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Elephant Fucks Donkey In Impromptu Display Of Bipartisanship

BalknChain — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:15:38 EDT

@Chaim Gnadelstein: My, my, my, well done, Chaim! Bravo! *applauds*

BalknChain

Elephant Fucks Donkey In Impromptu Display Of Bipartisanship

RedHotAries — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 05:07:43 EDT

In a sudden death mouth-off, Perez wins 'The Biggest Mouth' competition for 2008.

RedHotAries

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LolCait — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:53:53 EDT

@Chaim Gnadelstein: Donkey is better.

LolCait

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intothelight — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:25:18 EDT

@Chaim Gnadelstein: as an impartial observer, it's perfect as it is. good job.

intothelight

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Bell County — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:22:03 EDT

@Chaim Gnadelstein: No, it's a slam dunk as is.

Bell County

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:20:18 EDT

@Richard:

But looking at it now, I think it totally should have been "Elephant Fucks Ass" -- for that extra oomph. What do you think?

Chaim Gnadelstein

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Richard — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:51:35 EDT

@Chaim Gnadelstein: I. AM. DYING.

Richard

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intothelight — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:22:40 EDT

"boy, that hiatus has really done wonders for rumsfeld's morale."

intothelight

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intothelight — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:16:41 EDT

national press corps strategy to regain relevancy hits an obstacle.

intothelight

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SpeakerCity — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:12:31 EDT

Two Douches Ecstatic When Learning of New Polling Location Inside Les Deux.

SpeakerCity

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intothelight — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:10:05 EDT

dick cheney gets a glimpse into his eternal damnation.

intothelight

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izzodee544 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:38:18 EDT

The Poor Man's Bush and Cheney

izzodee544

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Spirit Fingers — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:38:12 EDT

Two intellectual equals celebrate being a little less relevant, and a little less fat, respectively.

Spirit Fingers

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:34:33 EDT

Elephant Fucks Donkey In Impromptu Display Of Bipartisanship

Chaim Gnadelstein

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CrankYank — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:33:32 EDT

It's the new media conga!

CrankYank

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izzodee544 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:24:37 EDT

Social Bloodsucker Ironically Killed by Vampire

izzodee544

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izzodee544 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:21:32 EDT

Visual Representation of Irrelevance of US Political System

izzodee544

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:16:23 EDT

The Conception of the Eleventh Plague

Chaim Gnadelstein

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:13:25 EDT

The Mere Implication Makes a Case for The Hastened Melting of the Polar Ice Caps

Chaim Gnadelstein

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Bell County — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:10:18 EDT

Caterer's Late Arrival Leads to Tragedy at D.C. Function.

Bell County

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luciluce666 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:08:54 EDT

OMG!
Don't look at us.

DON'T LOOK AT US!

THIS IS PRIVATE SCANDAL OVER HERE!!!

(Did you get my good side... or do you need another shot?)

luciluce666

Elephant Fucks Donkey In Impromptu Display Of Bipartisanship

BenderingTime — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:07:00 EDT

I hope this picture was taken in the beginning stages of death by laughing gas. For reals. Two birds with one stone, people.

BenderingTime

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:57:49 EDT

Dick Cheney Oversees Breeding of Future Republican Candidate

Chaim Gnadelstein

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AndIAmTellingYou — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:41:49 EDT

The Vampire Lestat and Roller Girl Trade Body Fluids, Makeup Secrets

AndIAmTellingYou

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WideStanceRomancer — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:39:30 EDT

Where is someone to hit these two so they get stuck with those facial expressions for the rest of their lives? Oh, right, these are their stuck-for-life faces.

WideStanceRomancer

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dcunstrukt — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:35:04 EDT

Bring two women to a boil, add irrelevancy, and you get......

dcunstrukt

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BalknChain — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:27:25 EDT

You're doin' a heck of a job, Perezzie.

BalknChain

Elephant Fucks Donkey In Impromptu Display Of Bipartisanship

BalknChain — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:26:37 EDT

Perez's bird in her hand is worth two balls in her bush.

BalknChain

Elephant Fucks Donkey In Impromptu Display Of Bipartisanship

PaisleyPajamas — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:26:01 EDT

Could someone get Barbara and her bar towel over here? We're in need of a wet cleanup.

PaisleyPajamas

Elephant Fucks Donkey In Impromptu Display Of Bipartisanship

BalknChain — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:25:38 EDT

@In Other News...:
inarticulate conception
misconception
This one's for Bush "misunderesticonception"

BalknChain

Elephant Fucks Donkey In Impromptu Display Of Bipartisanship

Chaim Gnadelstein — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:25:25 EDT

I have no comment, but at least I got a new target to take to the firing range just in time for 1/2 price shotgun week.

Chaim Gnadelstein

Elephant Fucks Donkey In Impromptu Display Of Bipartisanship

curlyqtips — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:25:13 EDT

One upping John Mayer?

curlyqtips

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chelseabill — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:22:25 EDT

Fellacio Face Face-off

chelseabill

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In Other News... — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:19:08 EDT

The Emasculated Conception

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In Other News... — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:18:10 EDT

The Comedic Stylings of George Bush Put Everyone In the Mood

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SheLaughs — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:17:44 EDT

I long for the day she strikes that ridiculous wide-open maw pose for the papperazi (sp?) and a large fly buzzes right in.

SheLaughs

Elephant Fucks Donkey In Impromptu Display Of Bipartisanship

In Other News... — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:17:24 EDT

Hour 41 In The White House Elevator

In Other News...

Elephant Fucks Donkey In Impromptu Display Of Bipartisanship

Colonel Mustard — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:08:30 EDT

Unexplained Mass Suicides And Self-Blindings Mar Otherwise Delightful White House Correspondents' Dinner

Colonel Mustard

Elephant Fucks Donkey In Impromptu Display Of Bipartisanship

In Other News... — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:08:11 EDT

Shown This Picture, Detainees at Gitmo Now Feeling Better About Life

In Other News...

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CrankYank — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:06:36 EDT

Welcome to the Gawker Famewhore Reunion., please step into line behind Julia.

CrankYank

Elephant Fucks Donkey In Impromptu Display Of Bipartisanship

In Other News... — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:06:17 EDT

1) Looks Like It Hurts
2) Sounds Like It Hurts
3) Smells Like it Hurts

In Other News...

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CaptainHangNail — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:05:48 EDT

Pivotal scene from 'Alien' re-enacted by celebrity blogger, reality television star.

CaptainHangNail

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In Other News... — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:04:52 EDT

"Okay Perez - I Think Condi's Finally Blushing."

In Other News...

Elephant Fucks Donkey In Impromptu Display Of Bipartisanship

In Other News... — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:03:54 EDT

"This One's for You, Barry Bearak!"

In Other News...

Elephant Fucks Donkey In Impromptu Display Of Bipartisanship

In Other News... — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:03:13 EDT

At the White House Correspondents' Dinner, Getting their Just Desserts

In Other News...

Elephant Fucks Donkey In Impromptu Display Of Bipartisanship

meerkat — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:02:46 EDT

Can we just make them special envoys to the mariana trench?

meerkat

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Bell County — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:02:28 EDT

"No, different free press."

Bell County

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In Other News... — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:00:40 EDT

And With That, Humanity Loses a Bet.

In Other News...

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In Other News... — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:00:25 EDT

(L. to r.):
Does Anything to Get Into Gossip Items; Does Anything to Get Into Gossip Items.

In Other News...

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TedSez — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:00:23 EDT

Game of 'Who Sucks More' Completely Misinterpreted By the Players

TedSez

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In Other News... — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:57:55 EDT

"Oh, the White House correspondents do this all the time!"

In Other News...

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dweeb — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:57:49 EDT

@HiredGoons: (pain and sorrow)

dweeb

Elephant Fucks Donkey In Impromptu Display Of Bipartisanship

In Other News... — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:57:23 EDT

"I Got Your Charmer Sunbelt Right Here!!!"

In Other News...

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Sarcastro — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:55:58 EDT

Vacuity.

Sarcastro

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In Other News... — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:55:53 EDT

Cadillac Rethinks the "When You Turn Your Car On, Does It Return the Favor?" Tagline

In Other News...

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contradicto — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:54:18 EDT

"Don't worry. I'll abort it later."

contradicto

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valarmorghulis — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:54:13 EDT

Perez still doesn't understand how he got passed up by JJ Abrams for the part of Clover. I think it could have worked.

valarmorghulis

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In Other News... — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:53:59 EDT

@Richard:

Are you saying that Dubya might be okay with this?

In Other News...

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VirusWithShoes — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:53:35 EDT

DIE!

VirusWithShoes

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HiredGoons — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:53:17 EDT

"I want my garmonbozia!'

HiredGoons

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JinxyMcDeath — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:53:16 EDT

The World is Screaming at You...Not with You.

JinxyMcDeath

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In Other News... — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:53:01 EDT

"Man, the Vagine Hurts!"

In Other News...

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contradicto — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:52:40 EDT

@bytememehard: Now I just threw up.

contradicto

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In Other News... — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:52:25 EDT

Natural Reaction to the Miley Cyrus Issue of Vanity Fair

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In Other News... — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:51:52 EDT

"Oh Don't Worry, We Both Have No Drawers On."

In Other News...

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valarmorghulis — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:51:36 EDT

A young Meatloaf poses with one of the backups for his tour, Bat out of Hell

valarmorghulis

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Catmoe — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:51:00 EDT

Let's correspond!!?!!!
OK!!!

Catmoe

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HelloTitty — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:50:53 EDT

Overstuffed Man Uses Penis to Plug Up Leaking Real Doll.

HelloTitty

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bytememehard — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:50:40 EDT

"Yeah, Heidi, How's That Feel, All That Hot Cuban Chorizo All Up in Your Junk?!"

bytememehard

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In Other News... — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:50:37 EDT

Doggy-Style, With Doggies

In Other News...

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In Other News... — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:50:13 EDT

"Why yes, we are the last two people on the face of the Earth."

In Other News...

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TedSez — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:49:57 EDT

And That's Why, Just Two Months Later, Craig Ferguson Renounced His American Citizenship

TedSez

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cockfightbarmitzvah — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:48:59 EDT

Genetic scientists oversee the creation of the most useless human on the face of the earth.

cockfightbarmitzvah

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mathnet — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:48:51 EDT

INVISIBLE SJP AND TOKIO HOTEL!!!11!

mathnet

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contradicto — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:48:36 EDT

The unfortunate state of our union.

contradicto

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unamusedtodeath — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:47:05 EDT

2 girls 1 cup, Minus Cup

unamusedtodeath