<![CDATA[The Best of Late Night! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @TallulahSkankhead: Ouch!

Richard

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @In Other News...: WOW. Well. Fucking. Done.

@Nard38: Niiiice.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @Dickdogfood: You are gracious in victory, which is why I love you.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @Ryan Tate: Thanks, Ryan! It's two shots a whiskey and a comment chaser from now. Goodbye night shift at Denny's, hello world!

CrankYank

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> I'm sorry. But this all seems deeply silly to me.

TallulahSkankhead

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> Aw shucks! If I'd known this was happening, I'd have worn my party harness with the popper bandolier.

kat

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> Night shift, checking in.

What's this, Ryan exposing insomniac talent?

That boy is sporting one oversized Pince Nads, indeed.

Excellent Commies, Congratulations All Around!

curlyqtips

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> Thank you, folks. Actually, I think Betty Crocker's Grover comment, posted a split second before mine, is just as funny: [gawker.com]

Also, the comment was partly inspired by Mr. Goopymart, who made the ultimate NOM-NOM-NOM graphic: [www.flickr.com]

Dickdogfood

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> If I have to live here, you have to spell it right...

htotheomo

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @Bell County: It's Cincinnati.

htotheomo

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @In Other News...: May I try a short one?

Lando Calrissian (to slave/dancer girl he rescued from Jabba's Ubrikkian luxury sail barge (on whom he's slowly going down))
Baby, the Rancor's not the only one who knows how to eat a dancer.

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @donmiguel: Star Wars and Star Trek, unite. Literally.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @moff: Pretty sure this was in the deleted scenes on disc #4.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @In Other News...: Ok. Is it wrong if that turned me on?

@Ryan Tate: I too read yer late night posts. Without you night time is nothing.

donmiguel

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @NinaHagen:

C3PO
I am C-3PO. Human-cyborg relations. I -

YAR
I got out of uniform for you, Threepio.

C3PO
Oh, dear!

YAR
What I want now is gentleness. And joy. And love. You are fully functional, aren't you?

C3PO
I am fluent in over six million forms of communication -

YAR
No. (Suggestively.) I meant... fully functional.

C3PO
In every way, of course. I have been programmed in multiple techniques, a broad variety of pleasuring.

YAR
Yay! Take off your pants.

C3PO
Thank the Maker!

LUKE (over intercom)
Threepio! Threepioooooooo! Please turn off the trash compactor. Hello? Hello?

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @Nard38: More fun, of course, is the "Naboo Taboo", where you do dirty things to Amidala's hair.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @Ryan Tate: This is just a tough field to compete in. I figure one Commie or so a year is a laudable average, especially with the likes of In Other News... around.

@In Other News...: Dude.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @NinaHagen: Is that a little Eddie Izzard I read?

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @NinaHagen: Can I interest you in a little Skywalker twin action?

"Taboo 47: I Know You're My Sister, But I Still Wanna Leia"

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> Mathnet has a pool - I am there in my mind!

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @AndSheSaid: poor dear, yes. he deserves so much to make up for all he's been deprived of

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @In Other News...: I would like a version of Star Wars without the Wookie stuff - is that too much to ask for? I mean it grates on me like NASCAR.

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @Ryan Tate: I think I just passed by the White Castle restaurant from the first Harold and Kumar. Next time I'll stop in and get you a few sliders as thanks!

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @moff: Wookiee porno?

CHEWBACCA
RrrrRRRRRRAwr. RRRRRRRRRaaawrrr.

LEIA
What's wrong with this walking carpet?

HAN
He says his groin fur is all matted. Again.

LEIA
Well it's not MY fault he keeps breaking the condom.

CHEWIE (Amused.)
RRRRRRRRawrrrrr! GWWARrrrr RRRRAGHR!

HAN
Laugh it up, fuzzball! (To LEIA.) She's your headache now.

(HAN exits the room. LEIA goes to embrace CHEWIE.)

LEIA
Oh, Chewie. I love your big Wookiee dick.

CHEWIE
RrrrrrrrAWWWWrrrrrr!

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @Ryan Tate: I also read your night shift posts...they don't go unnoticed or unappreciated by any means. Especially appreciated would be more send-ups of that preposterous Brooklyn-by-the-Bay also known as San Francisco. I went to an a capella performance at a locally owned bookstore in the Mission once that I'm still smarting from. But then I went home and watched "Joe Millionaire" so it was all okay.

lawyergay

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @Ryan Tate: Day or night, NEVAR doubt my commitment to alcohol. Or commenting on your night shift posts. Or bitching about never getting a Commie, even from the night shift guy (who only has like 6 commenters to choose from anyway). I remain deeply committed to all these things... at least until tomorrow, when I will be deeply committed to the excitement of another Spiegelman Weekend.

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @AndSheSaid: OMG, I actualy remember that one. That's like from forever ago, right?

Ryan Tate

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @In Other News...: I like comments where the commenter spent more time on the post than I did (or in the case Pareene). Actually, not always, but when it goes right!

@moff: You were probably robbed. I missed a lot this week!

@AndSheSaid: My commenters have the advantage of alcohol, not like the dayt... wait, nevermind!

Ryan Tate

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @AndSheSaid: TNFF

SheWalkedWithAZombie

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> I did think that Conbon's complaint that his dad forgot Take Your Daughter to Work Day deserved some special mention. [gawker.com] Not just for old time's sake but because it also kicked off the FNFF.

Let me refresh your memory with one of my favorite Conbon posts:
"Conbon, I'm not your dad." -- Choire (my dad)

SheWalkedWithAZombie

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> This is a particularly funny group of commies. Congrats comrades. May all your protest pies be deep dish.

SheWalkedWithAZombie

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> Cookie Monster sound effects rule. Funny. Thanks!

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @Bell County: That's cinnati, you hayseed.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @moff: Grumbgratulations from me too!

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> I know this isn't Cincinatti or radio, but still... can we call this the Venus Flytrap award?

Good work, all!

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @In Other News...: Looking at porno, I'll bet.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> Congrats, all!

Theda_Bara

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> Give it up for the late night love!

ExecutiveIntern

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @moff: Oh Moff. Where were you for my "moquary" / Ralph McQuarrie post?

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> Oh, and congratulations you all.

BaconCat

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @Colonel Mustard: Mustard, we all love you. Kudos!

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> Congratulations! And grumbling.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> Plaudits to DickDogFood because that NOM NOM NOM shit made me laugh my as... hey, where's my ass?

@rosaluxembourgeoise: @belltolls: @Nard38: (Blush) Thanks!

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> I'm still awaiting the star for my commie last week. Do you have my right address?

BaconCat

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> Hooray! I feel so honored!

@lawyergay: Hooray! I feel so honored!

@mathnet: Challah!

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> Congratulations to all and good on ya News.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @In Other News...: Richly deserved!

rosaluxembourgeoise

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @lawyergay: ME TOO!

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> @In Other News...: Is that a Protest Pie in your pocket or did you just win a Commie? Yay you.

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> Yay! Thanks Ryan. Protest pies for everyone.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> Goddamn I love you Colonel Mustard!

lawyergay

]]> <![CDATA[The Best of Late Night!]]> All ur Commies are belong to Baugher.

Hez

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