<![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> I dont kno about everyone else but all i care about is the quality of music.So what if you're gay! If you gay and your music is on point then that should be the only thang that matters.Why be concerned about the "famous" personal lives when we should indeed be concerned about our own personal lives.Agree? Why be concerned about Usher suckin on Diddy (opps...did that come out?) when u need to be worrying about getting an education (yes black people..EDUMACATION!)paying your bills, taking care of all your kids, and getting ur life right with God! A person being gay shouldnt affect their families,careers,etc. but too bad it does and its sad that the people we care so much about and look up to are the ones that is making it impossible for some of us to come out the closet.If you love someone, then you should also respect and accept that person for who they are.

TrinaBheard

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> you spelled "its" wrong

Tiger3Sparkle1

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> Suge Knight was on Howard Stern one night a fews years ago,and when Howard asked him to tell him something that would shock him about hip hop Suge said that 95% of all well known rappers were "fronting homosexuals"!

Saxon 212

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> @CrankYank: Those Irish grannies were real pioneers. They knew more rhyming four letter words than anybody!

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> God, I know as much about hip hop as my Irish grandmother who died in 1976.

CrankYank

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> Still think it's (as in it is) Lucas.

MartyPants

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> @Elektra:

Even, however, as I aver that Mr. Cent has a face like a pig's.

Elektra

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> @Hamud:

I might have gone with another "happy as" image myself, given the context. "Happy as the Empire State Building," for instance.

And your earlier post, for the record, gave me an organism.

Elektra

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> Banks sounds like a pathologically ungrateful tattletale.

I know any number of guys who would be happy as clams if 50 Cent touched their genitals.

Hamud Ibn Hamud

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> Oh noes! "ITS" for "IT'S" [explosive contents] please, HamNo! Especially in light of this post!

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> I heard the 50 Cent thing years ago from a music industry executive who claimed he'd partied with Mr. Cent. It's sort of a truism that any field with an over-inflated level of machismo is going to have its share of closet-cases. Except for I-bankers, for whom small penises are probably the culprit.

lionel-mandrake

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> Here's my 50 gossip!

"Stunning allegations have begun to surface of inappropriate sexual overtures from rap artist 50 Cent, toward fellow rapper Lloyd Banks, real names Curtis Jackson and Christopher Lloyd. Lloyd is currently signed as a solo recording artist to Jackson's G-Unit, an imprint and subsidiary of Interscope Records LLC.

According to unidentified sources, Jackson, both secretly and publicly, fondled the genetalia of Lloyd and forced him, along with others in his employ, to keep the inappropriate actions a secret. "50 a real sick f*** man," claims an alleged eyewitness. "He would grab that n**** [genetalia] and laugh. Dare that n**** to do something about it. He constantly say gay s*** about rappers like Fat Joe and especially Ja Rule. He act like he gonna fire a n**** if he say somethin."

Are we allowed to post links to other sites? It's from AllHipHop

rantersparadise

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> @famousauthor:
Heh. I think he counts but he doesn't like men, men....does he?

I can't wait for this-though I'm cynical anything will be revealed, so many hip hop dudes and dudettes are gay, gay, gay!

rantersparadise

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> "Down Low" will trump any allegation.

EastEndguy

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> Does Michael Jackson count as a rapper? Not that that has anything to do with the question at hand.

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> Jeez, don't we gays have enough problems without having to claim that nimrod 50 Cent among our ranks? Although Curtis is a gay name if I've ever heard one. . .

DaeSu

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> @lionel-mandrake:

I'm immediately starting a prayer and fasting vigil entreating Almighty God on behalf of humanity that it be true that 50 Cent is gay.

50 Cent and Timbaland and, Lord have mercy, LL Cool J. Yes, Lord, please, LL Cool Jay, too. Please.

And we pray not only that 50 Cent, Timbaland, and LL Cool J are gay, but that they work out together, often, in a gym without air conditioning, wearing only jockstraps. Sweaty jockstraps. Very sweaty jockstraps.

And, Lord, we ask that this gym please have a large "relaxation area" amply stocked with cocoa butter, nipple clamps, and massage oil, so that 50 Cent, Timbaland, and, holy motherfuck, LL Cool J can leisurely minister to each other's tired and aching muscles. Especially their aching muscles, Lord, of their rock-hard biceps, shoulders, pecs, and glutes. Yes, dear God, especially the glutes.

We ask these things, Lord, knowing we are unworthy of Your great mercy, but nonetheless desire to be Your faithful servants, or if not Your faithful servants, then at least the faithful and devoted servants of 50 Cent, Timbaland, and, holy God Almighty, LL Cool J.

Hamud Ibn Hamud

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> @VoxPopuli: You've got to be no less than 1/8 gay to sport that chapeau.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> Oh good, the font's fixed. Now... on the topic. I don't know. But I too will be interested to find out.

@Sarcastro: It's the hat. It's always the hat.

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> It's a known fact that Dr. Dre is a ghey. Annie Liebovitz should take his picture.

cugat

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> @mitchel_stevens: Y'know, that just might be the case. It doesn't look like he's ready to talk about it, though.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> @Sarcastro:
should that read "has a gay" ?

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> Vanilla Ice.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> Dude on the cover might have a bit of the gay in him.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> Al B. Sure totally refers to curtains as 'window dressings', if you know what I mean. (Winking violently).

Private Hangnail

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> @VoxPopuli: the blue. It burns!

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> Didn't they do a Boondocks episode on this already?

Priam

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> @Helman: Apparently I'm not the only one who noticed...

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> Uh, site is a little messed up right this minute... for the record, those are blockquotes from his blog.

Hamilton Nolan

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> Aaah! What happened to the font? So much blue!

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> Wait -- is my computer on the blink or was there just a Gawker font change?

Helman

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> Eve. That's a guy, right?

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> The late Marvin Gay(e)?

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Parsing The Gay Hip Hop Author's Blog]]> 50 Cent, seriously.

lionel-mandrake

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