<![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> I'm hella late to this, but I've been in a haze of sleep-deprivation-cum-plague fugue for most of this week. (Yay!)

But, uh, totally not all of us are nameless, faceless, or otherwise anonymous. I use my real name and my avatar is my real face and also it's entirely possible to get to my Facebook, which is even more specifically identifying, with something like three clicks from any one of my comments? And I know I'm not the only one like this.

So, in conclusion, shut up Kevin Sorbo.

Cory

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Good on you Greg for drawing people's attention to Gawker and its commenters! What a doofus.

And on Tony, cancer is never pleasant but at least it's mostly treatable and potentially curable. There is no cure for being blown apart by a bomb, as is the case for countless thousands of Iraqis.

mz_wysiwyg

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> i've already said it once before today, but i'll say it again. some of the commenters on this site should be ashamed of themselves for what they're saying about tony snow. and i don't want to hear the 'we shouldn't be prohibited from criticizing him just because he's sick' bullshit. some of the comments on the original post and on this post were gratuitous, vindictive and cold-hearted. you know who you are, and you should be ashamed of yourselves for such excessive cruelty.

intothelight

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @Mediahohoho: ...er, affecting him in any way...long day.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @Priam: Hah! I've been banned three times, too. Funny club it is. You'd be surprised how many of us there are. I think it amuses the editors and makes them feel good when they let us back in.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @Spirit Fingers: Can we use it as a verb too?

To Gutfeld: 1. to use multiple logical fallacies in a single rant; 2. to annoy to the point of boredom

Man, the candidate really gutfelded his way through that debate!

Last night's episode of Gossip Girl totes gutfelded me.

seejanewrite

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @Priam: Gawker is free to run their website any way they want, so far as I'm concerned. If they want to ban me, then that's their privilege. I certainly won't lose any sleep over it if they do.

Swifter

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @Swifter: Well, to be honest, commenting on Gawker against the grain can get you banned. It's happened to me 3 times so far. Pareene is a little heavy on the ban stick. Then again I am sure Gutfeld probably does the same thing on his forums if he has them. People can speak freely only if the mods agree with what they say. If people weren't gettting banned and having comments deleted, neither side would get a reputation for a being a bastion of left or right thought, and that's what brings in the ad money.

Priam

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Finally, let me just say that the idea that the words anyone wrote about Tony Snow in the commenting box on a blog is just silly. I mean, come on, can we just assume the dude has a lot more on his plate right now?

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @Mediahohoho:you mean MJ Fox wasn't "playing up" his Parkinson's tremors?

HeyThatsMyBike

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Well, I post pictures of my tits and ass in bikinis here on Gawker. If that's somehow cowardly, as SuperGoddess says, let's see you nut down with some pics of your own smeggy jubblies, PinkEye.

(Actually, let's really not see that. Ever.)

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]>

Dear Mr. Gutfeld,

I take you up on your pathetic challenge to the Gawker community. My name is Paul Scholz, I live in Seattle, Washington, and you can contact me at swifterone@hotmail.com if you want to set up a duel or something. I certainly don't need to create a false sense of power and achievement that's missing in my marginal life. We all have you for that every night at 12pm Pacific time.

I disagree with you, and if that makes me worse than Hitler in the tunnel vision of your narrow eyes, let me inform you that I spent six years in the US Army so that the people on Gawker would have the freedom to post anonymously and so that you could go forth every night and make your vapid assumptions on national TV. I'm glad you enjoy exercising your freedom. I paid your dues for you, along with millions of other Americans, men and women, straight and gay, with the courage to stand up and serve their country.

And just so every Gawker commenter doesn't go unscathed, I agree with you, Mr. Gutfeld, that kicking a man with the courage of Tony Snow when he is down in completely reprehensible. Just so the Gawker community doesn't feel left out, let me add the following:

• Despite Julia Allison's ethical shortcomings, I admire her for persevering in the face of all this criticism.
• I think Mary Rambin is adorable.
• I regret that George Bush is our President.
• I'm voting for John McCain. Deal with it.
• If you want to be gay, or straight, or bi, or whatever you want, that's completely fine with me. Do what makes you happy so long as you don't hurt anyone else. If you want to get married, more power to you.
• I believe in evolution, and the salvation of Christ.
• Sometimes I watch Fox News, but with the same sense of disgust I get while watching MSNBC.
• While highly attractive to me in a visceral sense, I think Julie Banderas is the Dark Fox Ice Princess of Doom. She should tip the baristas.
• I wrote the Commander McBragg stories on Gawker. There, I said it. You can read more of them at [mcbragg.tumblr.com.] You won't like some of them, but I certainly have the courage to tell you in this very public forum that I wrote them.

So, Mr. Gutfeld, if you want to "do something about it" please feel free to let me know. I will try to accommodate you at my earliest convenience.

Swifter

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> I seem to remember that most people yesterday, including me were being pretty decent about Tony Snow's illness.

I used to lust over Sorbo in Andromeda until the series got too terrible to balance the hotness.

SSteele

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> His Truman Capote impression is stellar...

Oh, wait, that's his real voice??

FreshTyn

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @it takes a train to cry: And 39 of those comments are just his sock puppets.

The other one is from his mom who is about to die...of embarrassment.

Tony Snow has cancer. Probably terminal. It is sad, but this can all be reconciled by the baby Jesus/Bill O'Relly's Loofa if he can take just a few of those cancerous Tony Snow cells and place them within the body cavities and brains of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.

(If he also wants to throw a few in the bloated body of Roger Ailes and in the Shar Pei face of Rupert Murdoch, I wouldn't object, but one mustn't be too greedy.)

Not Greggy, though! First we must grant him a tiny fraction of a rating point, and then we dine!

Enjoy your efame, Greg. Now 10x as many people know about your cable access show. BTW, Uncle Floyd just called, he wants his time slot back.

McCheeburger

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> I don't know what the problem is. It could have been a Jezebel post, then all the commenters would have said hepatocellular carcinoma leaves you looking "bloated".

drugman

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Isn't Greg Gutfield the Morton Downey Jr. of Fox? If yes, he's due for some cancer in short order.

Ooops, I'm sorry I said that, if Greg died a horrible cancer death, what would fill that important timeslot he currently occupies? Oh, right, infomercials.

Good riddance douchebag.

the-cubicle-dweller

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> 3am on Fox? Damn-that grave can't get any deeper.

Durannie

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> also, ask him when he's going to talk about john mccain, also known as mcsame and mcbush this:

does he he believe, as the hagee preacher who endorsed him said at the time and said again last week, that New Orleans' sinfulness is responsible for the damage inflicted by the hurricane

c'mon, ask him

let's all ask him

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @McCheeburger: Not only that - he only got 40 or so comments when he posted this on his blog. He hasn't even learned how to make pretend controversy work for him!

it takes a lot to laugh

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @McCheeburger: tell it

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> And at least we didn't actually put the cancer in Snow. The same can't be said for Bush and his cronies. What they put in this country is much, much worse than that, and to say that Fox news has "cheered on" the Republican agenda as they infected our country is an understatement.

In the end, I actually feel a little shortchanged. I wished much worse than cancer on Mr. Snow and everyone else, but I'll take what I can get. We are in a recession, after all.

StonedAndDethroned

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> tony snow is a bad man
tony snow has cancer
i don't feel sorry for him at all

if that's wrong i don't want to be right

also, none of those killed in iraq have been restored to life, and none of the maimed have been restored to health

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> I'm rethinking my position. The man has a valid point. I wish I knew who to punch out.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Greg,

You useless sniveling apologist cunt (with what a 4 AM time slot on FUX?) you want a piece of me, fatboy stupid?

Post your email address here and we'll arranger a get together for "lunch", Ailes breath.

Cordially,
O'Reilly's Loofa

McCheeburger

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @the cajun boy: and why couldn't noelle hancock have been a guest on THIS night?!

the cajun boy

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> I don't say anything on here that I wouldn't say to anyones face. And a lot of commenters aren't anonymous, I think my profile page has my myspace, and a lot of other peoples have their blogs linked. God what a doooosh.

marvel girl

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> I'm Greg Gutfield, and I disapproved of this comment.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> what i resent about this is gutfield's taking ryan to task for a post that i thought was sincere in its sympathy for snow's struggle for life and not delivered with any hint of sarcasm.

about nasty comments, i wonder if greg has ever taken a minute to take a peek at some of the musings left by the cerebral titans that populate the fox news website?

and as far as his beating up a commenter or whatever it was he said, i'd be happy to represent the gawker commenter community in a gutfield vs. gawker commenters death match. i've got 6'5'' 240lbs of pent up cajun fury that i'd be happy to unleash upon him.

the cajun boy

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Also, I find the threat thing amusing, especially considering that my anonymity is completely blown within three clicks and anyone who wants to can find me at the same place on a weekly basis. So, whatever, dude. Just keep your paws off the guitar and don't even think of touching that mandolin.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> I've decided to stop being anonymous. My name is Suge Knight. Please come beat my fat face, Greg.

flipper baby

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> This makes me want to write some Gutfeld/cancerous Tony Snow slash fiction to really horrify his delicate sensibilities ("Tony's cells multiplied rapidly-- as did Greg's desire for his throbbing Republican cock...")

NeverEnough

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @koala325: In Sydney. And Sydney has already called to say he's booked then.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> So, if an evil person gets cancer and we say that's karma, does that mean that if nice people get cancer, they must have been secretly evil?

If the story was that Tony Snow got pied at a lectern, I would give it the old Nelson-Ha-ha, but terminal diseases are just a reminder that we are all mortal.

Also, you have to judge a liar by his efficacy, no? I mean, most people wouldn't lynch Bagdad Bob because the guy was such a patently terrible propogandist. Likewise with Mr. Snow.

Now, if Goebbels were alive and you told me he had cancer, I'd probably tell you he deserved to die a painful death.

vulturesquadron

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @swashbuckled: Not if you have the t.v. on mute, and you're mashing your genitals into the digital reproduction of Greg Gutfeld's fatty fat face.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Show me all the outrage you displayed when anonymous commenters at Michelle Malkin's site, Littel Green Footballs and InstaPundit (and one prominent smarmy assed Fox pundit) gloated over the breast cancer death of Molly Ivins, Greg, and I'll take you seriously. Show me your outrage over Rush Limbaugh mocking Michael J. Fox's Parkinson's disease and I'll take you seriously. Show me some contrition over the entire right wing world jumping on kids whose only crime was surviving cancer and advocating an extension of S-CHIP or Ann Coulter's revolting characterizations of 9-11 widows as greedy harpies happy at their husbands' deaths, and I'll take your no-talent ass seriously.


Oh, who am I kidding? You work for Fox News. I'll never take you seriously.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> If Greg Gutfeld has "show" on Fox at 3 a.m. and says something, does it make a sound?

swashbuckled

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> I think Greg and Kevin made some valid points. I always felt weird leaving comments under a fake name featuring a mean-looking photo of Andrea Peyser.
Truth be told, I'm Roger Ailes.
Greg, keep up the good work. We're moving you up to 2 a.m.

koala325

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> True. But I'm thinking Moll Flanders here. [en.wikipedia.org]

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @BettyCrocker: More like, cancer can't restore a man's integrity, if he has none.

it takes a lot to laugh

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]>

[classichunkofman.com]

"You have to persevere. You have to do it. I have insecurities. But whatever I'm insecure about I don't dissect it, but I'll go after it and say, ''What am I afraid of?'' I bet the average successful person can tell you they've failed so much more than they've had success. I've had far more failures than I've had successes. With every commercial I've gotten, there were 200 I didn't get. You have to go after what you're afraid of."

Kevin Sorbo quote

mikedell

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Those people would be much more persuasive if I didn't know who they were.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> is it hot down there, people?

MenaceIISobriety

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> So what Greg Gutfeld is saying is that people who disagree with what he has to say should beat the kick his ass because he says things using his last name?

I smell new 4AM Fox News programming!

Maybe beating him up will allow him to speak with his mouth not looking as if he was a stroke victim and have something other than that constipated look on his face.

TedCopacabana

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @mikedell: NSFE - Not Safe For Eyes

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> These kinds of stories never cease to amaze me. It's just like with Bill O'Reilly's outrage at those DailyKos bloggers and commenters months ago. You'd think these idiots had never gone on TEH INTERNETZ. It's all a ploy to scare Fox's target demographic (geriatrics) and make it appear as if the internet's some anarchistic orgy mechanism..which it is, provided you're visiting 4chan or SA.

@Spirit Fingers: I like that..let's hope it takes off to become as prevalent as the usage of Santorum.

XvCowboyvX

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> The very notion that public figures should get a pass on criticism for their misdeeds just because they get sick is laughable. No one is skipping around a maypole scattering daisy petals because the guy got sick - I'd say most of us hope he makes it. No one should have to go through what he's going through.

But! No one should put us through what he and his employer put us through, also. Lying is bad, whether you do it from a podium or a hospital bed. Many people have suffered as a result of those uncorrected lies.

Cancer can't kill a man's integrity, if he has any. It can, however, provide an opportunity to re-think some of his past behavior.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Just hangin' around the FOX greenroom...

[classichunkofman.com]

mikedell

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: Not politics, Judge - killers and their enablers, that's who I have no compassion for. Saying it's 'just politics' is an attempt to make wholesale slaughter no more meaningful than respective positions on the capital gains tax. Once we're reached that point, we're done.

And, by the way, I don't think it's politics with Gutfeld and Snow - it's mere self-interest. Gutfeld apears on Fox and is too much of a pussy to say anything negative about the war his channel enjoys so much. Snow gets to hobnob with the elite and move to a real news channel - CNN - for presumably a lot of money, as his reward.

it takes a lot to laugh

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Greg who?

I did cringe when I saw that pic of Tony Snow yesterday. Cancer patients just aren't funny, even from the Fox herd.

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> I'm guessing a fight with this guy would look something like this:

+ Watch video

:/

+ Watch video

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> I'd like to use Gutfeld as a noun

Gutfeld - A nobody no one cares about, who is upset that nobody cares that he cares about what people care about.

Man, that guy's such a Gutfeld.
You hurt his feelings, now he's all Gutfeld.
He's so depressed, he's got the Gutfeld.

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> When Gutfeld refers to identifying ourselves as Gawker commenters, so "we can beat the shit out of..." is that a royal We, or does he actually think he's capable of doing something like that?

And Kevin, thanks for confirming the fact that you have no problem with the penis size issue. Kind of not surprising, somehow.

Lastly, I'd always take the time to crush the living shit out of anything to do with Fox News.

sailor

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @vulturesquadron: Perfection.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @BullfightsOnAcid: That was kind of perfect.
@fileunder: As was that.

Myself, I like the 2001 Kevin Smith version of this rant better:


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karion

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @MisterHippity: I wish Greg Gutfeld nothing but continued good health. This way I am precluded from having to show him any sort of sympathy, and can mercilessly mock him.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> There are few things in the world better than free national advertising.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @vulturesquadron: Oh, and say "Gawker" under your breath without moving your teeth...

vulturesquadron

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Ok, let's do this. If anyone of us sees Greg Gutfield on the streets of New York, just sort of bump into him a little bit (nothing violent, just enough of a nudge to get him to look your way). Then just stare at him as you pass by in your best Daniel-Craig-in-Munich-undercover-plotter look.

vulturesquadron

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @anonymousryan: Although Rupert Murdoch's idea of young people is 45 year olds.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Julie Banderas is single AND a gemini? Awesome.

Julie, if you're reading this, I defended Tony yesterday. Furthermore, here is why we would be a nice fit for each other:

1) I am a gemini also
2) I like Tony Snow
3) You are my favorite FNC-er
4) I am a gemini also
5) I have the stamina of a young man that I imagine you desire
6) We could raise beautiful Republican babies together

FitnessMadeSimple

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Too bad Greg Gutfield isn't dying of cancer. Otherwise, we could, you know, make fun of his cancer or something.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @Unfun: You'd be surprised...

vulturesquadron

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Greg Gutfeld, you are an annoying cunt.

I'm glad Gawker makes you "criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnngeeeeee", Julie, you dirty little slut.

Please don't pull me up on my comments, though. I'm an emotionally fucked up nutjob.

That felt really good.

Tnuc is my real name. My parents were really cruel.

kthxbye.

Tnuc

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @ADismalScience: Or, sadly, Sacrastros.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @Sarcastro: Frottagonists.

ADismalScience

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @MisterHippity: Fox News often has to interrupt its reports to define things in this fashion, in order to aid its viewers in their verbal comprehension skills.

"Expect to see more infomercials on cable TV in the coming decade. By the way, 'infomercial' means a long commercial disguised as an informational program — information plus commercial equals infomercial. Get it? Good! In other entertainment news, ABC says it plans to release a new docudrama ... that means a documentary that contains some dramatized portions in addition to facts: documentary plus drama equals docu-drama. Get it? Good! To resume: ABC plans to produce a new docudrama ..."

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @it takes a train to cry: Apparently, your compassion ends with those who agree with your politics, which is no less ridiculous.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @Sarcastro: Ha, love that you threw "attorneys" in there. But not really...

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: Frotteurs.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @Nic Fit: Ah, the old Princeton Rub!

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> STATEMENT FROM FACELESS GAWKER COMMENTERS:

"We wish Greg Gutfeld well."

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> The man who shilled for the war machine doesn't deserve any compassion and, proudly, glee is taken. Where's the clip of Gutfeld urging compassion for Iraquis forced from their homes, killed or maimed? Or does his capacity for compassion exhaust itself on his fellow talking heads?

it takes a lot to laugh

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @Nic Fit: We prefer to be called "Frottage-Enthusiasts"

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Man, anyone else read that headline and just think back to the only worthwhile thing from the nutty professor ?

HERC-A-LEES! HERC-A-LEES! HERC-A-LEES!!

aside from that, really don't care what ...that...whoever it was said something. gary? what was his name?

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Fox News: We Can Dish It Out, But We Can't Take It!

downlow

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @Sarcastro: Don't forget frotagists.

Nic Fit

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Red Eye is Rupert Murdoch's idea of what "young people" watch. Which is like saying Tony Snow's cancer wasn't a curse from God for all the lies he told (which it was).

anonymousryan

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> I may be an anonymous voice, but isn't that actually sligtly better than being famous and totally ignored?

P.S. Captain Dylan Hunt of the Andromeda!

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Gawker commenters may be herpes-riddled, uncouth, porn stars, troglodytes, mouth-breathers, attorneys, pederasts, gas station attendants, malodorous, knock-kneed, amateur fishermen, drunk, and pallid.

But cowards? Most certainly not.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Existential question: If you have a face, but not one watches it aren't you just as a faceless as us?

semiserious

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> I guess Mr. Gutfield doesn't enjoy the Slam Page I dedicated to Tony Snow, Patrick Swayze, Lance Armstrong, and Pavarotti.

ExecutiveIntern

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> I don't know who any of these people are, but apparently they're unfamiliar with the code of ethics we employ here at Gawker...that being anyone, thing, event, embarrassing debacle, sinister plan, conservative moral code, thought-impaired celebrity, and all high-minded cumwads are fair game. In short:

You = Snark from us

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Oh Greg, do tell. You're the man. Another 8,000 viewers and you're worth $7.50.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @In Other News...: Several notches below one, actually. I'm almost certain close to 5000 people read the Commies posts. I'm guessing Red Eye's viewership is about one third of that, depending on whether it's up against Andy Griffith re-runs or not on the given night.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @In Other News...: Well, he'd actually have to do or say something protest-worthy. Random constipated shouting doesn't rise to that level - it would be like pie-ing a hobo. It might be better if we just handed him the pie. At least it would buy 5 blessed minutes of peace.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> I'm afraid he's totally right. Scurrying away...

Nic Fit

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> I didn't listen to it, but he looks a little bit like Andy Bernard from The Office. Maybe that show would be more successful if they hired Ed Helms. I'd sure watch it.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Worse than Hitler!? I love angry little man.

PPPUUUUSSSSSSYYYYYY!

technically merchandise

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> You have no idea what cowardice is, sir, until you see me in the presence of a spider.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> They let people talk on television when all the televisions are off? How quaint! Greg must feel like one of those post-apocalyptic radio broadcasters, bravely filling the void with inane commentary.

May the albinos find and consume him.

ADismalScience

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> I may be faceless, but these actually are my tits and until you send mr. denton a devotional photograph of your nutsack nestled behind a bottle of absinthe I fucking DARE you to call me a coward again.

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> I like how Fox News feels the need to provide viewers with this definition of the term "Greg-alogue" at the bottom of the screen: "It's a monologue, but with Greg."

I can just see thousands of 3 am Fox News viewers nodding slowly and muttering, "Ohhhh.... Greg-alogue! Now I get it!"

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @BettyCrocker: Protest pied?

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]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Hey Mr. Gutfield -

I said nothing about Tony Snow.
You're OK with YOUR FOX COLLEAGUE John Gibson's show claiming John Edwards 'whored out' his wife's cancer for his campaign? That's great.

I'll tell you who I am if you tell me who the fuck Kevin Sorbo is.

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Dear Greg Gutfeld:

Don't try and coax us out of our cloaks of anonymity - it won't work.

Having said that, most (if not all) of us are decent human beings who know when to turn off the snark. But many (if not most) of us simply cannot switch off emotions, especially when it comes to people they've been honed to hate.

No one was happier than me to see Tony Snow pop up on Larry King Tuesday evening, where Tony was introduced as the new "political contributor" for CNN. When news broke the next day that he had fallen ill and was forced to cancel a planned appearance, I, and probably many others, were again given cause to worry about Tony's health.

Say what you will about Tony's politics, or the man (and administration) he used to work for, but we all know that Tony Snow is a human being, and that deep down, even those who made snarky "karma is a bitch" comments probably don't really wish ill will towards the man.

Our prayers are with him, okay Greg? Now you have to take it down a notch.

Love,

Faceless commenter

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]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Anonymous commenting is like having a show on at 3AM in the morning. No one can hear you except for the other inmates in the asylum.

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> It's absolutely unconscionable that someone whose job it is to go on the news as the public face of the most powerful man in the world could face such public approbation! What's next, criticizing the fucking PRESIDENT!?! If press secretaries have to answer to the media, what is next, I ask you?!

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Does it still count as being mean if I wish Gutfield gets hit by a car but in a really happy way? Like a car full of clowns and they get out and do a funny little dance to pass time until the ambulance comes? And then he gets lots of morphine and paid medical leave from work and eventually recovers?

May you have a spectacularly fun accident, Greg Gutfield!

Hiphopopotamus

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @In Other News...: He deserves to be pied, really, and that's Mrs. Smith's job.

Also, why does he always make the same exact face that my friend Barry's 18 month old son does whan he's about to poo in his diaper? Too many stewed prunes, Greg?

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> In terms of dickishness, it's nothing compared to the comments for this Gizmodo post:

[gizmodo.com]

Dickdogfood

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Since Greg Gutless is jealous of the attention heaved upon Tony Snow's cancer, I propose a thread devoted entirely to the origin of Greg's herpes.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> I tried to watch, I got a minute in, and then I found myself very, very glad that Greg Gutfield uses his real name, so that I can find him and beat the shit out of him.

Crap. I know I'm just perpetuating the cycle, but I swear I'll stop after I beat the shit out of him.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> He seems serious!! Doesn't he seem serious? He's really good, I'm actually fairly convinced. The only scary thing is, wouldn't you sort of need to be a peanut-headed sadist douchebag in real life to seem that much like one while doing ironic performance art?

Butterbuns

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @LeGagneur:
I know. Seriously.

More than a few of us are Maoists, Mr. Fuckfield. Get it straight.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Why, I have half a mind to ring his doorbell and run.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> ugh! i hate kevin sorbo! my sister used to have this big crush on him and we were forced to watch his stupid, stupid show all of the time because of her. fuck him!

allyzay

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Did that bloated, ugly, fuckface fuckwit just say our beloved commenter had a "stupid fat face?" Just checking (scurries away roachlike).

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> I can be a real shitbag under my given name as well, I'll have you know, Mr. (pause to scroll up to find this fellow's name) Greg (shit, forgot already, have to do it again) Gutfeld.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> I think I'll have "the misery of other people" for lunch today. I got some fresh at C-Town this morning.

lionel-mandrake

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> And wtf is Kevin Sorbo doing up at 3am? Did he just finish his shift at Bennigans?

penis_in_a_rowboat

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @BettyCrocker: Let him eat (your) cake. Actually, that sounds bad, so never mind.

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]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> I am not liberal!

LeGagneur

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: Is that almost equivalent to a Commie?

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]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Greg Gutfeld deserves to come down with shingles.

Signed,

Nunya Bidness

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Bring it, Greg! I'll gladly repeat anything I wrote to your / Snow's face.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> This is why I only leave shitty comments about Tony Snow on my Facebook.

Gayyker

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]>

Actually, we wrote about Kevin Sorbo ... just yesterday, in fact!

[defamer.com]

Mark Graham

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> "...feed off the misery of other people..."

Since when is Fox News concerned with the misery of "other people"?

penis_in_a_rowboat

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Oh, sit on my faceless.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> Greg, Betty Crocker's name is right there on the screen, dumbass.

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]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> My screen name used to be Itla when I blogged from Eliza Doolittle's.

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> So cowardly we'd forcibly affix a little flag pin to his scrotum. Yeah, that cowardly.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> But, Greg - I defended Mr. Snow... So I demand that you read my comments - verbatim - and attribute them to my faceless commenter name. So that my pointless commenting on a blog receives minor attention on your show that nobody watches. And the cycle will be complete!

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Commenters Made Greg Gutfeld, Hercules Cry]]> I pooped a Greg-alogue yesterday.

And here's my face - :-P

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