 430 am" means it doesn't count because it was so late. It's sort of like the "five second rule."

She's really saying: "Give me a break! It was 4:30 AM! I'd made it over 20 hours without a drink, but i needed to make the shakes stop for a little while so I could at least get some sleep!"

MisterHippity

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PopCultureSavant — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:15:50 EDT

im totally befriending her RIGHT NOW

then sending her shitloads of bumper stickers so we can be BFFs

PopCultureSavant

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BAngieB — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:59:06 EDT

@Pope John Peeps II: Bless your heart, you must be one of those people who don't get it.

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Queen Of Diamonds — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:55:50 EDT

Totally asked to be her friend...

IDK my BFF Lindsay

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ArtfulSlinger — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:53:04 EDT

@Lazy Line Painter Jane: She has a few peeps from our hometown too that are her actual friends. There are two chicks, her hometown besties, that are missing, but it seems like she just joined, so who knows.

Im thinking this is for realz.

ArtfulSlinger

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hamburgerhotdog — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:49:40 EDT

I can believe the powder, the cigarettes, and the diet coke in that last picture but there's no way any Hollywood starlet would eat four slices of bread.

hamburgerhotdog

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NightElfMohawk — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:48:32 EDT

If she shows up on Mob Wars, she'll be no part of my Mob. We'll gang up and put a hit on her Mob Wars persona. Ha!

NightElfMohawk

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hilltheactor — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:43:23 EDT

Why are you all so mean to this girl?? I dont get it..I enjoy gossip as much as the next guy..But when your dealing with addicts..who have no control over their impulsive behavior..compassion should be the rule of the day...treatment is what they need..not gossip terrorism

hilltheactor

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dummyfakeroller — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:41:50 EDT

Perhaps 430 am is the 4/20 of alcohol. Mayhaps she was just celebrating the end of prohibition that was inflicted upon her by AA meetings. I salute you, LL.

dummyfakeroller

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StabbyFerosh — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:40:49 EDT

@StabbyFerosh:
Meh
[thesuperficial.com]

StabbyFerosh

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Cannot Find Server — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:39:41 EDT

I'm proud to say that I the same number of than her, although I'm not sure this will be the case now that the secret's out. But it should be about even again once my Facebook name is revealed on Fleshbot.

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pureblarney — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:39:26 EDT

@Pope John Peeps II: Die-hard Jezebelles give me a headache. A big headache.

pureblarney

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StabbyFerosh — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:38:33 EDT

Keepin' my Lil Lilo clean since, well this morning.
I have a job.
Besides - where's the "feelin' stabby" feature?

StabbyFerosh

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Spirit Fingers — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:20:29 EDT

Lohan on Facebook = sad

The two Coreys on Facebook trying to drum up support for The Lost Boys 2 = sadder

And yet, Lohan has something to aspire to.

Spirit Fingers

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DorothyMantooth — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:14:35 EDT

I ain't buyin' it, neither.
Mainly because I think the "real" LiLo's FB page would be a veritable repository of pics of her. This one only has the 1.

DorothyMantooth

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bess marvin, girl detective — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:09:13 EDT

@BAngieB: i will use the term "lohanigans" in a sentence today, i swear

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Lazy Line Painter Jane — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:08:19 EDT

I dunno, I think this one might be the real deal...I know some of the people she's friends with and they are LA-sceney people. Unless the new thing is making fake profiles for non-famous LA hipsters and then facebook friending fake profiles of famous LA hipsters, this profile is real real real.

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Calraigh — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:07:00 EDT

@flynnchick: Seriously though, if she asked herself that question?Imagine the vortex that would create.It would have far-reaching scientific implications.I don't think any of us is ready for that yet.

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ExecutiveIntern — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:06:55 EDT

Bad - that I have a mutual friend with her.
Worse - that he's from the Nassau County, NY network.

I will never escape LI...

ExecutiveIntern

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sell_out — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:06:16 EDT

who is lindsay hastings and why is she talking smack?

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Calraigh — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:00:11 EDT

I think ''it was 4.30 a.m'' may be a political statement of some kind, on Lindsay's part.However I thought that the first comment on her page was, ''Let's play rice'', so this may not be true.

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flossy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:59:08 EDT

I'm a little disappointed that she hasn't fully customized her page to be totally Lohan-centric. Why, apart from Lil' Lohan application, I think she might enjoy the Lindsay Lohan status app, the "Lindsay Lohan: American Hero" group and of course, Dope Wars (join my cartel, Lindsay!).

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monkeyhead — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:52:26 EDT

Amateur! She doesn't even have "What vegetable are you?" on her facebook page. Meh.

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contradicto — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:50:51 EDT

Ha! I poked her and didn't even contract anything.

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mattymcd — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:49:25 EDT

@Monstrosa: Suddenly, all I could think of was a Miracle Worker-esque situation involving this commenter beaming with glee when Linds finally gets out "Wah Wah!"

mattymcd

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BAngieB — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:49:07 EDT

I'm calling Lohanigans on this profile...she doesn't even have a "My Lil Lohan" to give gifts to.

BAngieB

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Mike_Jahn — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:47:43 EDT

@Pope John Peeps II: And more freckles.

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Pope John Peeps II — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:44:44 EDT

@Pope John Peeps II: If there's one thing we can all agree on about Lindsay lohan, it's that she could use from fresh hair.

Pope John Peeps II

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Pope John Peeps II — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:44:07 EDT

Oh my lord Gawkers, the Jez comments on this story are pricelessly creepy. Creepily priceless?

"by ♥ dosido ☮ at 09:15 AM Reply *
I just wish I could whisk Lindsay up and take her to the country for a few months. You know, let her hang out with behbeh lambs and behbeh cows and get her fingers in the dirt and feed bunnies and stuff."

"by BAngieB at 11:18 AM Reply *
While I appreciate everyone's willingness to help her, it is MY job to whisk my pretty, pretty girl away for lots of fresh hair, home-baked cookies, and hairbrushing."

Lordy lordy.

Pope John Peeps II

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Monstrosa — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:42:11 EDT

if you're updating your facebook status at 7:49 am...hmmm.

Monstrosa

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BlondeGrlz — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:41:11 EDT

@MyMuffinTop: She's boycotting until they agree to accept 'adequite' as a word.

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hamburgerhotdog — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:38:50 EDT

She's in the Mexican network?

Total dealer hook-up.

hamburgerhotdog

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Pope John Peeps II — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:38:36 EDT

She's going to Coachella? With Cory Kennedy??

Ohhh... coachella....

*he says, with tragic wistfulness over long lost nobility*

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bess marvin, girl detective — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:37:54 EDT

i misread that maddox friend of hers to be maddox jolie-pitt but of course ange and braddy would never let their brood near the evil computer.

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b4nt4 — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:36:29 EDT

oh man if you click on jason preston's page, topanga from boy meets world posted on his wall, ahh hahahhaha

b4nt4

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J.D.Regent — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:34:51 EDT

@EleanorRigby: it's a girl she used to live with whose clothes she stole. facebook told me.

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I Think It's A Pomeranian — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:34:02 EDT

@izzodee544: it only counts if the fake lindsay lohan got you drugs.

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ElleL — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:33:27 EDT

She needs to add the Happy Hour app, so I can send her a bottled water. :)

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j_dot — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:30:46 EDT

learning that we have no mutual internet friends really made my day. not that i expected us to.

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Style3000 — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:30:35 EDT

oh Snap. Lauren Hastings said she was looking pretty thick. they should send the digital drink gift things to each other to make up.

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semiserious — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:29:31 EDT

@EleanorRigby: Lauren Hastings is the model who claimed Lindsay stole $10k worth of her clothes.

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izzodee544 — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:29:23 EDT

@I_Think_Its_A_Pomeranian: I was in a fake lindsay lohan's top friends on myspace for a while. I have no idea how it happened. I hope that wasn't my 15 minutes.

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maliciousfallacy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:28:58 EDT

@VoxPopuli: I don't buy it either.

I'm going to 'refrain myself from saying what's really on my mind' about that unintelligible garbage.

maliciousfallacy

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izzodee544 — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:28:41 EDT

@semiserious: I totes have a lil lohan... my friend just gave her some banana quik and now she's "back in rehab"... rough day.

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I Think It's A Pomeranian — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:28:39 EDT

at least she's not a myspace whore. facebook is so much more classy.

I Think It's A Pomeranian

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izzodee544 — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:27:42 EDT

she definitely got drugs for that cameron guy.

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semiserious — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:27:34 EDT

@VoxPopuli: You don't buy that Lindsay Lohan could total fuck something so simple up and/or be a total attention whore?

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semiserious — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:26:50 EDT

@MyMuffinTop: I bet her favorite facebook app is BWE's My Lil Lohan.

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VoxPopuli — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:26:01 EDT

Awww... I wish this were real, but the profile's not even set to private, so I don't buy it.

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EleanorRigby — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:24:32 EDT

and who is this lauren hastings starting shit on her wall?

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KristaJulieva — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:24:16 EDT

I believe the "430 am" is meant as clarification of the profile picture, which could, to the unsympathetic viewer, be viewed as a bacchanalian.

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MyMuffinTop — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:23:39 EDT

Do you think she likes Scrabulous?

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EleanorRigby — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:23:25 EDT

screengrab of lauren conrad's profile next please. and i think it says something about her "career" when she has time for facebook status updates...

EleanorRigby

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tribalpottery — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:22:40 EDT

The CDC should be notified about this.

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mattymcd — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:21:38 EDT

I had really thought Cory Kennedy had ceased from existence. I'm not saying that making a cameo on LiLo's facebook wall is existing, but it still makes me upset.

mattymcd