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Smirk — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:07:56 EDT

What did I just say in my last comment? I said I wanted more PENIS, not BOOBS! AIGGGHHH, do I have to do everything around here!? I will STOP this car if I have to!

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Saxon 212 — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 21:04:31 EDT

I thought that high class hookers in New York made good bank,I guess not.

Saxon 212

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if_i_only_had_a_heart — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:27:02 EDT

@jackvinyl: well all righty then

if_i_only_had_a_heart

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if_i_only_had_a_heart — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:25:41 EDT

@donmiguel: i get it; not just any boobs ... classy boobs

rock on

if_i_only_had_a_heart

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Carol Gardens — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:08:08 EDT

This is eerily like those Bluefly commercials where the naked lady serves sushi in the buff. But with a wee bit more coverage. And yes, nice boobs.

Carol Gardens

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crookedE — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:03:47 EDT

@crookedE: [nymag.com] oops.

crookedE

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crookedE — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:01:22 EDT

Does this mean she is only doing Gossip Girls for the money?!? And not, you know, the cultural significance? Color me disappointed.

crookedE

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donmiguel — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:59:28 EDT

@if_i_only_had_a_heart: The reason for the almost respectful attention, (I'm looking away from the picture for a moment so I can string two sentences together), is the perfect storm of perfection her boobs and everything else represent.

Her face is slamming, her body is thin awesome sveltey goodness, she's richer than Jesus and then, like sprinkles of crack on a cocaine sundae -- bam, there are her boobs. It stops being porny and starts being like a mimetic quotation of my internal monologue. Um, or something.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot.

Hooray for boobs.

donmiguel

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Mike_Jahn — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:51:53 EDT

@Sarcastro: Ouch.

Mike_Jahn

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VirusWithShoes — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:50:31 EDT

@In Other News...: McTitties, Haggis-Twins, Non-Deep-Fried Mammary Glands.

I'm making this up, of course. We generally go with "boobs" or "tits".

The phrase "showuzyertits" can be heard shouted from many a construction site as a woman passes below. Most, if not all women, fail to comply.

VirusWithShoes

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In Other News... — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:41:59 EDT

@VirusWithShoes: Come on, you MUST call them something else in Scotland.

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In Other News... — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:41:06 EDT

@if_i_only_had_a_heart: Not like those. I think.

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thecomicscomic — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:06:23 EDT

If she turned toward the camera just so, we'd see much more than boobs!

thecomicscomic

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jackvinyl — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:36:41 EDT

@if_i_only_had_a_heart: I like em.

It's a nice surprise to have these boobs presented to me without the requisite google search or a toggle over to fleshbot... and i like the presentation here. they're not overly-ambitious JA boobs, just artful little boobs is all.

It's a simple (hormonal) response. They're kind of like a mixture between affordable art and great sushi (at least as far as my appreciation for them goes...)... they made my day better.

jackvinyl

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Phyllis Nefler — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:02:42 EDT

@it takes a train to cry: You have to earn them. Like jewelry!

Phyllis Nefler

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gusnyc.com — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:55:47 EDT

nice boobies

gusnyc.com

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valarmorghulis — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:50:11 EDT

@heyimtalkinhere: reminds me of Lizzy Gardiner's AMex dress, only less so.

valarmorghulis

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it takes a lot to laugh — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:44:12 EDT

It's the hipbones that are remarkable - you can't buy those (can you?)

it takes a lot to laugh

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heyimtalkinhere — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:39:49 EDT

Was this the kind of dress the New York Times had in mind in that Styles piece? This would make a great trend. Wearing it in August in Manhattan makes sense, ladies.

heyimtalkinhere

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if_i_only_had_a_heart — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:38:24 EDT

.... maybe a reality show for her boobz?

if_i_only_had_a_heart

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famousauthor — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:34:32 EDT

@if_i_only_had_a_heart: I think it's the presentation that catches the attention. Kind of like the minuscule servings of food artistically displayed on your plate in a yuppie restaurant...

famousauthor

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DorothyMantooth — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:34:14 EDT

@if_I_only_etc.: If I may speak for everyone? 'Cause that bag of rocks has an absolutely slammin' body on her.

DorothyMantooth

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if_i_only_had_a_heart — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:30:59 EDT

@mathnet: @In Other News...: @AuntPeniston: @fileunder: @In Other News...: @In Other News...: @famousauthor: @In Other News...: Boobs.

y'll are acting like u never seen a pair of boobs b4

seriously, sociological question: why all the almost respectful attention?

rich boobs?
happy boobs?
non-j-a boobs?

it's not like there's a boob shortage around here, but the response is close to worshipful.

puzzled

if_i_only_had_a_heart

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VirusWithShoes — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:28:37 EDT

@famousauthor: Tit's alright. I missed tit too.

VirusWithShoes

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flipper baby — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:23:58 EDT

@VirusWithShoes: Boobs.

I feel so unlov- boobs

flipper baby

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famousauthor — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:23:32 EDT

@VirusWithShoes: I hadn't noticed. My attention was mainly on the necklace.

famousauthor

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VirusWithShoes — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:22:24 EDT

@mathnet: @In Other News...: @AuntPeniston: @fileunder: @In Other News...: @In Other News...: @famousauthor: @In Other News...: Boobs.

VirusWithShoes

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McCheeburger — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:21:40 EDT

I like that the host's sense of style. Black page, white text, and that outraged exclamation point.

I shall now sing a verse from the late Warren Zevon's song, Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner.

Roland the headless Thompson gunner...
The eternal Thompson gunner
still wandering through the night
Now it's ten years later but he still keeps up the fight
In Ireland, in Lebanon, in Palestine and Berkeley
Patty Hearst heard the burst of Roland's Thompson gun and bought it.

McCheeburger

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In Other News... — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:16:20 EDT

Can't she turn a little stage right?

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famousauthor — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:14:01 EDT

I trust she'll do the same as Patty Hearst and pick up the gun. It seems to run in the family.

famousauthor

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In Other News... — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:13:04 EDT

@ShrugsAndKisses: No no, that makes the dress bigger.

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In Other News... — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:12:29 EDT

Dear Lord, they really are nice, aren't they?

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fileunder — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:11:46 EDT

@mathnet:
Boner.

fileunder

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AuntPeniston — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:11:33 EDT

@VirusWithShoes: I hope that's true.

AuntPeniston

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In Other News... — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:11:30 EDT

@VirusWithShoes: Areola-dee-frakkin'-dah.

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mathnet — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:08:06 EDT

Do me a favor and get the Growing Pains episode with the high-pitched, nasal-voiced "Hi! I'm Lydia" girlfriend character out of my head?

mathnet

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ExecutiveIntern — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:06:48 EDT

@Furious George: Thanks for offering to set us up, but Lyds can just call me directly.

Oh, and remember to bring your boobs.

ExecutiveIntern

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Furious George — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:06:27 EDT

@Pope John Peeps II: Yeah, he's my landlord. Nice guy, too.

Furious George

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Pope John Peeps II — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:05:16 EDT

@Furious George: I assume you know this guy?

Pope John Peeps II

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MisterHippity — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:04:12 EDT

Just look at her. She starving, and she has no clothes.

For God's sake, somebody has to help her!

Can we send a blanket and a nice bowl of soup or something?

MisterHippity

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BadUncle — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:02:23 EDT

And I wonder how that skirt hovers at tree top level.

BadUncle

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Furious George — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:02:05 EDT

Lydia, if you ever feel like slummin' it with a rich, good-looking, extremely charming guy who speaks 7 languages and doesn't think eating pussy is work, please call me.

Furious George

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ShrugsAndKisses — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:01:42 EDT

Is that outfit made of clear Shrinky Dinks?

Quick! Someone stand her by an oven! In the interests of science, I mean.

ShrugsAndKisses

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VirusWithShoes — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:01:18 EDT

@mathnet: Where was that? Was it beside the boobs? Were the boobs sad?

You can't overshare boobs, btw.

VirusWithShoes

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collegecallgirl — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:00:54 EDT

Jesus, what a heifer.

collegecallgirl

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it takes a lot to laugh — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:00:28 EDT

Huh?

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DonPardoCalrissian — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:59:51 EDT

Okay, you don't have to eat anything. Just meet me at the Olive Garden. My shift starts at 6.

ps-bring boobs.

DonPardoCalrissian

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mathnet — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:59:50 EDT

Tits just wrong.

mathnet

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mathnet — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:59:09 EDT

Richard tells us a sad coming-of-age story and this is how you treat his overshare??

mathnet

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if_i_only_had_a_heart — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:54:43 EDT

@crotchety: or buy clothes

if_i_only_had_a_heart

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VirusWithShoes — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:53:37 EDT

@Sarcastro: @DonPardoCalrissian: @pureblarney: Boobs.

VirusWithShoes

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pureblarney — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:51:39 EDT

She's storing her coke in the hollows of her clavicle.

pureblarney

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DonPardoCalrissian — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:50:50 EDT

Flat-bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round!

ps-Seriously though, never-ending garlic bread. Don't make me pay your internet bill!

DonPardoCalrissian

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Sarcastro — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:50:48 EDT

@VirusWithShoes: Thanks for the mammaries.

Sarcastro

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Sarcastro — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:50:12 EDT

Now that's Iraq worth fighting for.

Sarcastro

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VirusWithShoes — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:50:06 EDT

@In Other News...: Boobs...

VirusWithShoes

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VirusWithShoes — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:49:43 EDT

@Sarcastro: Boobs!

VirusWithShoes

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In Other News... — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:49:01 EDT

Yay for pictures!

Boo for pictures.

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VirusWithShoes — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:48:35 EDT

@crotchety: Boobs.

VirusWithShoes

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Sarcastro — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:48:02 EDT

@VirusWithShoes: If you'd like me to, I volunteer to fondle them in order to ascertain their constituent parts.

Sarcastro

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fileunder — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:47:55 EDT

Maybe she's sharing her website with McClatchy.

fileunder

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DonPardoCalrissian — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:47:50 EDT

Remember the Maine? Shit, I can barely remember my name.

ps-I will buy you dinner at Olive Garden.

DonPardoCalrissian

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crotchety — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:45:25 EDT

Clearly she's fallen on hard times. Look at the poor dear! She can't even afford to eat!

crotchety

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flipper baby — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:45:21 EDT

Can I add to the intelligent discourse here? Boobs; boobs.

flipper baby

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VirusWithShoes — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:44:35 EDT

@Sarcastro: I think they're real. I've been staring at them for the past 5 minutes.

@CaptainFantastic: Sorry - what did you say?

VirusWithShoes

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MrInBetween — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:44:04 EDT

I think her boobs were also suspended for non-payment.

MrInBetween

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TedSez — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:43:31 EDT

THATCHER: I happened to see your consolidated statement yesterday, Charles. Could I not suggest to you that it is unwise for you to continue this philanthropic enterprise -- this Enquirer -- that is costing you one million dollars a year?

KANE: You're right. We did lose a million dollars last year. We expect to lost a million next year, too. You know, Mr. Thatcher -- at the rate of a million a year -- we'll have to close this place in sixty years.

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