<![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> Actually, I'm pretty sure that a lot of the students he is discussing leave the classroom and enter a high hook-up culture. I mean, isn't that what makes it an Ivy?

immegulate

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> "sex can now be had...as long as the man is a fellow student and minimally artful about his approach" which is so goddamn unfair - used to be that college professors got laid, too, but we had to lecture for it - not just sit back & listen. Then we had to write whole novels about laying our students, and on and on, until these slackers got my cake & ate it, too.

minx

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> "College students today enter a low hook-up culture when they leave the classroom."

In the original draft, this sentence was followed by: "But only when they leave the classroom. Never ever in the classroom ... stingy little bastards, hoarding their sexy sex for themselves and not sharing with Uncle Harvey."

frobisher

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> This just in: college students have casual sex!

Where has this old fart been that he thinks this is a radical development?

52SonsofRamses

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> "No doubt lurid anecdote and popular myth cause us to exaggerate the actual frequency of campus hook-ups: Most college students do not share in these delights."

?? was my college experience really that abnormal? I think this guy is just in denial. even the gross people get laid during college.

GeneralLeigh

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> @jann9884: My bad.

LoveHandles

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> @Richard: That's for sure. Some silly fraternity boy wasted tons of money letting me smoke his weed for free...but I guess I paid the ultimate price when he gave me the clap.

Fucker.

jann9884

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> Basically the problem is, if kids are hooking up with each other or thinking that they should because "everyone is doing it" they'll be less inclined to bone their middle-aged professors.

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> Please correct your post to include his middle initial, "C." Otherwise, there's not much point to his nickname at Harvard, Harvey "C-minus" Mansfield.

bodreeyard

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> My definition of hook up is 5 minutes on youporn. It is also free and there is no follow up relationship.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> Everything you've heard here today is true, and I, for one, blame Candace Bushnell, MySpace, and iPhones.

Tha is all.

The Dewd

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> To call Harvey Mansfield "a Harvard Professor" is like calling Bill O'Reilly "a broadcast journalist." Mansfield is merely an occasionally amusing disgrace protected by tenure from being shipped to Bob Jones University, where he really belongs. His main role at Harvard is signing off for student projects conceived by tools who wear bowties to class and throw Kentucky Derby parties. His "hook-up" spiel was first unveiled many years ago at a dinner party and most people at the time thought he was doing stand-up.

naboo

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> @idratherbesailing: Touche'

FitnessMadeSimple

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> Harvey Mansfield is a man of many complaints. Which is why you read him in the Wall Street Journal.

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> I had multiple sex partners in college but not all at one time, well maybe two of us at once - you know, me and a girl, and sometimes another girl drunk and passed out on a sofa oblivious to me trying to unhook her friend's bra while being both drunk and stoned while some stranger made toast in the kitchen. One time we actually did it behind the sofa and she went on top and I was so jealous because she could watch the TV in the opposite corner of the room like whenever she wanted to, and I had to completely rely on the audio to know what was happening and it turned out not so much as it was late and it was a political show about fishing rights in Norway and how it affected seal colonies or some shit and all the while I'm listening to this she's completely grinding away on top of me and she starts whispering to me not dirty talk but about how cute the seals I couldn't see were, and I'm lying there obviously enjoying myself watching both her breasts bounce up and down but all the time I'm thinking "just how cute are these seals?" and if I could think of any dirty-sex-talk in Norwegian so that maybe I could distract her from the seals or that maybe Norwegian-sex-talk would turn her on more than seal-shots because I was now getting physically uncomfortable because I was sure I was lying on the remote and my foot was stuck under the CD player and CD players cost a lot back in those days.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> Is the "low hook-up culture" that he refers to somewhere in the Netherlands?

Private Hangnail

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> @depardoo: You probably didn't have a yacht, either.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> Where did you get that picture? Did you search google images for "college students circa 1992"?

canary

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> I never got any transom sex. Too physically challenging.

depardoo

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> But girls still do the choosing, right?

PantyWaist

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> Damn that "active minority" is always setting the tone for our sexual culture!

SeaBassTian

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> @SurplusJ: Take, get, yes. But only when we're passed out drunk.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> What's wrong with having many anonymous sex partners? It's called variety and it's the spice of life. Midgets and one-legged women need love to, jerk.

Mr. Kim Gordons Panties

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> Personally, I've always preferred high(as a kite) hook-up culture. But that's just me.

Hityourchildren

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> "The sort of transient sex that once was available to men only for money can now be had, without paying, from college women - as long as the man is a fellow student and minimally artful about his approach."

Because sex is a thing boys get/take from girls. Yuck yuck yuck.

SurplusJ

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> Wait, what. I went to college in the 70's. NOW things have changed and "The sort of transient sex that once was available to men only for money can now be had, without paying, from college women.."

I could have charged for it? Goddam!

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> Low hook ups are just fine with me, especially if they're strapless and with underwire.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> Um, The Rules of Attraction was published in 1987.

traceygold

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> @A_Mere_Wisp_of_a_Lad:

What was the prize? Chlamydia?

City_Dater

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> @depardoo: Heh.

@Conbon: They don't wear boxers in the Ivy League, buddy. What are they, farmers?

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> And all this time I though "Transient Sex" was what was taking place in the backseat of my son's car.

BGGA

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> I enter a "low hook-up culture" as soon as I leave my office, yet no one expresses any concern whatsoever about me and my kind.

City_Dater

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> and this is... um... new? My college days (back in the early 90's) had a dorm-wide game called "Slay the Dragon" in which players had to hook up with one person from each floor of the building.

Uncle Ruckus

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> What do you mean, "brief sexual encounter," asshole?

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> @moff:

Damn you and damn the refresh button!

depardoo

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> @aisatsana:

I think he meant "tranny sex".

depardoo

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> @aisatsana: Transient sex is when a pretty lady hobo has a penis.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> "Transient Sex" just brings to mind such beautiful images.
Hey baby, lets go shake my grocery cart.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> I never thought the book reviews in the Wall Street Journal were real, until what happened last week during my office hours...

DonPardoCalrissian

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> why is he assuming it's always men making the overtures? gender norms! social constructs! I took soc 101!

also, "transient sex" sounds a little like "hobo sex."

aisatsana

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> College sex FAIL!!!

Koreanish

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> @FitnessMadeSimple: Don't forget "bunk beds" "booty texts" and "jungle juice."

idratherbesailing

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> In that last paragraph, he is, of course, talking about his own sex life.

depardoo

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> Baby, it ain't free.

Richard

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> The words "lurid," "delights" and "thus" should not outnumber "beer pong," "keg stands" and "Natty Ice" in an article about college hook-ups.

FitnessMadeSimple

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> Oh no, that's just awful. (Lucky bastards.)

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> if you can't find someone to hook up with at a college party you're fat, or not drunk enough, or out of roofies. god, I didn't even go to an Ivy and I know that.

izzodee544

]]> <![CDATA[College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck]]> This would be easier for me to understand if it came in the form of a Chick tract.

Moff

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