<![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> @VoxPopuli: *giggles*

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> Huzzah!!!

Rebellitor

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> "Mr. McGee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

nycheartbreaker

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> A couple decades short of a hundred year war.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> This pic never ceases to crack me up!

bugupit

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> One 'Sweatin' to the Oldies' tape away from Richard Simmons

bugupit

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> Totally Tonto.

DonPardoCalrissian

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> An Irishman short of a car-bomb?

He lost the plot but not before selling the movie rights.

A fortnight shy of a ha' month?

Crazier than an unprovoked endless war of aggression?

DonPardoCalrissian

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> There's an expression that I heard in England once that's perfect, and I'm very surprised Hitch didn't use: a few pence short of a pound.

econdave

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> @BalknChain: Yep, like stuffed, shrieking, past-its-prime sausage in sequins.

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> @VoxPopuli: *shudders* like stuffed sausage, right?

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> A shotgun blast short of a Cheney. Oh wait.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> @BalknChain: I thought Mariahs were measured in ill-fitting dresses from Forever 21? Are you using metric?

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> Huh. I would have though Hillz would get the first "rag" reference in the race, but shows what I know.

I guess I'm a few Hillarys short of an Obama.

Oh, but thanks for not showing that Hitchens-in-the-shower pic again. It still haunts me.

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> A pint short of a waterboard

bytememehard

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> One pool draining experience away from Mariah.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> A little dog, mechanical pony and wacky sign shy of Richard Martin.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> A vomit puddle short of a Celebrity Rehab!

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> A christmas tree short of Keifer jumping.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> A few insulin shots short of a Wilford Brimley?

FitnessMadeSimple

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> One scared front desk clerk shy of Crowe

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> hair dye shy of Perez

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> One phone shy of Campbell.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> A few former C-list celebrities short of a Dancing With the Stars cast?

FitnessMadeSimple

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> An inch short of wide stance.
A few hookers short of Spitzer.
A few letters shy of McGreevey.
A beehive short of Winehouse.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> A "q" and a "z" short of a full Scrabble.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> Not hitting on all eight bells.

(I have no idea what this means, but my dad used to say it when I was a kid.)

Nic Fit

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> We are still obliged to ask ourselves whether Hitch is a drunken, foolish loon or, as heartless people in England sometimes say, a lager or two short of a full keg.

MrInBetween

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> McCain makes Tom Cruise Crazy look like a Sunday stroll through Staten Island.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> One taco short of a combination plate.

Nic Fit

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> A few Brits short of a Conde Nast masthead?

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> Mad as a monkey on a trike. One wave short of a shipwreck. Knitting with only one needle. Nutty as a fruit cake.

Don't Panic! [www.bbc.co.uk]

vulturesquadron

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> A few hits short of an overdose?

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> A few slutty bimbos shy of an US Weekly.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> Well, at least it's obvious who found his rag.

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> A few douchie indie rockers short of a Williamsburg?

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> Seriously? You put a guy in a cage for five years and he's bound to come out a few senators short of impeachment.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> McCain was a POW for five years, an ordeal which, however one rates its patriotic value, is said to have given him a certain intolerance to stress. So who wants him to be president, now?

the Librarian

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> He's not the sharpest spoon in the sky.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> He's just a few crayons short of a box? Hitchens, that is...

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> Kudos Pareene!

That picture is so frickin awesome. Looks like he's popping a vein!

luciluce666

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> This will have all the impact of Miley Cyrus' views on McCain.

Swifter

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> I am curious to know the gymnastic capabilities of McCain's wig.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> After the last two elections, I'm not sure nuttier than a squirrel turd isn't actually a plus for most 'Merican (read: angry white male) voters. How else to explain the Shrub and his shooty Veep?

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> At least someone is writing something critical about McCain.

unamusedtodeath

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> A couple scotches short of steady typing fingers.

rosaluxembourgeoise

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> I sometimes wonder if Hitchens is one sticky wicket away from a crumpet.

Or some such nonsense.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is]]> Does he mention the pot calling the kettle black?

Smitros

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