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CrankYank — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:20:00 EDT

@the supergoddess: Fahk you all and gimme a Bud, ya bastad! Yankees suck Jeta swallows!

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the supergoddess — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:29:20 EDT

@CrankYank: @beantownbastard: we should just take ovah this fahkin' thread, staht beatin' any fahkin' yankees fans that come around, maybe grab some beahs down the packie...

the supergoddess

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beantownbastard — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:32:36 EDT

Hah, I love it when a handful of Bostonians start arguing with each other. Let us combine our powers for good and for awesome, not for evil!

beantownbastard

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CrankYank — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:20:47 EDT

@beantownbastard: Hee hee. Bostonians always excel in our Hostility and Aloofness Indexes. Just click on the asshole next to my name.

CrankYank

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beantownbastard — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:49:30 EDT

@the supergoddess: *shrug* We persist in not caring.

Pie to the face!

beantownbastard

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the supergoddess — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:27:06 EDT

@CrankYank: fahk you ya fahkin' fahk

the supergoddess

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CrankYank — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:07:23 EDT

@the supergoddess: See how unfriendly we are?

CrankYank

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the supergoddess — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:37:48 EDT

@CrankYank: hey dummy, I'm one of you.

the supergoddess

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ADismalScience — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:04:54 EDT

I read something like 10 pages of The World is Flat and chucked it at a wall, leaving a sizable dent. This was after suffering through The Lexus and the Olive Tree long enough to write a substantial critique of its limited understanding of globalization.

If you're an advocate, fine. But tell people about the icky bits. Don't be so fucking intellectually dishonest.

He's a terrible advocate for free-market policies and should change his surname out of both deference and acknowledgment of his inferiority/inadequacy.

Pie him again, boys.

ADismalScience

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CrankYank — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:49:55 EDT

@the supergoddess: We actually hate banana cream pie just as much as we hate the Yankees and friendly people who say hello to us on the street.

CrankYank

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In Other News... — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:26:44 EDT

@the supergoddess: I actually hate them because of the Red Sox.

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rightbrain — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:13:26 EDT

@In Other News...: Instead, you have to Boston Pancake Friedman.

rightbrain

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Pope John Peeps II — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:00:52 EDT

@dagblad: You can't fool us, Thomas Friedman! Do your OWN research!

Pope John Peeps II

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dagblad — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:11:22 EDT

What's wrong with globalisation?

dagblad

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the supergoddess — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:02:47 EDT

@In Other News...: oh no, they're two totally separate desserts. and actually, boston cream pie isn't actaully pie. it's cake. (psst, boston: this kind of crap? is why everyone hates you. you're a pain in the damned ass.)

the supergoddess

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In Other News... — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:38:59 EDT

@LolCait: Blebsites. Wogs.

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In Other News... — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:37:25 EDT

@contradicto: Are they really? Sigh, I've been mislead all these 24 years.

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In Other News... — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:36:47 EDT

@rightbrain: Oh right. You would've said "'is arse," not "'is ass." My bad. Banana pie me.

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Theda_Bara — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:14:19 EDT

Waste of a perfectly good banana pie.

Theda_Bara

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contradicto — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:13:18 EDT

What no Boston cream pie? Or am I too Mexican to know that Boston cream and banana cream are the same thing?

contradicto

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rightbrain — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:09:24 EDT

@In Other News...: I am?

rightbrain

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Buzz Killington — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:06:34 EDT

I'm no fan of Friedman, but these college fuckwits should get hit with a cyanide pie.

Buzz Killington

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In Other News... — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:06:30 EDT

@rightbrain: That's okay. You're British.

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izzodee544 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:22:22 EDT

unnnngh I hate oxford commas...

70,000 views in 36 hours puts it at "one of the most popular"? That seems way low, I've been giving youtube far too much credit. Or maybe everyone was just too busy bitching about a 15 year old showing her upper back to watch videos online, who knows.

izzodee544