<![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> @vulturesquadron: I prefer to take "er what" to be vernacular written phonetically a la Mark Twain or the correspondence of Ezra Pound, rather than an error. But then I have a funny habit of regarding Lindsey as being, like the Pope, infallible.

KristaJulieva

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> She looks like Britney Spears worst half.

ChampsWife

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> @roodles: Except I'm a woman. And I stole it. Probably from here.

But thank you!

CopyofBlueboy

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> @LVP: I know, I noticed that. As long as that thing doesn't have its own status update, it's ok. We've all seen it too many times to care.

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> @CopyofBlueboy: "twatwaffle"? I tip my hat to you sir, superlative word!

roodles

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> That first picture. It looks like shes holding up her dress with her right hand and not wearing any underwear. Her naughty bit is in clear view.

LVP

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> She is her mother's daughter!

ge90036

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> Wow. She spelled 'or' wrong. WOW.

vulturesquadron

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> @Style3000: ...and Lilo manages to spell "tonight" in that same message.

Am I the only human being in this God-forsaken earth who never liked this twatwaffle? She's never been talented and she's never had potential. She had charisma when she was eight, and that's as far as it went.

CopyofBlueboy

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> That's one classy broad!

America's sweeheart, the next Kate Hepburn!

Sky's the limit, YOU GO GIRL!

nevermind.

Fishman

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> @Spirit Fingers: Extra commas and lack of sentence connectors aside, I dare say Lohan couldn't do better. We'll take solace in that.

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> Good to see the New School's in the house. I was beginning to think there was no one of note, who attended, but apparently there's one and he's wall to wall to Lohan. Actually, maybe that doesn't count.

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> "er wut" shall now be part of all my internet communiques. An example follows:
"Eddie, lost you at the bar last night, did you fall in the toilet..er wut???!"
I can continue but you all get the point.

Style3000

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> Sorry, feeling all Seinfeld right now. Remember the episode where he gave his girlfriend's bellybutton a voice. Yep, the camel toe is talking. Heelllooo, la la la..

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> Definite proof that LiLo is Lesbianese.

I reserve my communications in junior-high-abbreviation dialect for those who've seen my undertoe.

Social Crimer

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> I wanna join Tomik's party!

Phyllis Nefler

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> The embers of human empathy must still burn in me, because I feel bad that her attempt to have a simple, humble facebook profile has been thwarted.

Moment passed! Can you believe that cam toe?!

KristaJulieva

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> I predict that Linday's Wall-to-Wall With Jason Preston will eventually be a feature film.

StonedAndDethroned

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> @Richard: no worries, i figured as much. just had to remark.

EleanorRigby

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> I like the juxtaposition of that bald man's head and her control top camel toe.

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> Can someone explain the 'u bus tables @ starbucks' to me? Is that dealer-code or something?

vulturesquadron

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> @EleanorRigby: I didn't take 'em.

Richard

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> Pauly Shore made the cut? Why does that not surprise me?

Sargasm

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> This video of Lauren Hastings wishing Lindsay a speedy recovery is my new benchmark for 'vicious bitch': [laurenhastings.buzznet.com]

vulturesquadron

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> @Sarcastro: that's okay; I read it as 'pathos'

SnarkTwain

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> windows internet explorer provided by yahoo, Richard? really!??!

EleanorRigby

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> @Sarcastro: or, "pantyhose," if you're into spelling.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> That Casey Neistat's kind of a mean guy, blabbing his friends' intimate secrets in a Wall posting. He even names names!

crotchety

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> There's all kinds of crazy stuff happening at Four Hundred and 30 a.m.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> Bar girls I have known. All that's missing is a pool table and a guy named Eddie with a pickup truck.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> Party hos in pantyhoes.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> @KarenUhOh: I think they are Tic Tacs she's going to pick up with her snatch - yeah, too early for that one right?

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> @KarenUhOh: Yeah - where can you get cigarettes as big as your head? I've been searching for these for years.

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> Does anyone know why the man she's giving birth to has a pushpin stuck in his forehead?

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> from "Lindsay Ronson" (HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA):

"babe u goin tonight er wut? did u get ahold of j s?"

That's pretty funny. Not as funny as her incoherent and badly spelled text message after Altman's death, but still kind of funny in a really annoying, cocaine-addled, uneducated, spoiled, herpes-ridden, rode hard, overrated to begin with sort of way.

CopyofBlueboy

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> @lurkystars:

And she grew a peen in those panty hos.

miss_msry

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> none of your images are working on internet explorer version 7.0.57.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Twerpsichore

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> @winniecooper: Wait - you need an excuse for that? Is this why I often have subways cars to myself?

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> Nothing says "sober" like hiking up your dress and pulling a lighter out of your control-top pantyhose with your finger-less-glove-clad hands. Stay strong, Miss Ronson!

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> I hope "430 am!" is also an excuse for adjusting your control top Leggs in public.

Caroline Meeber

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> Is she walking around in control top pantyhose? If so, that is NOT an improvement over the leggings.

lurkystars

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> What does her Linked In profile look like?

BadUncle

]]> <![CDATA[LiLo Facebook Recap, Now With Wall Postings!]]> That cigarette's actually four and a half feet long.

KarenUhOh

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