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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/382564/obama-promises-gravity-will-still-exist-in-his-administration#c5318089">FitnessMadeSimple</A>: <BR>It's not that a young conservative has no heart; it just seems like that's the time to be idealistic enough to believe in liberal causes.</P> <p>meerkat</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5315755">The Real JR</a>: DISENFRANCHISEMENT! This is an outrage.</p>
<p>@<a href="#c5316364">meerkat</a>: They say if you're young and conservative, you have no heart...but I like to think I'm a nice guy.</p> <p><a href="n/a">FitnessMadeSimple</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/382564/obama-promises-gravity-will-still-exist-in-his-administration#c5314373">FitnessMadeSimple</A>: <BR>18 seems too young to be a Republican... plenty of time for that in your 70's and 80's.</P> <p>meerkat</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/382564/obama-promises-gravity-will-still-exist-in-his-administration#c5314027">Pope John Peeps II</A>: As a Porbli, I am ever-ready to take offense. Our color is cyan and our banner is elliptical.</P> <p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/freshbakedbluegrass">Mediahohoho</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5314373">FitnessMadeSimple</a>: Same thing happened to me. I've been a registered Dem since 18. Voted for Bloomberg twice. Now after the last Primary when they didn't find my name in the book, they rejected my paper ballot saying I wasn't registered.</p>
<p>WTH?</p> <p>The Real JR</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I just found out last week that I'm also not a registered member of any of America's political parties.  I registered as a Republican when I turned 18 and voted numerous times since, but the New York Board of Elections apparently got tired of me voting for Republicans after I voted for Faso in 06 and decided to call backsies on my franchise.  Got a letter after this year's New York primary that there is no record of me being or having been a registered voter in New York.  Good old electoral system.</p> <p><a href="n/a">FitnessMadeSimple</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <title><![CDATA[Obama Promises Gravity Will Still Exist in His Administration]]></title>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/382564/obama-promises-gravity-will-still-exist-in-his-administration#c5313544">TheHonJudgeSmails</A>: Well, no. Unless "porb" is a word to you, or something?</P> <p><a href="n/a">Pope John Peeps II</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5313013">Pope John Peeps II</a>: I am not a registered member of any of America's political parties.</p>
<p>I do end up voting for Republicans, most of the time, however, so I understand your thinking.</p>
<p>I just wanted to understand if "Reporblican" had any meaning beyond the funny spelling.</p> <p><a href="http://gawker.com/5004089/">TheHonJudgeSmails</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/382564/obama-promises-gravity-will-still-exist-in-his-administration#c5312803">TheHonJudgeSmails</A>: Aren't you a republican? This:@<A href="http://gawker.com/382564/obama-promises-gravity-will-still-exist-in-his-administration#c5311744">TheHonJudgeSmails</A>: means that the politicians that Stewart makes fun of (by and large republicans of the current administration) should in fact be taken very seriously. I assumed you were a fan.</P>
<P>Oh, or did you mean that in the opposite way, as in we should be taking their incompetence and boobery very seriously?? Oh I don't know.</P>
<P>Anyhow, funny typing ensued. Family fun was had.</P> <p><a href="n/a">Pope John Peeps II</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/382564/obama-promises-gravity-will-still-exist-in-his-administration#c5312803">TheHonJudgeSmails</A>: I believe he's saying Republicans are killer robots or something of the sort.</P> <p><a href="n/a">Bell County</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5312429">Pope John Peeps II</a>: Parse that for me, please?</p> <p><a href="http://gawker.com/5004089/">TheHonJudgeSmails</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/382564/obama-promises-gravity-will-still-exist-in-his-administration#c5311744">TheHonJudgeSmails</A>: Oh Reporblicans. Ya'll's r so cute. It's like you think yer peeples or somethan.</P> <p><a href="n/a">Pope John Peeps II</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5311884">Mediahohoho</a>: Hear, hear!</p>
<p>@<a href="#c5311900">FitnessMadeSimple</a>: I will be forced to reach acroooooos the room with my straw and drink yours, I'm afraid.</p> <p><a href="http://gawker.com/5004089/">TheHonJudgeSmails</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5311744">TheHonJudgeSmails</a>: Can we be friends?  Maybe go for a milkshake or something one of these days?</p> <p><a href="n/a">FitnessMadeSimple</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/382564/obama-promises-gravity-will-still-exist-in-his-administration#c5311744">TheHonJudgeSmails</A>: As evidenced by the absolute deference with which he treats John "Walnuts" McCain.</P> <p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/freshbakedbluegrass">Mediahohoho</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Um, isn't it, like, against the law to post Daily Show clips?</P> <p>Social Crimer</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>"We've got two strong candidates going at it."</p>
<p>Barry, baby, please don't do that to my imagination.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Theda_Bara</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Jon Stewart's respect for a politician is inversely proportional to the level at which he or she should be taken seriously.</p> <p><a href="http://gawker.com/5004089/">TheHonJudgeSmails</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>good job prez</P> <p><a href="http://boozeandlies.blogspot.com">izzodee544</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Must be love -- wearing the same tie.</p> <p>bytememehard</p>]]></description>
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